Better Danzig
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Better Danzig
@betterdanzig.bsky.social
· Apr 15
Gonna start my platinum thread, listing out my platinums in order with a difficulty rating and a brief blurb
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Socialism has Arrived
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Socialism has Arrived
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One corndog makes you larger
And one corndog makes you small
♠️♦️♣️♥️🐇🍄🐛
And one corndog makes you small
♠️♦️♣️♥️🐇🍄🐛
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One corndog makes you larger
And one corndog makes you small
♠️♦️♣️♥️🐇🍄🐛
And one corndog makes you small
♠️♦️♣️♥️🐇🍄🐛
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"Hey Pat, are these ACTUALLY considered retro gaming consoles?"
Yes. They are.
Xbox 360 released in 2005 over 20 years ago, with the PS3 and Wii not far behind in 2006.
Keep in mind, when the XBOX 360 released, 20 years before that was 1985.
The year the NES launched...
Yes. They are.
Xbox 360 released in 2005 over 20 years ago, with the PS3 and Wii not far behind in 2006.
Keep in mind, when the XBOX 360 released, 20 years before that was 1985.
The year the NES launched...
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
"Hey Pat, are these ACTUALLY considered retro gaming consoles?"
Yes. They are.
Xbox 360 released in 2005 over 20 years ago, with the PS3 and Wii not far behind in 2006.
Keep in mind, when the XBOX 360 released, 20 years before that was 1985.
The year the NES launched...
Yes. They are.
Xbox 360 released in 2005 over 20 years ago, with the PS3 and Wii not far behind in 2006.
Keep in mind, when the XBOX 360 released, 20 years before that was 1985.
The year the NES launched...
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Recovering Alcoholic Clearly Kind Of Proud Of Once Being An Alcoholic https://theonion.com/recovering-alcoholic-clearly-kind-of-proud-of-once-bein-1819566835/
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Recovering Alcoholic Clearly Kind Of Proud Of Once Being An Alcoholic https://theonion.com/recovering-alcoholic-clearly-kind-of-proud-of-once-bein-1819566835/
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Really!? On this first day of the year?
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Really!? On this first day of the year?
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The inexorable arrow of time plows forward toward your obliteration.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The inexorable arrow of time plows forward toward your obliteration.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit.
Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.
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Tonight we were asked to come dressed as something from 2025… so I came as everyone’s favourite goblin, Kash Patel. Complete with a woman’s medium jacket. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Tonight we were asked to come dressed as something from 2025… so I came as everyone’s favourite goblin, Kash Patel. Complete with a woman’s medium jacket. Happy New Year!
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happy new year to all my extremely online friends
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
happy new year to all my extremely online friends
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it's so funny to me that Twin Peaks actors thought they could negotiate with Lynch like "you can't just write me off, I'm essential!" and then he'd just be like "whatever man, I'll just have your character turn into a desk lamp or some shit"
December 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
it's so funny to me that Twin Peaks actors thought they could negotiate with Lynch like "you can't just write me off, I'm essential!" and then he'd just be like "whatever man, I'll just have your character turn into a desk lamp or some shit"
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Hannibal: Have you ever been close to tragedy, or been close to folks who have? Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse?
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
December 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hannibal: Have you ever been close to tragedy, or been close to folks who have? Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse?
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
Will Graham: That’s the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Do you listen to ska, Doctor Lecter?
Hannibal: You sound unstable, Will. Draw a clock for me.
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December 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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Verily, it’s a total mystery why this might be a more salient issue in the assortative mating process nowadays 🤔🧐🤷♂️
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Verily, it’s a total mystery why this might be a more salient issue in the assortative mating process nowadays 🤔🧐🤷♂️
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how many billions of gallons of water evaporated just this week for this?
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
how many billions of gallons of water evaporated just this week for this?
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Prosecutor: At 11:28am, the defendant googled as follows -- "Bank Hours," "Bank Hours Tuesday," "Does Bank take money every day," "Can you wear a coat in the bank?" "Bank coat rack location," "Best bank Reddit 2025," "Can you wear Hat in the bank?"
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Prosecutor: At 11:28am, the defendant googled as follows -- "Bank Hours," "Bank Hours Tuesday," "Does Bank take money every day," "Can you wear a coat in the bank?" "Bank coat rack location," "Best bank Reddit 2025," "Can you wear Hat in the bank?"
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
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I think you might be evil, man.
December 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I think you might be evil, man.
The beginning monologue in a body horror movie
December 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The beginning monologue in a body horror movie