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twochewbaccas.bsky.social
Two Chewbaccas walk into a bar
@twochewbaccas.bsky.social
-He/him
-Part of the woke mob.
-No follow for follow, especially if you follow like 1,000+ already.
- ^^^ Seriously, I'll just block you. ^^^
- ^^^ That goes triple for generative AI freaks. Fuck off. ^^^
When you were the VP nom it seemed like a strong choice. And when that didn't work it looked like you were still doing good work as Gov. I've been trying to get out of Texas for a while and I was really leaning toward Minnesota, in no small part to you and your leadership. Now though? I'm not sure.
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
foreverially tiedup and delitized (and loving it)
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Sesame Street's take on Pickle Rick
January 14, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Addendum to the caste system thing: a priest straight up kills a guy in the middle of a crowded mall because his family 'prepares the dead for burial.' Why would that qualify him for murder? Isn't that a necessary function in a society? What the fuck?
January 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
they call me phalanx because my North American box art is inscrutable
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM