Tom
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This place is so weird. There is far more signal than noise.
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Tom
@tomkanemn.bsky.social
· Aug 30
You don’t think we will go through a “Weekend at Bernie’s” phase involving Eric and Jr?
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Q. What did one carrot say to the other carrot?
A. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
A. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
October 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Q. What did one carrot say to the other carrot?
A. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
A. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
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Now the US and Canada will both have “loonies” for $1 coins.
October 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Now the US and Canada will both have “loonies” for $1 coins.
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Maybe Red state governors are sending their national guard to DC because they’d be safer there picking up trash than patrolling their own murder capitals.
August 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Maybe Red state governors are sending their national guard to DC because they’d be safer there picking up trash than patrolling their own murder capitals.
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HE'S A LITERAL ALIEN, JESSE
July 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
HE'S A LITERAL ALIEN, JESSE
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Hey there Scott Walker. I noticed you deleted this after learning that in fact the shooter was from the right. I don’t think it matters either way, violence is violence, so I’m waiting for you to tweet the same thing with corrected facts?
Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”
Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”
June 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hey there Scott Walker. I noticed you deleted this after learning that in fact the shooter was from the right. I don’t think it matters either way, violence is violence, so I’m waiting for you to tweet the same thing with corrected facts?
Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”
Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”
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There are more russian flags on this than American. How appropriate.
June 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
There are more russian flags on this than American. How appropriate.
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citizens! know your mass shooter — use this handy guide:
black gunman: RACE WAR
brown gunman: MS-13
Muslim gunman: JIHAD
white gunman with a racist manifesto, an arsenal, and a list of Democratic targets: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF
black gunman: RACE WAR
brown gunman: MS-13
Muslim gunman: JIHAD
white gunman with a racist manifesto, an arsenal, and a list of Democratic targets: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF
June 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
citizens! know your mass shooter — use this handy guide:
black gunman: RACE WAR
brown gunman: MS-13
Muslim gunman: JIHAD
white gunman with a racist manifesto, an arsenal, and a list of Democratic targets: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF
black gunman: RACE WAR
brown gunman: MS-13
Muslim gunman: JIHAD
white gunman with a racist manifesto, an arsenal, and a list of Democratic targets: MENTALLY ILL LONE WOLF
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Guess who has one thumb and ignores workplace safety regulations
June 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Guess who has one thumb and ignores workplace safety regulations
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“We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, and I’m terrified to think how the situation would have shaken out if he’d been able to say even one of them aloud,” said Kristi Noem theonion.com/kristi-...
Kristi Noem: Sen. Padilla Had Even Deadlier Opinion That Failed To Go Off
LOS ANGELES—Stressing that she had significant reason to fear for her life during yesterday’s confrontation, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem told reporters Friday that she believed Sen. Alex Padilla had an even deadlier opinion that failed to go off. “We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, […]
theonion.com
June 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“We found this individual possessed a second, far more lethal string of words locked and loaded, and I’m terrified to think how the situation would have shaken out if he’d been able to say even one of them aloud,” said Kristi Noem theonion.com/kristi-...
I could have sworn her rank was Derpenfuhrer.
Field Marshal Noem was also conducting combat operations today for her masked elite special forces.
June 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I could have sworn her rank was Derpenfuhrer.
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This is a message to the enemies of immigration enforcement: Gov. Newsom’s fate will be yours should you stand in the way of national purity,” an anonymous plainclothes ICE agent wearing a balaclava theonion.com/ice-rel...
ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video
WASHINGTON—Disseminating grainy footage of the California Democrat meeting his disturbing and bloody end, Immigration and Customs Enforcement released a video Tuesday in which Gov. Gavin Newsom is seen being beheaded. “This is a message to the enemies of immigration enforcement: Gov. Newsom’s fate will be yours should you stand in the way of national purity,” […]
theonion.com
June 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This is a message to the enemies of immigration enforcement: Gov. Newsom’s fate will be yours should you stand in the way of national purity,” an anonymous plainclothes ICE agent wearing a balaclava theonion.com/ice-rel...
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Trump and Elon broke up. I can’t believe Biden would do that to us.
June 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Trump and Elon broke up. I can’t believe Biden would do that to us.
If squares were rectangles, then the name “squares” wouldn’t need to exist. You’d just call them rectangles.
If morons were idiots, then the name “morons” wouldn’t need to exist. You’d just call them idiots.
May 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If squares were rectangles, then the name “squares” wouldn’t need to exist. You’d just call them rectangles.
Yet.
yeah, one nice thing about no one really 100% understanding how AIs work is that it seems like no one really knows how to make them lie
I think this is showing the limits of this technology’s usefulness as a vector for propaganda. Sure, it’s talking about white genocide in every post, but it’s not even saying that it’s happening! It’s casting doubt on the claims and saying the evidence doesn’t support them!
May 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yet.
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The world's most amazing PSA.
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The world's most amazing PSA.
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The Queer Burning of May 6, 1933.
It was 92 years ago today that Nazis destroyed the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (Institute for Sexual Science, the first known sexology institute in the western world.
It was 92 years ago today that Nazis destroyed the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (Institute for Sexual Science, the first known sexology institute in the western world.
May 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The Queer Burning of May 6, 1933.
It was 92 years ago today that Nazis destroyed the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (Institute for Sexual Science, the first known sexology institute in the western world.
It was 92 years ago today that Nazis destroyed the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft (Institute for Sexual Science, the first known sexology institute in the western world.
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TRUMP: “I contribute my entire salary to the government.”
WELKER: “Will you contribute anything you earn from crypto back to the government?”
TRUMP: “…I never thought of that.” 🤷🏼
WELKER: “Will you contribute anything you earn from crypto back to the government?”
TRUMP: “…I never thought of that.” 🤷🏼
May 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
TRUMP: “I contribute my entire salary to the government.”
WELKER: “Will you contribute anything you earn from crypto back to the government?”
TRUMP: “…I never thought of that.” 🤷🏼
WELKER: “Will you contribute anything you earn from crypto back to the government?”
TRUMP: “…I never thought of that.” 🤷🏼
Darth Bonespurs. Happy May the Fourth.
OK, this crosses a fucking line. I am NOT ok with this.
May 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Darth Bonespurs. Happy May the Fourth.
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April 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
How pissed is Dan Brown that he didn’t use this plot for a novel? “The Vice President of the United States was the last outsider to see the Pope alive.”
The Holy See Press Office said the pair exchanged Easter greetings in a private meeting that lasted for a few minutes.
Pope Francis met briefly with Vice President Vance on Sunday
The Holy See Press Office said the pair exchanged Easter greetings in a private meeting that lasted for a few minutes.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
How pissed is Dan Brown that he didn’t use this plot for a novel? “The Vice President of the United States was the last outsider to see the Pope alive.”
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Deep.
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Deep.