And George Wendt
@trumancapps.bsky.social
Writer of unmarketable scripts and unlikeable skeets. Cohost of the Movie Memory Machine podcast.
my high-quality kidnapping was a huge success, I captured my target and only killed 40 innocent people along the way. I am the protagonist of a Coen Brothers movie
"You don't have to agree with the kidnapping to acknowledge its quality" Yes I do????
the most braindead kind of take in these situations. we've had the unquestioned power to turn most countries into glass parking lots for most of our lifetimes. who on earth is still impressed by this?
January 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
my high-quality kidnapping was a huge success, I captured my target and only killed 40 innocent people along the way. I am the protagonist of a Coen Brothers movie
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Are we really going to see an attempt at nation-building by a bunch of drunks and speed-freaks overseen by a man who can’t stay awake through a whole meeting
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Are we really going to see an attempt at nation-building by a bunch of drunks and speed-freaks overseen by a man who can’t stay awake through a whole meeting
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
Anna Nicole Smith? The supporting actress from The Hudsucker Proxy?
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Anna Nicole Smith? The supporting actress from The Hudsucker Proxy?
Gavin Newsom threw trans people under the bus the second he believed it would be politically popular to do so. But even though every poll shows that taxing billionaires is extremely popular across the political spectrum, he's refusing to budge on this issue.
December 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Gavin Newsom threw trans people under the bus the second he believed it would be politically popular to do so. But even though every poll shows that taxing billionaires is extremely popular across the political spectrum, he's refusing to budge on this issue.
all I want for Christmas is for Roy Brocksmith to throw me from the 45th floor of the Hudsucker Industries building (counting the mezzanine)
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
all I want for Christmas is for Roy Brocksmith to throw me from the 45th floor of the Hudsucker Industries building (counting the mezzanine)
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
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bari is the standard bearer for the media types who think any journalism that leads the consumer toward a left-wing position must be tempered and balanced until it doesn’t.
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
bari is the standard bearer for the media types who think any journalism that leads the consumer toward a left-wing position must be tempered and balanced until it doesn’t.
I'm putting together a team
December 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm putting together a team
really important thread. It's so powerful seeing all the facts laid out in print like this
Grand piano 🧵
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
really important thread. It's so powerful seeing all the facts laid out in print like this
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just what everyone wants in a troubled economy: a check that goes to someone else
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
just what everyone wants in a troubled economy: a check that goes to someone else
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Gabbin Newsmon knows that posting quotes fawning over Ronald Reagan will get massively ratioed on Bluesky. his team is clipping the most vitriolic responses to put in an ad where he says "the radical left HATES ME but I get stuff done", which will air in Iowa and South Carolina in January 2028
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Gabbin Newsmon knows that posting quotes fawning over Ronald Reagan will get massively ratioed on Bluesky. his team is clipping the most vitriolic responses to put in an ad where he says "the radical left HATES ME but I get stuff done", which will air in Iowa and South Carolina in January 2028
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Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does
Redistricting everywhere is how we make sure Marie Glusencamp Perez isn't the deciding vote on every piece of major legislation in 2029
I think some of the discussion about the redistricting wars misses is that they’re not really about 2026 anymore
save for an unprecedented exogenous event, Dems will win the house next year
But in 2028, every seat gained or lost could end up being the decisive one
save for an unprecedented exogenous event, Dems will win the house next year
But in 2028, every seat gained or lost could end up being the decisive one
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Redistricting everywhere is how we make sure Marie Glusencamp Perez isn't the deciding vote on every piece of major legislation in 2029
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time