Michelle Keep
@jmkeep.bsky.social
Full-time author writing horror, erotica, and romance with my soulmate @jekeep.bsky.social
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡
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Looking for a fast paced novel with
✔️Cosmic post-apocalyptic horror
✔️A fake fiancé + a why choose relationship
✔️A badass sex workin' FMC
✔️Lovecraft + Robert W. Chambers + Barb Wire
Kingsport Knockout is the pulp fiction you've been dreaming of.
jmkeep.com/project/king...
💙🌶️🔥📚 ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!
✔️Cosmic post-apocalyptic horror
✔️A fake fiancé + a why choose relationship
✔️A badass sex workin' FMC
✔️Lovecraft + Robert W. Chambers + Barb Wire
Kingsport Knockout is the pulp fiction you've been dreaming of.
jmkeep.com/project/king...
💙🌶️🔥📚 ♡︎/⟳ appreciated!
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Do you think saying that it took you a month to see a supposedly serious death threat makes you look more competent, less competent, or just as competent as before?
Bad snap judgments happen. But if it’s already been up for over a month, time is obviously not an important factor.
Bad snap judgments happen. But if it’s already been up for over a month, time is obviously not an important factor.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Do you think saying that it took you a month to see a supposedly serious death threat makes you look more competent, less competent, or just as competent as before?
Bad snap judgments happen. But if it’s already been up for over a month, time is obviously not an important factor.
Bad snap judgments happen. But if it’s already been up for over a month, time is obviously not an important factor.
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
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These businesspeople are going to innovate romance books by . . . doing exactly what romance authors have been doing for decades
Also their book covers look like they were made by someone who has never read a book in their life
Also their book covers look like they were made by someone who has never read a book in their life
I’ll say this much: This reads exactly like what it is: people who discovered romance five years ago and decided they had all kinds of amazing new ideas to “fix” it. Connections between books? That feel kind of cozy to the reader? How did no one ever think of that?? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/b...
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
These businesspeople are going to innovate romance books by . . . doing exactly what romance authors have been doing for decades
Also their book covers look like they were made by someone who has never read a book in their life
Also their book covers look like they were made by someone who has never read a book in their life
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My most woke public opinion is that every single person in the world should be guaranteed shelter, water, food, clothing, everything they need to survive including disability aids and healthcare and that this is the literal baseline for a functional society at humanity's level of advancement.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My most woke public opinion is that every single person in the world should be guaranteed shelter, water, food, clothing, everything they need to survive including disability aids and healthcare and that this is the literal baseline for a functional society at humanity's level of advancement.
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My favourite part is “they’ll want to COLLECT ALL THE BOOKS.” Harlequin called, they said you’re late to their party.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My favourite part is “they’ll want to COLLECT ALL THE BOOKS.” Harlequin called, they said you’re late to their party.
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Yes. The minute you go “it’s romance, but, you know, not *romance*,” you’re done. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had an office with a picture of Fabio in a red circle with a line through it, har har.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Yes. The minute you go “it’s romance, but, you know, not *romance*,” you’re done. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had an office with a picture of Fabio in a red circle with a line through it, har har.
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The "AI" situation is like when your parents bought you some really ugly shit, but it cost a lot so you're wearing it whether you like it or not, mister
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The "AI" situation is like when your parents bought you some really ugly shit, but it cost a lot so you're wearing it whether you like it or not, mister
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Porn is also history and cultural commentary and a crucial contributor to sexual self- exploration and self expression. Porn has been vital to queer and trans people in documenting important aspects of our language, presentation, interactions, relationships, institutions and communities.
PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Porn is also history and cultural commentary and a crucial contributor to sexual self- exploration and self expression. Porn has been vital to queer and trans people in documenting important aspects of our language, presentation, interactions, relationships, institutions and communities.
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Writing erotica with @jmkeep.bsky.social was a key part of my coping with cPTSD around sex from childhood trauma.
Also wrote more than a few erotic stories loaded with political themes.
Also wrote more than a few erotic stories loaded with political themes.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Writing erotica with @jmkeep.bsky.social was a key part of my coping with cPTSD around sex from childhood trauma.
Also wrote more than a few erotic stories loaded with political themes.
Also wrote more than a few erotic stories loaded with political themes.
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The mindset of the conservative: "I should be free to do anything I like without consequences, and you should be free... to go to jail for saying, doing or being anything that displeases me in the slightest."
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The mindset of the conservative: "I should be free to do anything I like without consequences, and you should be free... to go to jail for saying, doing or being anything that displeases me in the slightest."
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My most woke opinion? By some mechanism (gradual share transfer? Straight up nationalization?) big companies should become state property. We would have to pay little or no taxes if the big, money-printing companies were state owned. And nothing would be lost. The services more stable and reasonable
My most woke opinion? This is probably a bit of a milquetoast take, but we should do away with landlords, because if people need it to live, it shouldn't be a commodity. Nobody should get to hoard housing, not some corporation, or individual assholes.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
My most woke opinion? By some mechanism (gradual share transfer? Straight up nationalization?) big companies should become state property. We would have to pay little or no taxes if the big, money-printing companies were state owned. And nothing would be lost. The services more stable and reasonable
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If you don't notice when butter is on sale I'm not interested in your thoughts.
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you don't notice when butter is on sale I'm not interested in your thoughts.
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People I will never take grocery budgeting advice from:
Anyone living off investments
Politicians
Lawyers and Judges
Tenured Professors
Specifically The Food Professor
People it's good to take grocery budgeting advice from:
Literally any local person who looks at food prices
Anyone living off investments
Politicians
Lawyers and Judges
Tenured Professors
Specifically The Food Professor
People it's good to take grocery budgeting advice from:
Literally any local person who looks at food prices
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
People I will never take grocery budgeting advice from:
Anyone living off investments
Politicians
Lawyers and Judges
Tenured Professors
Specifically The Food Professor
People it's good to take grocery budgeting advice from:
Literally any local person who looks at food prices
Anyone living off investments
Politicians
Lawyers and Judges
Tenured Professors
Specifically The Food Professor
People it's good to take grocery budgeting advice from:
Literally any local person who looks at food prices
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This is so important. Public universal healthcare is extremely popular in Canada. Politicians in the pocket of huge corporations are using a stealth maneuver of death by a thousand cuts to destroy it and substitute a parasitic, private, corporate-owned system that will bankrupt vulnerable Canadians.
Let's be clear: 'lower increases' means it won't keep up with an aging population plus inflation. This is a health care cut. Neoliberals want the same as the cons, and they'll do it by eroding public options to make private options not political suicide.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
Budget signals lower increases to health transfers, end of funding deals
The federal budget signals there is no room for the premiers to negotiate for more health-care funding in coming years, one economist says, as the Ontario government calls for that to change.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is so important. Public universal healthcare is extremely popular in Canada. Politicians in the pocket of huge corporations are using a stealth maneuver of death by a thousand cuts to destroy it and substitute a parasitic, private, corporate-owned system that will bankrupt vulnerable Canadians.
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Let's be clear: 'lower increases' means it won't keep up with an aging population plus inflation. This is a health care cut. Neoliberals want the same as the cons, and they'll do it by eroding public options to make private options not political suicide.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
Budget signals lower increases to health transfers, end of funding deals
The federal budget signals there is no room for the premiers to negotiate for more health-care funding in coming years, one economist says, as the Ontario government calls for that to change.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Let's be clear: 'lower increases' means it won't keep up with an aging population plus inflation. This is a health care cut. Neoliberals want the same as the cons, and they'll do it by eroding public options to make private options not political suicide.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
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Decades of work undone. And the Alberta government is pretending they did nothing wrong, despite having more cases than all of the US combined.
And federal healthcare cuts are coming to pay for militarization. It's a grim time.
And federal healthcare cuts are coming to pay for militarization. It's a grim time.
“A lot of people worked for a long time to achieve that measles elimination status, and to lose it in one year because of a failure of government action … for a disease that’s totally preventable, it just makes me sad."
-Dr. James Talbot, former CMOH for Alberta.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
-Dr. James Talbot, former CMOH for Alberta.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Alberta's role in Canada's loss of measles elimination status embarrassing, former chief medical officer says | CBC News
The latest federal data shows Alberta accounts for 38 per cent of Canada’s cases.
www.cbc.ca
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Decades of work undone. And the Alberta government is pretending they did nothing wrong, despite having more cases than all of the US combined.
And federal healthcare cuts are coming to pay for militarization. It's a grim time.
And federal healthcare cuts are coming to pay for militarization. It's a grim time.
Let's be clear: 'lower increases' means it won't keep up with an aging population plus inflation. This is a health care cut. Neoliberals want the same as the cons, and they'll do it by eroding public options to make private options not political suicide.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
Budget signals lower increases to health transfers, end of funding deals
The federal budget signals there is no room for the premiers to negotiate for more health-care funding in coming years, one economist says, as the Ontario government calls for that to change.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Let's be clear: 'lower increases' means it won't keep up with an aging population plus inflation. This is a health care cut. Neoliberals want the same as the cons, and they'll do it by eroding public options to make private options not political suicide.
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
Just started crying with relief after being able to make a same day doctor appointment for @jekeep.bsky.social. So thankful to have a good family doctor, even if he did move to Bay Bulls.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just started crying with relief after being able to make a same day doctor appointment for @jekeep.bsky.social. So thankful to have a good family doctor, even if he did move to Bay Bulls.
In India, there's been a huge issue with vultures dying off and researchers tied it to the pain medication people were giving cows because they didn't want their cows to be in pain. In the west we just give them growth hormones and keep them in tiny pens.
www.cbsnews.com/news/india-v...
www.cbsnews.com/news/india-v...
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
In India, there's been a huge issue with vultures dying off and researchers tied it to the pain medication people were giving cows because they didn't want their cows to be in pain. In the west we just give them growth hormones and keep them in tiny pens.
www.cbsnews.com/news/india-v...
www.cbsnews.com/news/india-v...
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I cannot stress enough that you should not in any circumstances be using an AI-generated summary when you are signing contracts of any kind
DocuSign scrambling onto the anxiety-fuelled AI slop festival.....
DocuSign scrambling onto the anxiety-fuelled AI slop festival.....
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I cannot stress enough that you should not in any circumstances be using an AI-generated summary when you are signing contracts of any kind
DocuSign scrambling onto the anxiety-fuelled AI slop festival.....
DocuSign scrambling onto the anxiety-fuelled AI slop festival.....
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The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
International Criminal Court to ditch Microsoft Office for European open source alternative | Euractiv
The court will move its internal work environment to Open Desk, a German-developed open source software
www.euractiv.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
Just buy canned meat to save money.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Just buy canned meat to save money.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I think one of my fave side effect warnings for drugs is "false sense of well-being". So much encompassed in it.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I think one of my fave side effect warnings for drugs is "false sense of well-being". So much encompassed in it.