Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
Full-time author writing horror, erotica, and romance with my soulmate @jekeep.bsky.social
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
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Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
· Oct 27
Looking for a fast paced novel with
✔️Cosmic post-apocalyptic horror
✔️A fake fiancé + a why choose relationship
✔️A badass sex workin' FMC
✔️Lovecraft + Robert W. Chambers + Barb Wire
Kingsport Knockout is the pulp fiction you've been dreaming of.
jmkeep.com/project/king...
💙🌶️🔥📚 ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!
✔️Cosmic post-apocalyptic horror
✔️A fake fiancé + a why choose relationship
✔️A badass sex workin' FMC
✔️Lovecraft + Robert W. Chambers + Barb Wire
Kingsport Knockout is the pulp fiction you've been dreaming of.
jmkeep.com/project/king...
💙🌶️🔥📚 ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!
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Seeing people use generative AI is extremely embarrassing. They're like tiny children being given controllers that aren't plugged into the gaming system and they're smashing buttons shouting, "I'm winning!" Only they're adults, fully capable of playing but they want the unplugged controller.
December 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Seeing people use generative AI is extremely embarrassing. They're like tiny children being given controllers that aren't plugged into the gaming system and they're smashing buttons shouting, "I'm winning!" Only they're adults, fully capable of playing but they want the unplugged controller.
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Disco Elysium is free on the Epic Games Store for the next two hours apparently if anyone wants to celebrate Mao’s birthday in an ideologically correct way.
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Disco Elysium is free on the Epic Games Store for the next two hours apparently if anyone wants to celebrate Mao’s birthday in an ideologically correct way.
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Most Americans don't know this, but December 26th is actually a special holiday elsewhere. I speak of course about: Chairman Mao's birthday!
December 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Most Americans don't know this, but December 26th is actually a special holiday elsewhere. I speak of course about: Chairman Mao's birthday!
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DIE HARD has great lighting. Look at those blues and skin tones enshrouded in darkness, we got a light blasting through smoke in the next room to give you the contrast; you wanna know why I dunk on modern blockbusters? This is why, the visual poverty, the fear of lighting a set properly
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
DIE HARD has great lighting. Look at those blues and skin tones enshrouded in darkness, we got a light blasting through smoke in the next room to give you the contrast; you wanna know why I dunk on modern blockbusters? This is why, the visual poverty, the fear of lighting a set properly
It's so frustrating because like all our automation before this point was finding a solution to a problem but now we have all these solutions in search of a problem. We already have machines in warehouses, factories, and living rooms. Why do they need to look uncanny valley?
1/5 Some humanoid companies are admitting things are harder than the hype suggests. `Billions of dollars are flowing into humanoid robot startups, as investors bet that the industry will soon put humanlike machines in warehouses, factories and our living rooms.' www.wsj.com/tech/ai/huma...
Even the Companies Making Humanoid Robots Think They’re Overhyped
Despite billions of dollars in investment, startups say their androids can only perform simple tasks.
www.wsj.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It's so frustrating because like all our automation before this point was finding a solution to a problem but now we have all these solutions in search of a problem. We already have machines in warehouses, factories, and living rooms. Why do they need to look uncanny valley?
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Gameplay wise to be clear! Not so much story wise haha
December 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Gameplay wise to be clear! Not so much story wise haha
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Unicorn Overlord is on sale 65% off on switch, highly recommend if you like tactical RPGs. @jekeep.bsky.social said it reminds him of ogre battle 64.
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Unicorn Overlord is on sale 65% off on switch, highly recommend if you like tactical RPGs. @jekeep.bsky.social said it reminds him of ogre battle 64.
Unicorn Overlord is on sale 65% off on switch, highly recommend if you like tactical RPGs. @jekeep.bsky.social said it reminds him of ogre battle 64.
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Unicorn Overlord is on sale 65% off on switch, highly recommend if you like tactical RPGs. @jekeep.bsky.social said it reminds him of ogre battle 64.
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New ornament for the tree
December 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
New ornament for the tree
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Christmas was nice and I got my necklace after ☺️
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Christmas was nice and I got my necklace after ☺️
Christmas was nice and I got my necklace after ☺️
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Christmas was nice and I got my necklace after ☺️
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I think Mario killed Luigi and stole his scarf and ear muffs
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I think Mario killed Luigi and stole his scarf and ear muffs
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CEOs think AI can do their worker's jobs because it can do a CEOs job (make shit up)
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
CEOs think AI can do their worker's jobs because it can do a CEOs job (make shit up)
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Addendum to this thread: The weather is REALLY bad, and though my mom lives in the same community, it's not looking like we'll make it to her place for Christmas. The roads are not cleared, everything we shoveled this morning is back and then some.
