Darth Putin
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. YouTuber. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
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Day 1417 of my 3 day war. My invasion has now lasted longer than our war with Nazi Germany. With American supplies & Ukrainian soldiers helping, they advanced 1800km in that time. We have managed about 60.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
I might not be in the Epstein files. But I am indicted for the war crime of mass kidnapping tens of thousands of children.
January 31, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I might not be in the Epstein files. But I am indicted for the war crime of mass kidnapping tens of thousands of children.
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Grok's CSAM turn looks even more sinister now
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Grok's CSAM turn looks even more sinister now
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Threads just suspended @avindman.bsky.social’s campaign account, in case you need a reason to get off all Meta platforms.
January 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Threads just suspended @avindman.bsky.social’s campaign account, in case you need a reason to get off all Meta platforms.
Had @anderspucknielsen.dk down to the bunker for part 1 of the series on the 4th anniversary of the 3 day war.
"Russia is losing the ability to act on the world stage"
Like & subscribe.
youtu.be/5QEQztd4O9c
"Russia is losing the ability to act on the world stage"
Like & subscribe.
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Russia is losing the ability to act on the global stage
YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB
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January 30, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Had @anderspucknielsen.dk down to the bunker for part 1 of the series on the 4th anniversary of the 3 day war.
"Russia is losing the ability to act on the world stage"
Like & subscribe.
youtu.be/5QEQztd4O9c
"Russia is losing the ability to act on the world stage"
Like & subscribe.
youtu.be/5QEQztd4O9c
Time to remind of the the official Tankie guide to US-Iran war in 10 rules.
1. Being attacked by a nuclear power no longer means you should surrender immediately.
That only applies if Russia attacks
1. Being attacked by a nuclear power no longer means you should surrender immediately.
That only applies if Russia attacks
January 30, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Time to remind of the the official Tankie guide to US-Iran war in 10 rules.
1. Being attacked by a nuclear power no longer means you should surrender immediately.
That only applies if Russia attacks
1. Being attacked by a nuclear power no longer means you should surrender immediately.
That only applies if Russia attacks
Russia & China should stop pushing Iran into a war it cannot win against a nuclear superpower. It should stop oppressing its citizens, disarm and choose a leader Donald approves of.
Apparently that's how this works.
Apparently that's how this works.
As the US Imperial fleet is gathering menacingly in the Persian Gulf, it is time for us to call out Trump: HANDS OFF IRAN Mr TRUMP. Iranians are the only ones who must decide how Iran is governed. www.theguardian.com/news/video/2...
Is Trump about to attack Iran? - The Latest
Donald Trump has said ‘time is running out’ for Iran as the threat of war appears to loom closer. A huge US armada is being moved towards the country and is seen as the starkest indication yet that Tr...
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Russia & China should stop pushing Iran into a war it cannot win against a nuclear superpower. It should stop oppressing its citizens, disarm and choose a leader Donald approves of.
Apparently that's how this works.
Apparently that's how this works.
Remember when reporting a military massing near a country and a mad president saying he might attack was considered "mainstream media warmongering"?
Good times.
Good times.
🇮🇷 🇹🇷 Iran's foreign minister is in Turkey as Ankara leads a diplomatic push to mediate between Tehran and Washington, after US President Donald Trump cooled threats of an imminent strike on the Islamic republic.
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January 30, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Remember when reporting a military massing near a country and a mad president saying he might attack was considered "mainstream media warmongering"?
Good times.
Good times.
Fomenting separatist movements in your neighbors is another play Donald is stealing from Prez.
Re: Bombardier / Canada planes Trumpian tantrum.
Ordering regulators to suddenly declare a certain countries products unsafe and decertify them for import is EXACTLY how Putin responded to European sanctions after Crimea in 2014.
Just had Rosselkhoznadzor declare EU ag unsafe and ban it.
Ordering regulators to suddenly declare a certain countries products unsafe and decertify them for import is EXACTLY how Putin responded to European sanctions after Crimea in 2014.
Just had Rosselkhoznadzor declare EU ag unsafe and ban it.
January 30, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Fomenting separatist movements in your neighbors is another play Donald is stealing from Prez.
