Tomas
@toobigatoboggan.bsky.social
Rake, Blade, Gourmand, Get-away Driver, Gad-a-bout, Idler, and all-round Swell Fellow.
Bought a canoe with canadian tire money.
Bought a canoe with canadian tire money.
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Tomas
@toobigatoboggan.bsky.social
· Nov 16
Let's talk about the Blueskye's 300 character limit - it continues to make us dumber. It can be argued that Twitter's 280-character limit (initially 140 characters) had negative impact on literacy.
Reading multiple threads on Twitter always sucked..
How TF one can post a thread here?
Reading multiple threads on Twitter always sucked..
How TF one can post a thread here?
The constraints of the thing, and the way we choose to navigate those constraints, are what make the thing interesting. The structure of a sonnet, or the 5-7-5 of a haiku, or Bluesky's character limit. If you can't properly express your idea here, perhaps you are in the wrong place.
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This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This game is the baseball equivalent of being punished for stealing fire.
what a stupid fucking way to lose a game
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
what a stupid fucking way to lose a game
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This is monumental.
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is monumental.
game 4 starts in 17 hours lol
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
game 4 starts in 17 hours lol
if the game goes 18 innings it should count as 2 wins
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
if the game goes 18 innings it should count as 2 wins
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mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
October 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants
mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
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give greta thunberg a gundam
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
give greta thunberg a gundam
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when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it
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IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
September 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
That "ride the float" commercial is fuckin' dog shit
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
That "ride the float" commercial is fuckin' dog shit
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ATTN FELLOW CANADIANS:
An actual MP has created a petition to stop financial discrimination against adult creators by payment processors. You have to confirm your email but thats because its something that can actually be shown to parliament.
An actual MP has created a petition to stop financial discrimination against adult creators by payment processors. You have to confirm your email but thats because its something that can actually be shown to parliament.
Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
ATTN FELLOW CANADIANS:
An actual MP has created a petition to stop financial discrimination against adult creators by payment processors. You have to confirm your email but thats because its something that can actually be shown to parliament.
An actual MP has created a petition to stop financial discrimination against adult creators by payment processors. You have to confirm your email but thats because its something that can actually be shown to parliament.
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Most people are not huge pieces of shit, and people who try to convince you they are are either selling you something or selling you out.
Highest level of support since Gallup started asking this question a quarter century ago
September 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Most people are not huge pieces of shit, and people who try to convince you they are are either selling you something or selling you out.
just in case you forgot who you were dealing with
August 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
just in case you forgot who you were dealing with
I just did this to myself to see if it would compel me to do the dishes and guess what it worked.
when i have to do something i dont want to i imagine a little hand clicking on me from the sky like in a real time strategy game then i say "yes milord" and go do it
August 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I just did this to myself to see if it would compel me to do the dishes and guess what it worked.
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give it a chance to do its work
August 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
give it a chance to do its work
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heads up if you liked “sinners” you have no movie credibility with the guy who planned his whole weekend around streaming a film that just opened in theaters
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
heads up if you liked “sinners” you have no movie credibility with the guy who planned his whole weekend around streaming a film that just opened in theaters
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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“A legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,” they said.
“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.
“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.
August 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“A legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,” they said.
“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.
“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.
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look i'm not a purist or anything but i do think if you post something like this Jello Biafra should be at your door in 15 minutes with a giant cartoon mallet
August 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
look i'm not a purist or anything but i do think if you post something like this Jello Biafra should be at your door in 15 minutes with a giant cartoon mallet
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"Well what if I'm a fucking talentless moron, huh? What if I suck and have nothing to say and no ability to say it? What if I follow the neighborhood dogs around and eat their succulent poops, does that make me some kind of doodoo-eater? Check and mate."
August 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Well what if I'm a fucking talentless moron, huh? What if I suck and have nothing to say and no ability to say it? What if I follow the neighborhood dogs around and eat their succulent poops, does that make me some kind of doodoo-eater? Check and mate."
At the end of the D&D movie, when the orbs are floating around, some guy yelled “OKAY, WE GET IT” and it was genuinely the best part of the whole experience
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
At the end of the D&D movie, when the orbs are floating around, some guy yelled “OKAY, WE GET IT” and it was genuinely the best part of the whole experience
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AI "Artists" getting upset when you say their slop sucks is funny, because you can be like "why do you even care, it's not like you actually made it" and get them more wet and red.
July 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
AI "Artists" getting upset when you say their slop sucks is funny, because you can be like "why do you even care, it's not like you actually made it" and get them more wet and red.
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“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”
July 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”