Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar
@twochewbaccas.bsky.social
-He/him
-Part of the woke mob.
-No follow for follow, especially if you follow like 1,000+ already.
- ^^^ Seriously, I'll just block you. ^^^
- ^^^ That goes triple for generative AI freaks. Fuck off. ^^^
-Part of the woke mob.
-No follow for follow, especially if you follow like 1,000+ already.
- ^^^ Seriously, I'll just block you. ^^^
- ^^^ That goes triple for generative AI freaks. Fuck off. ^^^
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It's wrong that they won't let me live in a 55+ community simply due to my age. They should let you in if you match the "general vibe"
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
It's wrong that they won't let me live in a 55+ community simply due to my age. They should let you in if you match the "general vibe"
Bebe's Kids is currently available to stream for free (with ads [unless your adblock kung fu is superior]) on Tubi.
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Bebe's Kids is currently available to stream for free (with ads [unless your adblock kung fu is superior]) on Tubi.
Stay tuned for an important Bebe's Kids update.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Stay tuned for an important Bebe's Kids update.
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if someone cheated on you or did you dirty somehow, please consider donating to the Bird TLC raptor center in Alaska so they can make you a video like this! www.birdtlc.org
my partner cheated on me with multiple women throughout the entirety of our relationship so I donated to the Bird Training & Learning Center in Alaska for them to feed a rat named after him to one of the raptors
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
if someone cheated on you or did you dirty somehow, please consider donating to the Bird TLC raptor center in Alaska so they can make you a video like this! www.birdtlc.org
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Love this deep-dive into our Freaked re-release from @moviedumpster.bsky.social
The Insane Cult Classic Hollywood Tried to Bury (1993)
YouTube video by Movie Dumpster
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Love this deep-dive into our Freaked re-release from @moviedumpster.bsky.social
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Outlaw Star - The Complete Series is $4.99 on Apple TV buff.ly/zJdq1SA #ad
February 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Outlaw Star - The Complete Series is $4.99 on Apple TV buff.ly/zJdq1SA #ad
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we have got to start being meaner to people who are still fans of harry potter. i don't give a shit what you were going through when you read it. that is not your "comfort character" that is a wizard cop written by a mold-addled racist transphobe
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
we have got to start being meaner to people who are still fans of harry potter. i don't give a shit what you were going through when you read it. that is not your "comfort character" that is a wizard cop written by a mold-addled racist transphobe
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asking for an edit button is disgraceful behavior. have some self respect. ooh i need my posts to be perfect and i can't delete because i already got a like!!! i need that like! grow up. figure out if the fav is more important to you than the typo. sometimes we gotta make choices in this life
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
asking for an edit button is disgraceful behavior. have some self respect. ooh i need my posts to be perfect and i can't delete because i already got a like!!! i need that like! grow up. figure out if the fav is more important to you than the typo. sometimes we gotta make choices in this life
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would you believe i could not find any clips of the workout routine from blippo+ on youtube so i made one myself & now i expect us all to do this every morning
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 AM
would you believe i could not find any clips of the workout routine from blippo+ on youtube so i made one myself & now i expect us all to do this every morning
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Y'all, his AI girlfriend is a feminist and broke up with him
January 29, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Y'all, his AI girlfriend is a feminist and broke up with him
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A D&D group struggles with a member’s new monk character, whose tragic backstory and peculiar habits have slowed gameplay significantly.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
A D&D group struggles with a member’s new monk character, whose tragic backstory and peculiar habits have slowed gameplay significantly.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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i'm so out of the loop i just heard about this game and i seriously cannot believe they made a game that is just Overwatch with horses plus Fortnite and called it HIGHGUARD. like you literally just looked up synonyms for Overwatch. it's the same number of letters!!
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 AM
i'm so out of the loop i just heard about this game and i seriously cannot believe they made a game that is just Overwatch with horses plus Fortnite and called it HIGHGUARD. like you literally just looked up synonyms for Overwatch. it's the same number of letters!!
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hey, it's me. John Highguard. im a character that was designed and rendered in the year 2026 for millions of dollars. when my Highguard meter is charged, press X to unleash my "Gun Attack"
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
hey, it's me. John Highguard. im a character that was designed and rendered in the year 2026 for millions of dollars. when my Highguard meter is charged, press X to unleash my "Gun Attack"
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Abolish ice.
January 24, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Abolish ice.
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If you get snow this weekend and aren't familiar with it — or even if you are — shoveling is very tough work. This is a decent list of dos and don'ts… but I'd add don't do it *at all* if you're over 50. It's very hard on the heart, especially in extreme cold.
stjosephshealth.org/healthy-you/...
stjosephshealth.org/healthy-you/...
How to Shovel Smart and Save Your Spine This Winter - St. Joseph's Health
Read on and learn how to shovel snow safely without straining your back or risking injury. Follow these tips for a pain-free winter.
stjosephshealth.org
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 PM
If you get snow this weekend and aren't familiar with it — or even if you are — shoveling is very tough work. This is a decent list of dos and don'ts… but I'd add don't do it *at all* if you're over 50. It's very hard on the heart, especially in extreme cold.
stjosephshealth.org/healthy-you/...
stjosephshealth.org/healthy-you/...
R2-D2 was actually speaking English the whole time, but he was cussing non-stop so they had to bleep all of his dialogue.
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
R2-D2 was actually speaking English the whole time, but he was cussing non-stop so they had to bleep all of his dialogue.
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Meth Monday with Tony Dokoupil
January 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Meth Monday with Tony Dokoupil
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this one has @rangedtouch.bsky.social energy
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
this one has @rangedtouch.bsky.social energy
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oh I'm cooked? I'm washed? well joke's on you. cooking and washing are important household chores and I take them as a compliment.
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
oh I'm cooked? I'm washed? well joke's on you. cooking and washing are important household chores and I take them as a compliment.
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Anthropic: Best for coding applications
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Anthropic: Best for coding applications
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
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But what if I were to disguise my weak joke as a Simpsons reference? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, millennial man.
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
But what if I were to disguise my weak joke as a Simpsons reference? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, millennial man.
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PS even if you don’t have any $ to donate right now, sharing this list far and wide would help greatly! ⬇️
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
docs.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
PS even if you don’t have any $ to donate right now, sharing this list far and wide would help greatly! ⬇️
Had a couple of teeth pulled today, novocaine's staring to wear off. Ouch. Oof. Ouchie.
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Had a couple of teeth pulled today, novocaine's staring to wear off. Ouch. Oof. Ouchie.