So no gift for today it seems.
So no gift for today it seems.
So we were not planning to celebrate Christmas this year. But a few months ago Michelle found a necklace she really liked in a boutique store where they make their own silver jewelry using local gemstones. It's a unique piece. And so I secretly bought it, and gave it to mom to hold onto until now /1
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Addendum to this thread: The weather is REALLY bad, and though my mom lives in the same community, it's not looking like we'll make it to her place for Christmas. The roads are not cleared, everything we shoveled this morning is back and then some.
So no gift for today it seems.
So no gift for today it seems.
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I've been dying laughing all morning and that's the best gift.
I go to give it to Michelle, all grins. She opens it up... nothing inside. Just some cardboard pieces that rattled around that I mistook for the necklace. /2
a man on a boat says i hope you 're hungry while holding a silver tray
ALT: a man on a boat says i hope you 're hungry while holding a silver tray
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I've been dying laughing all morning and that's the best gift.
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Probably same level of delusion as this
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Probably same level of delusion as this
I feel like I'm going insane.
"The Ecosia Browser is a proprietary web browser based on Chromium. The browser has a built-in ad blocker, AI chatbot, and a climate pledge rating that assess a company’s pledges on environmental sustainability."
How do you have a climate pledge and a chat bot?
"The Ecosia Browser is a proprietary web browser based on Chromium. The browser has a built-in ad blocker, AI chatbot, and a climate pledge rating that assess a company’s pledges on environmental sustainability."
How do you have a climate pledge and a chat bot?
December 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I feel like I'm going insane.
"The Ecosia Browser is a proprietary web browser based on Chromium. The browser has a built-in ad blocker, AI chatbot, and a climate pledge rating that assess a company’s pledges on environmental sustainability."
How do you have a climate pledge and a chat bot?
"The Ecosia Browser is a proprietary web browser based on Chromium. The browser has a built-in ad blocker, AI chatbot, and a climate pledge rating that assess a company’s pledges on environmental sustainability."
How do you have a climate pledge and a chat bot?
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I go to give it to Michelle, all grins. She opens it up... nothing inside. Just some cardboard pieces that rattled around that I mistook for the necklace. /2
a man on a boat says i hope you 're hungry while holding a silver tray
ALT: a man on a boat says i hope you 're hungry while holding a silver tray
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I go to give it to Michelle, all grins. She opens it up... nothing inside. Just some cardboard pieces that rattled around that I mistook for the necklace. /2
I've been dying laughing all morning and that's the best gift.
I go to give it to Michelle, all grins. She opens it up... nothing inside. Just some cardboard pieces that rattled around that I mistook for the necklace. /2
a man on a boat says i hope you 're hungry while holding a silver tray
ALT: a man on a boat says i hope you 're hungry while holding a silver tray
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I've been dying laughing all morning and that's the best gift.
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Have a little panic attack, thinking of how I'm going to have to try and convince the store they gave me an empty box. But then I find out mom gave me the wrong damn box, she has the necklace at her place.
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Have a little panic attack, thinking of how I'm going to have to try and convince the store they gave me an empty box. But then I find out mom gave me the wrong damn box, she has the necklace at her place.
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So we were not planning to celebrate Christmas this year. But a few months ago Michelle found a necklace she really liked in a boutique store where they make their own silver jewelry using local gemstones. It's a unique piece. And so I secretly bought it, and gave it to mom to hold onto until now /1
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
So we were not planning to celebrate Christmas this year. But a few months ago Michelle found a necklace she really liked in a boutique store where they make their own silver jewelry using local gemstones. It's a unique piece. And so I secretly bought it, and gave it to mom to hold onto until now /1
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We had a really nice, long walk in the woods this morning and Laszlo was tuckered but he'll always be on guard if there's a sound outside.
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We had a really nice, long walk in the woods this morning and Laszlo was tuckered but he'll always be on guard if there's a sound outside.
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Laszlo knows what it's like to feel blue at this time of year. His miserly parents have only taken him for THREE walks today so far! Just three! Sure two were long walks in the woods, but there's still so much snow left to be rolled in and eaten!
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Laszlo knows what it's like to feel blue at this time of year. His miserly parents have only taken him for THREE walks today so far! Just three! Sure two were long walks in the woods, but there's still so much snow left to be rolled in and eaten!
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Laszlo wishes you all happy holidays! And if you are feeling alone or down, he wants you to know that you aren't alone. And you can bury your sadness in his furry mane.
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Laszlo wishes you all happy holidays! And if you are feeling alone or down, he wants you to know that you aren't alone. And you can bury your sadness in his furry mane.