Acting the Fulemin
@actingthefulemin.bsky.social
I am here to complain about the Toronto Maple Leafs and societal decline
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I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
great article from Anthony at MLHS about what the Leafs ought to do. bonus points for mentioning Solberg, whom i desperately wanted in the draft and would eagerly take now
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What does "selling" look like for the Maple Leafs? Laying out a 2026 trade deadline game plan
The Toronto Maple Leafs should be in sell mode at the trade deadline for the first time in a decade. That much is clear, and I don’t think anybody would argue otherwise at this point. Sitting eight p...
mapleleafshotstove.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
great article from Anthony at MLHS about what the Leafs ought to do. bonus points for mentioning Solberg, whom i desperately wanted in the draft and would eagerly take now
mapleleafshotstove.com/2026/02/01/l...
mapleleafshotstove.com/2026/02/01/l...
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asking for an edit button is disgraceful behavior. have some self respect. ooh i need my posts to be perfect and i can't delete because i already got a like!!! i need that like! grow up. figure out if the fav is more important to you than the typo. sometimes we gotta make choices in this life
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
asking for an edit button is disgraceful behavior. have some self respect. ooh i need my posts to be perfect and i can't delete because i already got a like!!! i need that like! grow up. figure out if the fav is more important to you than the typo. sometimes we gotta make choices in this life
After the Olympic break I want Matthews in the plastic magneto cell for his own protection until next year
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
After the Olympic break I want Matthews in the plastic magneto cell for his own protection until next year
being forced to side with Bombardier
January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
being forced to side with Bombardier
Every now and then there's a "vote third party!" discourse on the American left and it never gets smarter. Your system doesn't do that, guys. Sorry.
January 29, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Every now and then there's a "vote third party!" discourse on the American left and it never gets smarter. Your system doesn't do that, guys. Sorry.
[first day as a regime propagandist] so our guys will be hiding from the camera like someone's put them in time out. the detainees will gaze forward in defiance and have luxurious hair
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:57 PM
[first day as a regime propagandist] so our guys will be hiding from the camera like someone's put them in time out. the detainees will gaze forward in defiance and have luxurious hair
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*rolling up my sleeves* allllllright, time to log onto the pedantry box and see who isn't speaking perfectly to my liking. gotta make people's days just a little bit worse. quotas!
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 PM
*rolling up my sleeves* allllllright, time to log onto the pedantry box and see who isn't speaking perfectly to my liking. gotta make people's days just a little bit worse. quotas!
when you tell the leafs a game is a must-win
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 AM
when you tell the leafs a game is a must-win
Hope this is the prelude to a climb down. Will drop the irony and say Minnesota has been goddamn heroic.
This is clearly Trump's cry for help in getting the fuck out of Minnesota.
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Hope this is the prelude to a climb down. Will drop the irony and say Minnesota has been goddamn heroic.
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the reason why people do that is that when you admit fault on social media you are showing weakness, and weakness is always punished by people that smell blood in the water. It invites people to dump on you
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 11:58 AM
the reason why people do that is that when you admit fault on social media you are showing weakness, and weakness is always punished by people that smell blood in the water. It invites people to dump on you
watched Bugonia. i hated that shit! this has been Fulemin Goes To The Movies
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
watched Bugonia. i hated that shit! this has been Fulemin Goes To The Movies
middling starting to feel aspirational again so i think we're about done at this point
Seems like the leafs have found their level (middling) and the question is now whether their brutal start to the season will be enough to sink them
January 25, 2026 at 7:22 PM
middling starting to feel aspirational again so i think we're about done at this point
the most i've ever felt like the guy getting blown away by speakers in the Maxell Casette ad is the kick-in at 1:52 of this song. absolute tidal wave
youtu.be/a8zhMyrwb8g
youtu.be/a8zhMyrwb8g
Sleigh Bells' "Infinity Guitars"
YouTube video by Scott Hutcheson
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
the most i've ever felt like the guy getting blown away by speakers in the Maxell Casette ad is the kick-in at 1:52 of this song. absolute tidal wave
youtu.be/a8zhMyrwb8g
youtu.be/a8zhMyrwb8g
well, i enjoyed the three weeks where the Leafs looked competitive, but i think we're back to Liquidate The Team territory again
January 24, 2026 at 2:49 AM
well, i enjoyed the three weeks where the Leafs looked competitive, but i think we're back to Liquidate The Team territory again
think failure to recognize this is one of the big leftist mistakes in recent years. "we're irredeemable scum" mostly just saps the will of your movement to do anything, or drives them towards unattainable fantasies. "there is something good here to build on" is a much stronger basis for progress
it is true that some Americans waved the flag as they committed unspeakable acts of evil
but other Americans waved that same flag marching into battle against their own former slaveowners
you get to decide who has the legitimate claim
but other Americans waved that same flag marching into battle against their own former slaveowners
you get to decide who has the legitimate claim
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
think failure to recognize this is one of the big leftist mistakes in recent years. "we're irredeemable scum" mostly just saps the will of your movement to do anything, or drives them towards unattainable fantasies. "there is something good here to build on" is a much stronger basis for progress
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I think these moments of staggering condescension toward the rest of the world, by Americans of all stripes, at all levels, is the thing that gets me.
It was neither boring nor insignificant to the Danes or the Canadians.
It was neither boring nor insignificant to the Danes or the Canadians.
Newsom: "It was remarkably boring. It was remarkably insignificant. He was never going invade Greenland. It was never real."
January 22, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I think these moments of staggering condescension toward the rest of the world, by Americans of all stripes, at all levels, is the thing that gets me.
It was neither boring nor insignificant to the Danes or the Canadians.
It was neither boring nor insignificant to the Danes or the Canadians.
solved work issue with my extremely primitive HTML skills that i got from writing on a hockey blog a decade back
a man with the words you have no idea the power i represent
Alt: a man with the words you have no idea the power i represent
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
solved work issue with my extremely primitive HTML skills that i got from writing on a hockey blog a decade back
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
I really wish people would stop making this kind of argument by leaping on a stock chart whenever it's convenient. The S&P hit its all-time high two weeks ago and is up almost 800 points over the last year. By that logic Trump II has been a massive economic boost to the U.S.
Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland.
And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.
And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I really wish people would stop making this kind of argument by leaping on a stock chart whenever it's convenient. The S&P hit its all-time high two weeks ago and is up almost 800 points over the last year. By that logic Trump II has been a massive economic boost to the U.S.
Not much else to say here: either we hold the line against him now or we're very clearly next
Trump posts an image depicting Canada and Greenland as part of the United States
January 20, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Not much else to say here: either we hold the line against him now or we're very clearly next
[scoffing] he's no Brandon Carlo
Andersson to Vegas with 50 per cent retained
Return:
Whitecloud
2027 1st
2027 2nd, becomes a first if Vegas wins Cup this year
Abram Weibe, a defenceman at UND
Return:
Whitecloud
2027 1st
2027 2nd, becomes a first if Vegas wins Cup this year
Abram Weibe, a defenceman at UND
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
[scoffing] he's no Brandon Carlo
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
If there is one thing the New York Rangers are gonna do it's write a letter to their fans
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
If there is one thing the New York Rangers are gonna do it's write a letter to their fans