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Treesh
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I sure picked a fine time to stop drinking.

The world is increasingly ablaze, America is in political shambles, and every single time I look at the news, or social media or anything where I interact with current events, I’m reminded of everything I hate about humanity.

Be good to each other.
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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It’s easy to think that schools in Minneapolis are closed because the Feds murdered someone in the street but no, the actual reason is that while that was happening, the Feds were busy doing other heinous shit across the city like tear-gassing a school
“The move came after officials at Roosevelt High School said armed U.S. Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders.” — www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.

That is called murder when they do that.

Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:

when you burp and it tastes like what you just ate and ALSO that thing you ate six hours ago, that’s nature introducing exciting new flavor combos

like onion soup brownies, beef eggnog, and tuna strawberry ice cream

this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:

i can be so sleepy i can’t keep my eyes open but as soon as i lie down i’m awake for two hours mortified about that weird embarrassing thing i did in sixth grade

and i just think humans have some real design flaws

this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly:

printer toner is fine i guess but it doesn’t actually tone, i’ve never even heard it sing

this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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25th Amendment NOW.

Yes, I know who gets power, I know.

But I do not want to wake up and learn the U.S. has nuked Denmark over Greenland.

Do not tell me that's implausible.
January 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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It doesn't have to be the ideal thing, it doesn't have to be huge and splashy, it doesn't have to help millions of people, just pick ONE THING that will use your skills to help people and do it regularly. You will feel SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER.
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough the importance of finding one constructive real world offline thing you can do to use your particular skills in service of fighting fascism as a psychological defense against the constant drumbeat of fuckery
my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
January 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Rebrand "nonconsensual 'AI' revenge porn" as creepfakes. Creeps will still say on X, but everyone loves a good punmanteau.
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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they ran on no more wars and are now pitching global conquest. they ran on protecting kids and are now paid subscribers to a deep fake kiddie porn generator. a competent opposition party would find a way to use this to their advantage
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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How my neurodivergence tends to manifest:
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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I think it's nice to have a pet. There's a weird little guy in your house who's a completely different species, but you're friends and you hang out together. That shit's wholesome as fuck.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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I think my new meta hobby will be learning how to say “I don’t know what I’m saying” in a bunch of languages so when people ask me if I speak the language, I can say “Of course! ‘I don’t know what I’m saying.’”
January 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Grok is not a source! Grok is not sentient! Grok is a machine woven into the fabric of a social network that made CSAM on-demand!
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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“Why are Americans mistrustful of AI?” asks the morning briefing thing I’m skimming while I “no” through literally a dozen questions being asked to me by a robot who stands between me and the person I need to talk to to schedule the x-ray that I really, really need
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Heads up: The Mage Saga: The COMPLETE Series Omnibus by @kenwarnerauthor.com is on US Kindle sale for $1; I got some for random giveaway.

As noted by @galatfemme.bsky.social, The Amulet of Samarkand (Bartimaeus Book 1) by Jonathan Stroud is on US ebook sale for $2; I got some for random giveaway.
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Also wow I don't think I've ever cracked the Kindle Top 50 in... anything, LOL. (They have some VERY esoteric categories and still no.) UNTIL NOW!

THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST is still $1.99 at ebook retailers apparently! :)
January 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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"Where do you want to live?"

"At an appropriate no-pants distance from the nearest neighbor."
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I pick this as a minor celebrity interaction. The time I excitedly told a busload of people about spring-loaded duck penises and discovered Boba Fett was sitting behind me still looms very large in my mind.

(Yes, I would have done it anyway, but I might not have made the hand gestures.)
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Two birds, one policy.

First, an increase in the number of late fees that big corps can charge their customers.

Second, yet another blow against the institution of the post office, forcing citizens to send physical mail through private corps.

Thanks for making things shitty, you weird losers.
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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December 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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In these dark days, three things give me hope:

1) Dogs exist.
2) So does general anesthestic.
3) If you can’t stop hiccuping, there’s a nerve in your chest they can cut.
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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“But KB the juxtaposition of those two ideas doesn’t even make sense—“

SENSE IS FOR AFTER MILKSHAKE
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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You've heard of the Medusa, but what about the Cestusah?
Here's Tina the Cestusah / Tapeworm Queen
#monstergirl #art #OC
www.deviantart.com/the-episiarc...
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM