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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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watching valve slowly turn gamers into linux users without them even realizing
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 AM
watching valve slowly turn gamers into linux users without them even realizing
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Guy who went to mime school: that’s a video. That’s a picture. That’s an octet stream.
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Guy who went to mime school: that’s a video. That’s a picture. That’s an octet stream.
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good moon tonight, large moon
no I'm not going to check the news, just look at the moon
no I'm not going to check the news, just look at the moon
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
good moon tonight, large moon
no I'm not going to check the news, just look at the moon
no I'm not going to check the news, just look at the moon
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This is something that needs to be hammered home more- with apps and real time info, taking a bus is a vastly different experience now than when I first started taking them in 1989- the days of standing at a bus stop for 40m wondering if the bus is even running that day are long over
One thing I wrote about here is how technology has made buses *way* more convenient while techno-futurists were obsessed with flying taxis and self-driving cars.
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
This is something that needs to be hammered home more- with apps and real time info, taking a bus is a vastly different experience now than when I first started taking them in 1989- the days of standing at a bus stop for 40m wondering if the bus is even running that day are long over
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will not discourse except to say: i enjoy writing software and i like thinking somewhat deeply about the problem i'm trying to solve when i do
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
will not discourse except to say: i enjoy writing software and i like thinking somewhat deeply about the problem i'm trying to solve when i do
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
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signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry
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Fun thread on Oxford's oddest business. Or perhaps former business? Who knows!
just bored and thinking about how Freud's, the cocktail bar in a defunct Grade II listed church in Oxford, has been closed since 2023 'for renovations' but they haven't applied for any listed building consent and now it's the last remaining real estate in Radcliffe Observatory Quarter
September 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Fun thread on Oxford's oddest business. Or perhaps former business? Who knows!
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This is the function in Spyro: A Hero's Tail's code that resets your health and reloads the game after a death.
It's called "urghhhImDead".
#SpyroAHerosTail #SpyroTheDragon
It's called "urghhhImDead".
#SpyroAHerosTail #SpyroTheDragon
August 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is the function in Spyro: A Hero's Tail's code that resets your health and reloads the game after a death.
It's called "urghhhImDead".
#SpyroAHerosTail #SpyroTheDragon
It's called "urghhhImDead".
#SpyroAHerosTail #SpyroTheDragon
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what drives me nuts about people using chatGPT for math in particular is that wolframalpha has existed for a fucking decade and a half and people act like it never existed
this is why you cannot actually trust an LLM to do math (which MANY people are not aware of):
I keep telling people how it gets "1+1=2" correct only because that's most common sequence of those strings together, but if Reddit or 4chan or whoever started spamming search indexes with "1+1=3," we'd start seeing that as a "correct" answer from genAI.
August 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
what drives me nuts about people using chatGPT for math in particular is that wolframalpha has existed for a fucking decade and a half and people act like it never existed
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Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧
May 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧
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January 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
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(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan
don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?
don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?
November 19, 2024 at 7:41 PM
(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan
don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?
don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?
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Social Media must be overthrown and replaced by Social Persia, which will in turn be conquered by Social Macedonia.
November 18, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Social Media must be overthrown and replaced by Social Persia, which will in turn be conquered by Social Macedonia.