got a picture of glem in his car on the way to drop off his strongly worded letter

it is much, much less upsetting than The Lobster. there's some blood and some torture that happens mostly off-camera, but it's not gruesome or beyond the pale

yeah @schiff.senate.gov - Republicans are backing away from Trump's nominees, which gives you a perfect opportunity to step up and show what a good little bipartisan team player you are! get in there and confirm some more lunatics to lifetime appointments!

Dear Jeffrey,

On the plane back from your island I thought of another literary recommendation for you. Try not to be too put off by the title - while it's true that there's a monster at the end of the book, I think you'll be surprised by who it turns out to be...

I'm just so happy for Kelly that she gets to dress like a rich person again now that she's no longer cosplaying as a red state Country Strong Girlboss

I'm not sure if Trump is even capable of friendship? Trump's "friendships" feel a lot like how toddlers will play next to each other with the same set of toys while sometimes making sounds back and forth at each other. outwardly it looks like there's a relationship there, but there's not

[marching into the fan section at an Eagles home game dressed head to toe in Dallas Cowboys gear] I'm gonna set these rubes straight using facts and logic! one day they'll thank me!

you're telling me this mfer created Jeopardy AND Wheel of Fortune

Megyn Kelly, first female libertarian

I'm reading the book by the journalist who first broke the Epstein story and apparently he never touched drugs or alcohol. lot of weird diet and bio hacking type stuff though

can we send private equity firms to gitmo?

I saw Alex Garland and my brain went "well, yeah, that tracks"

days like today make me wonder if Biden's supposed cognitive decline was really the main story to be chasing in the runup to the 2024 election. do you have any thoughts on that particular topic, Jake

the difference between Democrats and Republicans is that Democrats hear "one party rule" and don't think "but what if WE were the one party?"

we're looking into becoming george w. bush in 2007, doing it very strongly, stronger than anybody ever has before, big men with tears in their eyes come up to me and tell me how they've never seen anyone become george w. bush in 2007 like this

hey you've voted to confirm a couple of the judges this pedophile nominated to lifetime positions. why did you do that adam

POV: you're a Republican president with a ~77% approval rating among Republicans

BILL GATES: I condemn his behavior. But at the same time, Jeff had a lot of really exciting ideas about philanthropy, science, the human condition. A modern Renaissance man.

LEAKED EPSTEIN EMAIL: have u read Lolita ? i like it alot. not because of teh themes or prose. if u catch my drift. ;) ;)