The Prez will watch that sport when a player faking an injury has the injury he faked administered to him on the sideline by a neutral baseball bat wielding psychopath before he can continue. Otherwise I would rather watch Medvedev scratch his balls.
Prez, what do you think of Anatoliy Trubin's goal?
youtu.be/SwCWtpGk-zs?...
youtu.be/SwCWtpGk-zs?...
Golo Trubin: Benfica (4)-2 Real Madrid - UEFA Champions League 2025/26 | sport tv
YouTube video by sport tv
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January 30, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The Prez will watch that sport when a player faking an injury has the injury he faked administered to him on the sideline by a neutral baseball bat wielding psychopath before he can continue. Otherwise I would rather watch Medvedev scratch his balls.
Do not believe anything untill t̶h̶e̶ ̶k̶r̶e̶m̶l̶i̶n̶ Bᴇɪᴊɪɴɢ denies it.
Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Guo Jiakun denied a report by The Telegraph claiming that Beijing is sending Moscow specialized machine tools, equipment, and high-tech hardware that Russia uses to produce "Oreshnik" missiles.
hk.ocmfa.gov.cn/gjlc/202601/...
hk.ocmfa.gov.cn/gjlc/202601/...
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Do not believe anything untill t̶h̶e̶ ̶k̶r̶e̶m̶l̶i̶n̶ Bᴇɪᴊɪɴɢ denies it.
Listening to Donald beg for 30 mins is enough to make me consider drinking my own tea.
January 29, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Listening to Donald beg for 30 mins is enough to make me consider drinking my own tea.
This is repeated uncritically by people who can't explain why we demanded absolutely everything connected to Ukraine's nukes, if just leaving them cos they were unusable cos "Ukraine never had control".
Ukraine never had control of any ‘nukes’.
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
This is repeated uncritically by people who can't explain why we demanded absolutely everything connected to Ukraine's nukes, if just leaving them cos they were unusable cos "Ukraine never had control".
Darth's list of trolls. The very best there is. When you absolutely positively have to block every mf on the list, accept no substitute.
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What alerted me to check was that they are on @darthputinkgb.bsky.social's blocklist.
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Darth's list of trolls. The very best there is. When you absolutely positively have to block every mf on the list, accept no substitute.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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MAGA: We want our money back
Ukraine: Fine. Give us our nukes back & we'll call it even.
Ukraine: Fine. Give us our nukes back & we'll call it even.
Just a friendly reminder that Ukraine was disarmed by the US in coordination with russia. This is if you want to say that the US had no obligation towards Ukraine
January 29, 2026 at 9:44 AM
MAGA: We want our money back
Ukraine: Fine. Give us our nukes back & we'll call it even.
Ukraine: Fine. Give us our nukes back & we'll call it even.
Liam should play Prez in a movie. At 193cm he is nearly tall and just about handsome enough.
Bet it is the same guy as @theliamnissan.bsky.social
😜
😜
January 28, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Liam should play Prez in a movie. At 193cm he is nearly tall and just about handsome enough.
"Don't forget that I took screenshots"
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 2:23 PM
"Don't forget that I took screenshots"
A salt water tankie. Cos Russia's navy has always sucked and our colonies were never over bodies of salt water, we had no colonies.
Russia became the world's largest country by entirely peaceful means.
Russia became the world's largest country by entirely peaceful means.
January 28, 2026 at 11:30 AM
A salt water tankie. Cos Russia's navy has always sucked and our colonies were never over bodies of salt water, we had no colonies.
Russia became the world's largest country by entirely peaceful means.
Russia became the world's largest country by entirely peaceful means.
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I see that Iranians are getting acquainted with the segment of the western left that believes that only massacres committed by US allies are bad.
The way they're gaslighting victims while criticizing those who were doing the same elsewhere...Exactly the same as their right-winger counterparts.
The way they're gaslighting victims while criticizing those who were doing the same elsewhere...Exactly the same as their right-winger counterparts.
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I see that Iranians are getting acquainted with the segment of the western left that believes that only massacres committed by US allies are bad.
