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@twochewbaccas.bsky.social
-He/him
-Part of the woke mob.
-No follow for follow, especially if you follow like 1,000+ already.
- ^^^ Seriously, I'll just block you. ^^^
- ^^^ That goes triple for generative AI freaks. Fuck off. ^^^
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NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Specifically, go tell them to fuck themselves. (Discord, not Patrick)
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Tenga Robo is a robot who can transform into a Tenga sex toy. (They were promoting them in Shinjuku, Tokyo.)
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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"Transsexualism has become one of the major political battlegrounds of the culture wars, celebrities are publicly out as trans, and 'transvestigating' politicians and actors is a pastime of some of our keenest minds." www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/01/09/h...
How Transsexuals Became Folk Devils - Other Strangeness — merritt k
And how things might change.
www.otherstrangeness.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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the computer used to have its own room
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Hoo boy, DS9 sure loves to paint the Bajoran people as a bunch of goddamn morons. The village with the cloud monster, the little girl diplomat, giving Winn power of any kind, past guy gives one speech and they instantly revert to a shitty caste system, joining a cult run by Dukat.
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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07 Jan 2026
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Rapping dog PaRappa the Rapper, ‘90s PlayStation game character, in Tokyo
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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I’ve just been using a 9 volt with some hot glue and tin foil. This is a game changer.
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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remember
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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is there a Buffalo Wild Wings that has thirty TVs playing Buckaroo Banzai and That Mitchell and Webb Look instead of sports or did i just get rich
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Jeez, the state of things is kinda bumming me out. I know! I'll continue my DS9 rewatch, that'll cheer me up! Let's see, which episode is up next? Oh. It's The Visitor. Welp.
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.

“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Never let anyone tell you there are no new ideas. We're 48 hours into 2026 and they've already found a way to make Twitter worse. Anything is possible.
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Local Furby says “Whoa! Big sound, wah!” Join me, Reuters, an alleged news organization, as I inexplicably treat it as a source.
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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“Tell me, Margaret. ... Am I a butthead?”
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
bout to start huckin rocks thru windows of people setting of fireworks. it started at like 5:30 and they're still at it at 12:45. if you're gonna set em off at all there's a pretty tight window of acceptability. you break that window I break yours, savvy
January 1, 2026 at 6:53 AM
fucking dipshits setting off fireworks 4 hours early really drives home how maybe we shouldn't be selling explosives to people with zero impulse control
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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I think we can all agree it’s time for fireworks to become 100% illegal. Let’s ban fireworks everywhere in 2026
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM
December 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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important thread
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
December 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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STEAL NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM