The world is increasingly ablaze, America is in political shambles, and every single time I look at the news, or social media or anything where I interact with current events, I’m reminded of everything I hate about humanity.
Be good to each other.
The world is increasingly ablaze, America is in political shambles, and every single time I look at the news, or social media or anything where I interact with current events, I’m reminded of everything I hate about humanity.
Be good to each other.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
when you burp and it tastes like what you just ate and ALSO that thing you ate six hours ago, that’s nature introducing exciting new flavor combos
like onion soup brownies, beef eggnog, and tuna strawberry ice cream
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
i can be so sleepy i can’t keep my eyes open but as soon as i lie down i’m awake for two hours mortified about that weird embarrassing thing i did in sixth grade
and i just think humans have some real design flaws
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
printer toner is fine i guess but it doesn’t actually tone, i’ve never even heard it sing
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
when you burp and it tastes like what you just ate and ALSO that thing you ate six hours ago, that’s nature introducing exciting new flavor combos
like onion soup brownies, beef eggnog, and tuna strawberry ice cream
this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
Yes, I know who gets power, I know.
But I do not want to wake up and learn the U.S. has nuked Denmark over Greenland.
Do not tell me that's implausible.
Yes, I know who gets power, I know.
But I do not want to wake up and learn the U.S. has nuked Denmark over Greenland.
Do not tell me that's implausible.
As noted by @galatfemme.bsky.social, The Amulet of Samarkand (Bartimaeus Book 1) by Jonathan Stroud is on US ebook sale for $2; I got some for random giveaway.
As noted by @galatfemme.bsky.social, The Amulet of Samarkand (Bartimaeus Book 1) by Jonathan Stroud is on US ebook sale for $2; I got some for random giveaway.
THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST is still $1.99 at ebook retailers apparently! :)
THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST is still $1.99 at ebook retailers apparently! :)
"At an appropriate no-pants distance from the nearest neighbor."
"At an appropriate no-pants distance from the nearest neighbor."
(Yes, I would have done it anyway, but I might not have made the hand gestures.)
(Yes, I would have done it anyway, but I might not have made the hand gestures.)
First, an increase in the number of late fees that big corps can charge their customers.
Second, yet another blow against the institution of the post office, forcing citizens to send physical mail through private corps.
Thanks for making things shitty, you weird losers.
First, an increase in the number of late fees that big corps can charge their customers.
Second, yet another blow against the institution of the post office, forcing citizens to send physical mail through private corps.
Thanks for making things shitty, you weird losers.
1) Dogs exist.
2) So does general anesthestic.
3) If you can’t stop hiccuping, there’s a nerve in your chest they can cut.
1) Dogs exist.
2) So does general anesthestic.
3) If you can’t stop hiccuping, there’s a nerve in your chest they can cut.
SENSE IS FOR AFTER MILKSHAKE
SENSE IS FOR AFTER MILKSHAKE
Here's Tina the Cestusah / Tapeworm Queen
#monstergirl #art #OC
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Here's Tina the Cestusah / Tapeworm Queen
#monstergirl #art #OC
www.deviantart.com/the-episiarc...