Tom Harris
@tomontour.bsky.social
Public relations for the event industry, German - > English translator and British EN voice-over. Done lots of Green Party roles. Ja: Handkäs/Ăppler. Nein: Nazis.
The only good fascist is a dead fascist.
The only good fascist is a dead fascist.
The BBC is so happy to support Reform's far right agenda with headlines like this one. Fucking disgraceful.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The BBC is so happy to support Reform's far right agenda with headlines like this one. Fucking disgraceful.
Dear @theguardian.com, if you insist on showing videos in the Android app, without any option to turn them off, could you at least show a video that is useful? The video shown in the attached image does not show anyone driving along the hard shoulder? What's the point of the video?
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dear @theguardian.com, if you insist on showing videos in the Android app, without any option to turn them off, could you at least show a video that is useful? The video shown in the attached image does not show anyone driving along the hard shoulder? What's the point of the video?
I knew Right Said Fred were a pair of wrong uns, but I had no idea it was this bad.
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I knew Right Said Fred were a pair of wrong uns, but I had no idea it was this bad.
Dear @theguardian.com, please stop using video in your Android app. It is, at best, highly distracting and, at worst, it makes your esteemed newspaper look like a Tik Tok knock off.
October 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dear @theguardian.com, please stop using video in your Android app. It is, at best, highly distracting and, at worst, it makes your esteemed newspaper look like a Tik Tok knock off.
The logical consequence of the Party that sold us Brexit is compete and utter madness, indecency and self-destruction.
October 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The logical consequence of the Party that sold us Brexit is compete and utter madness, indecency and self-destruction.
If you're in need of, ahem, special hydration, get yourself down to Tesco
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're in need of, ahem, special hydration, get yourself down to Tesco
On a day like this, it's more important than ever to remember Tony Rudd's classic 'Machadaynu'.
October 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
On a day like this, it's more important than ever to remember Tony Rudd's classic 'Machadaynu'.
Spot on in the Graun
September 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Spot on in the Graun
Percy has finally worked out what his igloo is for. #catsky #proofofcat
September 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Percy has finally worked out what his igloo is for. #catsky #proofofcat
Butterberg Festival war ein voller Erfolg! Wie wars in Uelzen?
September 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Butterberg Festival war ein voller Erfolg! Wie wars in Uelzen?
I tell you what, Alistair, how about you apologe for being complicit in the illegal invasion of Iraq and the murder of hundreds of thousands of innocent people.
August 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I tell you what, Alistair, how about you apologe for being complicit in the illegal invasion of Iraq and the murder of hundreds of thousands of innocent people.
My take on the England and Wales Green Party leadership elections: Zack Polanski is a Poundland populist and wannabe Corbyn. I'm sure the SWP love him. He'd be a disaster. Adrian Ramsay and Ellie Chowns, however, have achieved stunning electoral success and will continue to get more Greens elected.
July 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My take on the England and Wales Green Party leadership elections: Zack Polanski is a Poundland populist and wannabe Corbyn. I'm sure the SWP love him. He'd be a disaster. Adrian Ramsay and Ellie Chowns, however, have achieved stunning electoral success and will continue to get more Greens elected.
BBC in "fucking up yet another a sexism/racism scandal to the absolute max" shocker!
July 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
BBC in "fucking up yet another a sexism/racism scandal to the absolute max" shocker!
This is definitely not fake news: MC Trump just dropped his latest tune "Grab 'em by the..."
July 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This is definitely not fake news: MC Trump just dropped his latest tune "Grab 'em by the..."
MC Trump - Grab em by the...
July 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
MC Trump - Grab em by the...
I made this 7 years ago. It seems to be more relevant than ever. Warning: contains MC Trump and swearing.
July 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I made this 7 years ago. It seems to be more relevant than ever. Warning: contains MC Trump and swearing.
I feel like such a middle aged, middle class wanker, but I swear this cheese is some kind of cheap knock off, not the real thing. Fucking Waitrose can't be trusted anymore now. Ffs.
July 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I feel like such a middle aged, middle class wanker, but I swear this cheese is some kind of cheap knock off, not the real thing. Fucking Waitrose can't be trusted anymore now. Ffs.
If a minister has been in post for over a year, at what point do their protestations that it is all the fault of 14 years of Tory mismanagement ring hollow? What's he been doing for the last 12 months? Bullshit or no bullshit? You decide!
July 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If a minister has been in post for over a year, at what point do their protestations that it is all the fault of 14 years of Tory mismanagement ring hollow? What's he been doing for the last 12 months? Bullshit or no bullshit? You decide!
Mein Witz des Tages.
July 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Mein Witz des Tages.
Dear @theguardian.com , please stop avoiding facts. Musk did the Hitler salute twice. That's not a matter of contention. It's what happened. By failing to state the truth, you are making life easy for Nazis everywhere.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
July 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Dear @theguardian.com , please stop avoiding facts. Musk did the Hitler salute twice. That's not a matter of contention. It's what happened. By failing to state the truth, you are making life easy for Nazis everywhere.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
If it's taken them 5 years to work this out, what are the chances that they are pretty thick? Fairly high, probably.
July 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If it's taken them 5 years to work this out, what are the chances that they are pretty thick? Fairly high, probably.
A guy called Roland once asked me if I'd like to go up his fudge pantry. Imagine my surprise, etc, etc.
July 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A guy called Roland once asked me if I'd like to go up his fudge pantry. Imagine my surprise, etc, etc.