The way they're gaslighting victims while criticizing those who were doing the same elsewhere...Exactly the same as their right-winger counterparts.
The way they're gaslighting victims while criticizing those who were doing the same elsewhere...Exactly the same as their right-winger counterparts.
OTD in 2003 Prez & then Ukrainian president signed “Treaty Between the Russian Federation and Ukraine on the Russian–Ukrainian State Border”. It set Ukraine’s borders as they were in 1991 & was lodged with the UN.
So you can trust Russia on a new deal on Ukraine's borders
So you can trust Russia on a new deal on Ukraine's borders
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 AM
OTD in 2003 Prez & then Ukrainian president signed “Treaty Between the Russian Federation and Ukraine on the Russian–Ukrainian State Border”. It set Ukraine’s borders as they were in 1991 & was lodged with the UN.
So you can trust Russia on a new deal on Ukraine's borders
So you can trust Russia on a new deal on Ukraine's borders
Who would disguise himself as Prez when he could look like @garrykasparov.bsky.social & have all the chess groupies as well?
Darth are you Garry Kasparov in disguise? 🤔 You’re too good at this.
January 28, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Who would disguise himself as Prez when he could look like @garrykasparov.bsky.social & have all the chess groupies as well?
Stockholm, Warsaw & Helsinki as a result of NATO Power.
Vovchansk as a result of Russian power.
Proving the 2 sides are exactly the same
Vovchansk as a result of Russian power.
Proving the 2 sides are exactly the same
January 28, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Stockholm, Warsaw & Helsinki as a result of NATO Power.
Vovchansk as a result of Russian power.
Proving the 2 sides are exactly the same
Vovchansk as a result of Russian power.
Proving the 2 sides are exactly the same
If NATO is an imperialist war machine, it won't let you just leave.
If you can just leave, it isn't an imperialist war machine.
If you can just leave, it isn't an imperialist war machine.
The answer is “no”.
Every pound spent on bombs & tanks is money stolen from schools & hospitals.
Anti-imperialism isn’t vibes, it’s a commitment to confronting empire.
If you recognise NATO as an imperialist war machine we should leave immediately, join Your Party: in.yourparty.uk/users/sign_up
Every pound spent on bombs & tanks is money stolen from schools & hospitals.
Anti-imperialism isn’t vibes, it’s a commitment to confronting empire.
If you recognise NATO as an imperialist war machine we should leave immediately, join Your Party: in.yourparty.uk/users/sign_up
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
If NATO is an imperialist war machine, it won't let you just leave.
If you can just leave, it isn't an imperialist war machine.
If you can just leave, it isn't an imperialist war machine.
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To avoid the possibility Holocaust remembrance might lead to empathy for migrants, Trump's antisemitism envoy claims Anne Frank "was in Amsterdam legally."
In reality, Margot Frank received a summons to go to a labor camp on July 5, 1942. After ignoring this call, they were in Amsterdam illegally.
In reality, Margot Frank received a summons to go to a labor camp on July 5, 1942. After ignoring this call, they were in Amsterdam illegally.
January 27, 2026 at 3:28 PM
To avoid the possibility Holocaust remembrance might lead to empathy for migrants, Trump's antisemitism envoy claims Anne Frank "was in Amsterdam legally."
In reality, Margot Frank received a summons to go to a labor camp on July 5, 1942. After ignoring this call, they were in Amsterdam illegally.
In reality, Margot Frank received a summons to go to a labor camp on July 5, 1942. After ignoring this call, they were in Amsterdam illegally.
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Matt Goodwin: My profile of a charlatan for our times
They say we get the politicians we deserve. I wonder what the bloody hell the British did to deserve this
comment.press/charl2701
They say we get the politicians we deserve. I wonder what the bloody hell the British did to deserve this
comment.press/charl2701
Matt Goodwin: A charlatan for our times
What have we done to deserve this?
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January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Matt Goodwin: My profile of a charlatan for our times
They say we get the politicians we deserve. I wonder what the bloody hell the British did to deserve this
comment.press/charl2701
They say we get the politicians we deserve. I wonder what the bloody hell the British did to deserve this
comment.press/charl2701
