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marty mcdonalds
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29. He/Him, bi/pan. Musician, audio guy, Rock Band + @lanebreakerslb.bsky.social charter, left,
@channelkrt.bsky.social co-host, theme park lover.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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For there to be justice – in this case, the faint hope of impeaching and removing a president credibly implicated in child-sex trafficking – *elites must betray elites*. Powerful men (and they are men, let’s be real here) must find in themselves an incentive to be traitors to their class.
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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The Hazbin Hotel end credits music after the most harrowing episode of TV you’ve ever fucking seen:
sesame street characters elmo and elmer are playing drums in a band
ALT: sesame street characters elmo and elmer are playing drums in a band
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Do you ever wish you could cast a magic spell on people who harass you online that forces them against their will to scream all their nastiest, angriest posts at the top of their lungs on all their future job interviews and dates?

Just me?
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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It's interesting that so many of the exact same leftists on this site who wouldn't stop shitting on Biden are now angry at the Dems for caving on the ACA subsidies...that only exist because of Biden.

Maybe more of them should've voted for Harris or something.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.
BREAKING: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein said Donald Trump knew about the underage girls that Epstein was accused of victimizing, according to emails released by Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives reut.rs/4hZV3nw
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Cause we've been doing this for 15 years now. Nobody at Pixar ever said Toy Story 3 was gonna be the last one. Nobody at Pixar ever said Toy Story 4 was gonna be the last one either.

Andrew Stanton pitched 4 before 3 was even finished. Please stop with this "They originally stopped at 3." shit.
buzz lightyear from toy story scratches his head
ALT: buzz lightyear from toy story scratches his head
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She smiles and says, "I will always love you."
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Working on a I.C.E. kidnap case right now—2 sons, whose mother called on me.

It’s very clear both Uber and Waymo have provided the government my clients’ location via these ride sharing company’s ✨massive✨ tech surveillance op.

No warrant—just pure cooperation.

Stay woke, y’all.

Waymo is I.C.E.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Ah, you know what? Let's kill each-other. (stab)
Ow!
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Today is Sesame Steeet's 56th birthday! If you're interested in learning about the show's stotied history through a feminist lens, check out my podcast A PRAIRIE DAWN COMPANION. You can find it here or on the Muppet Fan Podcasts With ToughPigs podcast feed.

www.toughpigs.com/tag/a-prairi...
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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By all means, do whatever you can to primary the eight Democrats who caved. Hell, primary Schumer too.

But if you're seriously blaming the ENTIRE Democratic party for the actions of literally less than a fifth of the Dems currently serving in the US Senate, you've completely lost the plot.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Share the shit outta this. This person is an awful acephobe who thinks r*pe is a way of correcting being ace. And ridiculed many artists and writers on a public forum.
Please be aware that this person created an Instagram account in March hoping people wouldn't remember what she did so she could promote her patreon and commissions as if nothing had happened
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Absolutely gross that these people think they can just waltz back in like we’ve forgotten their disgusting behaviour.
Nothing is more disgustingly infuriating than opening up a nice lil tag for a comfy read over coffee to see that disgusting people are just waltzing back into fandom like nothing happened.
this isn’t a matter of making amends the Authors note of “you can find me nowhere” makes that blatantly clear
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Apparently Neopets has become the most recent victim of the gaze of L*bsOfTiktok and let me tell you as someone who was a child in the early 2000s “Neopets moral panic” is the biggest recession indicator imaginable
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Day 3: $15/450.

Please help if you can.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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OH NO
Um, @variety.com?

That’s…not what that means. 😳 variety.com/2025/music/n...
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Turns out getting hit by a snowplow either makes you racist or accentuates your racism
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
gomez really said
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
New version of Girl Yelling In Guy's Ear at Concert Dropped:
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The Mr. Beast theme park in Saudi Arabia, you say.

*Sound of me starting the clock*
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Cw: strangulation, violence against women

Butlerian Jihad is no longer enough; the Bay must flood with techbro blood
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM