Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
Full-time author writing horror, erotica, and romance with my soulmate @jekeep.bsky.social
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
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Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
· Nov 7
We just published a novel inspired by a Gramsci quote. "The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters."
I can't do a lot to change the world. I hope people can relate to our art and that it offers solidarity.
jmkeep.com/project/the-...
I can't do a lot to change the world. I hope people can relate to our art and that it offers solidarity.
jmkeep.com/project/the-...
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Europe is a little slow on the uptake, but glad to see they're finally getting there!
JUST IN: 🇫🇷🇺🇸 French President Macron says the Trump administration is "openly anti-European" and wants to destroy the EU.
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Europe is a little slow on the uptake, but glad to see they're finally getting there!
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Yep!
So the more a country actually prosecutes corruption, the higher the perception of it is. So the worse their rankings.
This is why countries like the US and Canada, rampant with corruption, have good corruption ratings: we just legalize and accept it.
So the more a country actually prosecutes corruption, the higher the perception of it is. So the worse their rankings.
This is why countries like the US and Canada, rampant with corruption, have good corruption ratings: we just legalize and accept it.
Wait global corruption is based on PERCEPTION???? are you fucking serious?
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Yep!
So the more a country actually prosecutes corruption, the higher the perception of it is. So the worse their rankings.
This is why countries like the US and Canada, rampant with corruption, have good corruption ratings: we just legalize and accept it.
So the more a country actually prosecutes corruption, the higher the perception of it is. So the worse their rankings.
This is why countries like the US and Canada, rampant with corruption, have good corruption ratings: we just legalize and accept it.
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"GamesIndustry stating the workers first found out by noticing that their machines were running more slowly than usual."
The company feared sabotage, so decided: let's beat the saboteurs by sabotaging our own workers ourselves!
The company feared sabotage, so decided: let's beat the saboteurs by sabotaging our own workers ourselves!
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"GamesIndustry stating the workers first found out by noticing that their machines were running more slowly than usual."
The company feared sabotage, so decided: let's beat the saboteurs by sabotaging our own workers ourselves!
The company feared sabotage, so decided: let's beat the saboteurs by sabotaging our own workers ourselves!
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I hope this turns out to be good! I love old school Trek games similar to this, FTL and Star Trek in general, and it's a perfect mix. It all sounds so promising! I can't wait to captain Voyager myself.
"We Were Quite Nervous" - Star Trek: Voyager - Across The Unknown Dev Talks Returning Actors, Music & Fan Feedback
Switch 2 demo arrives on 9th February
www.nintendolife.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I hope this turns out to be good! I love old school Trek games similar to this, FTL and Star Trek in general, and it's a perfect mix. It all sounds so promising! I can't wait to captain Voyager myself.
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Really getting into the swing of things with the Final Fantasy VII Remake. Exactly as I remember it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Really getting into the swing of things with the Final Fantasy VII Remake. Exactly as I remember it.
People who didn't realize who the antagonist of Maxxxine was from, like, X, confound me. It feels so well foreshadowed. 🎥
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
People who didn't realize who the antagonist of Maxxxine was from, like, X, confound me. It feels so well foreshadowed. 🎥
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I just finished Fledgling by Octavia E. Butler and it was an interesting read. Ticks all three boxes, was an interesting take on Vampires that weaves in SciFi and genetic engineering to explore themes of racial constructs and power and community.
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I just finished Fledgling by Octavia E. Butler and it was an interesting read. Ticks all three boxes, was an interesting take on Vampires that weaves in SciFi and genetic engineering to explore themes of racial constructs and power and community.
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we're all alone, all alone in our time of need 😔
Greg Brown, Cake founding guitarist who wrote breakout hit 'The Distance,' dead at 56
Greg Brown, Cake founding guitarist who wrote breakout hit 'The Distance,' dead at 56
Greg Brown, a founding member of Sacramento alt-rock outfit Cake, has died. Friends honored the guitarist, who wrote the band's enduring hit 'The Distance.'
www.latimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
we're all alone, all alone in our time of need 😔
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
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One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
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Its all lies anyways. They don't give a flying fuck about children and it's time to stop hiding behind kids as a scapegoat. It was NEVER about protecting kids. It isnt now, and anyone who says it is is either stupid or lying to you.
The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.
February 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Its all lies anyways. They don't give a flying fuck about children and it's time to stop hiding behind kids as a scapegoat. It was NEVER about protecting kids. It isnt now, and anyone who says it is is either stupid or lying to you.
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The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.
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I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.
NEWS: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept his job, got 'no discipline' on his record, UAW says.
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
UAW: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept job, 'no discipline' on record
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.
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the service famous for data leaks?
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the service famous for data leaks?
I wish we prized journalists instead of parrots.
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I wish we prized journalists instead of parrots.
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OpenAI promises new safeguards to prevent suicide-related lawsuits
OpenAI promises new safeguards to prevent suicide-related lawsuits
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Facing allegations that their ChatGPT software has been responsible for numerous user suicides, OpenAI has responded swiftly by insisting the company will develop new proactive mea...
www.thebeaverton.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
OpenAI promises new safeguards to prevent suicide-related lawsuits
Lorraine really did RJ wrong in X, and Wayne was stupid and selfish to not recognize how it was all gonna go down. You don't spring a cuckold scenario on your partner in front of others. 🎥
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Lorraine really did RJ wrong in X, and Wayne was stupid and selfish to not recognize how it was all gonna go down. You don't spring a cuckold scenario on your partner in front of others. 🎥
I forgot "ew are you poor" and "pumas aren't really known for their flying"
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I forgot "ew are you poor" and "pumas aren't really known for their flying"
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"Gotta take a nap as soon as Im done sleeping"
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
"Gotta take a nap as soon as Im done sleeping"
We're constantly yelling creeper creeper creeper you give me the creeps!
"Dear God, I hate you! I hope you DIE!"
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
We're constantly yelling creeper creeper creeper you give me the creeps!
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"Dear God, I hate you! I hope you DIE!"
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"Dear God, I hate you! I hope you DIE!"
Chicken cut to the width of one electron!
Oh somebody spent their lunch break at Sephora.
He's learned to accept violence like man oughta!
He's just a CHILD (said about any 40 year old man)
Oh that'll do it, beatin in my head with a tire iron.
Oh somebody spent their lunch break at Sephora.
He's learned to accept violence like man oughta!
He's just a CHILD (said about any 40 year old man)
Oh that'll do it, beatin in my head with a tire iron.
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Chicken cut to the width of one electron!
Oh somebody spent their lunch break at Sephora.
He's learned to accept violence like man oughta!
He's just a CHILD (said about any 40 year old man)
Oh that'll do it, beatin in my head with a tire iron.
Oh somebody spent their lunch break at Sephora.
He's learned to accept violence like man oughta!
He's just a CHILD (said about any 40 year old man)
Oh that'll do it, beatin in my head with a tire iron.
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Finishing up something with "won't you?"
"It's illegal to not stop at EAT."
After seeing some horrendously offensive behaviour, "Y'know? Suddenly I miss my dad."
"Paul, is you at dis place?"
"Paul, you is a ware wilf."
"My suppo's have refreshed me!"
"It's illegal to not stop at EAT."
After seeing some horrendously offensive behaviour, "Y'know? Suddenly I miss my dad."
"Paul, is you at dis place?"
"Paul, you is a ware wilf."
"My suppo's have refreshed me!"
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Finishing up something with "won't you?"
"It's illegal to not stop at EAT."
After seeing some horrendously offensive behaviour, "Y'know? Suddenly I miss my dad."
"Paul, is you at dis place?"
"Paul, you is a ware wilf."
"My suppo's have refreshed me!"
"It's illegal to not stop at EAT."
After seeing some horrendously offensive behaviour, "Y'know? Suddenly I miss my dad."
"Paul, is you at dis place?"
"Paul, you is a ware wilf."
"My suppo's have refreshed me!"
Wick’d Confections on tiktok is doing a Black history month series where she's baking 19th century Black American dessert recipes that have gone out of fashion, and everything looks so amazing.
February 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Wick’d Confections on tiktok is doing a Black history month series where she's baking 19th century Black American dessert recipes that have gone out of fashion, and everything looks so amazing.