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And George Wendt
@trumancapps.bsky.social
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Writer of unmarketable scripts and unlikeable skeets. Cohost of the Movie Memory Machine podcast.
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@schiff.senate.gov impeccable work sir! as one of your constituents in this D+20 state I have only one request: could you send me MORE fundraising texts and emails?
Screenshot from US Senate web site: VOTE SUMMARY Question: On the Nomination (Confirmation: Brooke Rollins, of TX, to be Secretary of Agriculture) Schiff (D-CA), Yea
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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got a picture of glem in his car on the way to drop off his strongly worded letter
Ray Smuckles shouting "Stop yelling at me! A BLOO BLA BLOOO! A BLOO BLOO BLOOOOOOOO! BLOO BLOO!"
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I'm just so happy for Kelly that she gets to dress like a rich person again now that she's no longer cosplaying as a red state Country Strong Girlboss
Kelly Loeffler in a baseball cap, buttondown shirt, and zip up vest. She's probably about to go huntin', or fishin', or muddin' as soon as this campaign event is over.
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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POV: you're a Republican president with a ~77% approval rating among Republicans
Electoral map of the 1932 presidential election. The Republican is losing by a somewhat dramatic margin.
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Elon's cultural illiteracy is contagious, and it appears to be transmitted through the Cybertruck itself
Las Vegas bomber reached out to ex girlfriends in the days before the attack, according to the Gazette newspaper. "I rented a Tesla Cybertruck. It's the shit. I feel like Batman or halo," he texted one of the women on Sunday.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Achewood comic featuring The Tenmen, a band consisting of a guitarist, a bassist, and a dude playing a snare drum. All wear full body suits and sunglasses.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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looking good senator!
Will Ferrell as Harry Caray.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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an animated show about right-wing grievances that also looks like shit? what a novel concept!
Paradise PD. Universal Basic Guys. The New Norm.
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Redmond Barry of Barryville, frowning with a forlorn look on his face.
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Republicans' winning pitch to Democratic senators was "we'll make it slightly harder for our supporters to murder you"
"The broader legislation would include three full-year appropriations bills that deal with military construction and veterans affairs, the legislative branch and the Department of Agriculture. That includes $203.5 million in new funding to enhance security measures and protection for members of Congress in addition to $852 million for US Capitol Police, per a summary of the bill to fund the legislative branch provided by top Democratic appropriator Sen. Patty Murray."
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Really sorry to hear that. I've been feeling similarly cooked in my career lately and it can be really suffocating sometimes. For whatever it's worth, I love your art, and we've got one of your commissioned pieces up on our fridge. Your work matters!
Locke from Lost with an orange in his mouth, as drawn by Josh Way.
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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55 DORE
55 CAPRER
55 HOCRE
55 TORRANE
AND 155 SHLOSKE
Tim Robinson at the drive thru.
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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in six months he's going to start dropping "habibi" into his tweets and reply 🤣 to somebody making a joke about Vance fucking a couch
Tweet from Sam Altman, 1/22/2025: "watching @potus more carefully recently has really changed my perspective on him (i wish i had done more of my own thinking and definitely fell in the npc trap). i'm not going to agree with him on everything, but i think he will be incredible for the country in many ways!"
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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checking in on Bill Ackman and Alan Dershowitz
Screenshot from MST3k episode "Girl in Gold Boots" where Mike is tying a noose around his neck and Crow is flipping out with his eyes rolled back in his head.
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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"It's crazy motivating, because I'll tell you why the short sellers are constantly getting screwed by Palantir: because every time they short us, we just are, like, tripling down on getting the better numbers, and part, honestly, to make them poorer"
Kendall Roy
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Kramer telling George "often I sit and yearn."
November 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Slob Pooh: "treasure trail" Tuxedo Pooh: "desire path"
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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yeah I can't imagine why the Democratic Party didn't want your wisdom on LGBT messaging
Tweet from Joe Walsh, 2/25/2014: "The LGBT community has become nothing more than a group of constitutional terrorists."
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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WaPo opinion piece by Kathleen Parker, one of the all-time dullards in the business, dated 10/17/25. Headline reads: "Is this the president we've been waiting for?" Subhed reads: "Trump's miraculous Mideast peace deal is a moment of triumph."
October 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Headline: "Every Single Movie that Jimmy Carter Watched at the White House" Excerpt from list: My Brilliant Career (1979) - March 1, 1980 Barry Lyndon (1975) - March 2, 1980 Arabesque (1966) - March 7, 1980 Hank Hill smoking a cigarette in a state of pure rapture and bliss.
October 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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"I'd be glad to take them on one at a time. Even at my age I'm ready to go."
[FIVE MINUTES LATER]
Trump supporter faceplanting in the street after tripping while chasing a kid who stole his shitty sunglasses.
October 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Dril tweet: ( me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
October 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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I love Graham Platner's new campaign slogan
Screenshot from "Inherent Vice" (2014). A guy in a labcoat is explaining to Joaquin Phoenix not to worry about an orderly with a swastica tattoo on his face, because "That's an ancient Hindu symbol meaning 'All is well.'"
October 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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found Dick Durbin's explanation for his support for some of these nominees and I'm going to walk into the ocean
“They may not be normal times,” Durbin said, “But people are normal. They expect me to be careful and choose the best candidates I can choose. But to take a unequivocal position that I will oppose every nominee that comes out of this administration, I think, would destroy my credibility and any opportunity for bipartisanship.”
October 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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perhaps @schiff.senate.gov just really appreciated Mooty's valuable work in the private sector, where he defended a local jail system that let inmates suffer and die from medical neglect
"Mooty defended the medical director of the Madison County Jail in lawsuits alleging federal civil rights violations and state-law medical malpractice stemming from inadequate medical care provided to incarcerated individuals. These cases involved serious harm and death, including a woman who died after falling from her bunk, another who died from untreated abdominal pain, and another who allegedly suffered a fatal pulmonary embolism. Additional claims included a woman who became permanently blind and partially paralyzed due to a medical complication, and another individual who was hospitalized for several days with confusion, delusions, and hallucinations attributed to negligent medical treatment while in custody."
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM