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Tom Harris
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Public relations for the event industry, German - > English translator and British EN voice-over. Done lots of Green Party roles. Ja: Handkäs/Ăppler. Nein: Nazis.

The only good fascist is a dead fascist.
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Blimey. Looks like Matt Goodwin, who seems to think the Handmaid's Tale is an instruction manual, is in the pay of an Orban think tank, funded by Russian oil money.
Orbán’s pay cheques: Reform candidate fuelled by profits from Russian oil
The Reform candidate at this month’s byelection claims he wants to put Britain first, but is he still on the payroll of Viktor Orbán’s far-right propaganda unit?
goodlaw.social
February 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Rosenmontagszug als riesige Anti-AfD-Demo? Me gustó 👌
February 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Hitler consistently demonized his opponents, many of whom were German citizens. To him, citizenship meant nothing—any critic became “the enemy,” a threat to be crushed, no matter their background or loyalty.
February 17, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Weiter geht’s: Der AfD-Politiker Tobias Rausch soll nicht nur Verwandte, sondern auch Fußballfreunde mit Jobs ausgestattet haben, schreibt @eichler.bsky.social
AfD-Politiker Rausch versorgte auch Kicker aus dem eigenen Verein mit Jobs im Abgeordnetenbüro
Das Job-Geflecht um den sachsen-anhaltischen AfD-Abgeordneten Tobias Rausch ist größer als bislang bekannt. Nicht nur drei Geschwister und ein Schwager wurden bedacht - auch mehrere Siebtliga-Fußballe...
www.mz.de
February 17, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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Mad that Kinder Eggs are banned in America to protect children but some lunatic can legally pick up an automatic rifle and kill school children
February 17, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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BBC to Labour minister this morning "Why are you such reprensible cunts? Wouldn't it be better if you all just killed yourselves?"

If we ever get a Reform government remember who wished it to happen.
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 AM
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The leaders of both Reform UK Lincolnshire and Nottinghamshire led councils have said Nigel Farage’s call to scrap working from home is not going to happen.

It’s a huge slap down of another unworkable Farage nonsense policy by his own council leaders.
February 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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How to make pancakes the british way:
Step 1: remember it's pancake day
Step 2: work all day because you are a cog in the capitalism nightmare machine
Step 3: Too tired to make pancakes
Step 4: no pancakes for you
February 17, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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It's like cunt pinball.....
February 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
I understand framing the AI bubble RAM supply crisis in terms of stuff like video game consoles because nerds can conceptualize that but the framing does really undersell the sheer magnitude of how it's going to fuck up everything that even touches a computer.
February 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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😬Not the best look for Reform’s Gorton & Denton candidate Matt Goodwin

White supremacist far right activist says

“you've appeared on our podcasts, had dinner with us, had us write for your Substack, and sought our advice on how to write your social media posts”

Tad awkward😬
February 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Probably my final point on BrewDog for today, but a lot of the coverage has their "rise" the wrong way round.

They 'broke out' because they won a NATIONAL distribution contract in a Tesco craft beer contest.

Tesco birthed BrewDog, not Watt's 'shock jock' marketing approach. That came AFTER.
February 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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But are we not all, in a sense, “SERVANTS OF THE WANKH”?
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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In today’s episode of “the Daily Telegraph has lost its mind”, the Daily Telegraph has lost its mind.
February 16, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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Yes Reform, people who can't have kids and have suffered from everything that entails have had it far too easy. Utter fucking scum.
He's no Immortan Joe, is he.
February 16, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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Reform appears to have a freephone number.
It would be really wrong to abuse this or keep them on the line for absolutely ages.....or ask for more "literature" which costs them to send....
0800 414 8525
February 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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Seeing they've brought back Mock the Week is like hearing about the extinct diseases that are going round again.
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Last time Liz Truss met an old person they died, so here's hoping.
February 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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It’s not actually thinking. Please, stop this.
February 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
These people make me incandescent with rage. Unforgivable behaviour.
The inconsiderates who never get mentioned are those who leave their basket at the self service tills with the handles crossed over. Worse than shoplifters.
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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As a German, it is incomprehensible that within living memory both our victims and our liberators commit the very same crimes against humanity.
February 14, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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Morning.
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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Just checking, it's now ok to flee your homeland, because you're afraid for your safety, and seek refuge in another Country?

Glad we've cleared that up. Let's hear no more about immigration and refugees then.
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 AM