Darth Putin
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. YouTuber. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
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Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
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It will cost $10 billion a year to build the infrastructure needed to boost oil production. If Venezuela turns into another Iraq or Libya, it will be a US money pit, thanks to Trump. The oil cash machine Trump is selling only works if there's security, stability.
www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/01/...
www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/01/...
Who controls Venezuela's oil now? What Maduro's arrest means for energy markets
The arrest of Nicolás Maduro has thrown Venezuela's politically fraught oil industries back into focus.
www.cnbc.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
It will cost $10 billion a year to build the infrastructure needed to boost oil production. If Venezuela turns into another Iraq or Libya, it will be a US money pit, thanks to Trump. The oil cash machine Trump is selling only works if there's security, stability.
www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/01/...
www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/01/...
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Following the fall of Maduro, many Russian war bloggers are starting to realize in what bad shape Russia is. The events in Venezuela are unanimously considered a strategic Russian defeat, and they admit that Russia is currently too weak to help any Russian allies.
January 5, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Following the fall of Maduro, many Russian war bloggers are starting to realize in what bad shape Russia is. The events in Venezuela are unanimously considered a strategic Russian defeat, and they admit that Russia is currently too weak to help any Russian allies.
We introduced a new segment to the show, Liubov's Ukrainian jewellery collection. We also talked about her article on the state of the Russian army
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January 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
We introduced a new segment to the show, Liubov's Ukrainian jewellery collection. We also talked about her article on the state of the Russian army
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Trump's Razor: The pettiest explanation is usually the correct one.
Insanity: Sources close to the White House told the Washington Post Trump lost interest in backing Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado to lead the country because she accepted her Nobel Peace Prize rather than demanding it be given to Trump, which was viewed as an “ultimate sin.”
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Trump's Razor: The pettiest explanation is usually the correct one.
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Bro supported invasions until he got invaded.
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Bro supported invasions until he got invaded.
Well, based on available evidence, I also am not a smart man.
You are the Forrest Gump of the East, accidentally appearing on the selfies of these evil men.
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Well, based on available evidence, I also am not a smart man.
The hard part about running a dictatorship is that the past changes so quickly you have no idea what will happen yesterday.
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The hard part about running a dictatorship is that the past changes so quickly you have no idea what will happen yesterday.
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Thank God Latin America is Delta’s domain.
Otherwise we’d already have fifteen new SEAL podcasts, sponsorship deals, newly launched protein powders, and a social media catfight about who it was that yoinked Maduro out of bed.
Otherwise we’d already have fifteen new SEAL podcasts, sponsorship deals, newly launched protein powders, and a social media catfight about who it was that yoinked Maduro out of bed.
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Thank God Latin America is Delta’s domain.
Otherwise we’d already have fifteen new SEAL podcasts, sponsorship deals, newly launched protein powders, and a social media catfight about who it was that yoinked Maduro out of bed.
Otherwise we’d already have fifteen new SEAL podcasts, sponsorship deals, newly launched protein powders, and a social media catfight about who it was that yoinked Maduro out of bed.
Beginning to feel like I'm a curse.
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Beginning to feel like I'm a curse.
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This is what happens when you recklessly extend BRICS right up to America’s borders and ignore America’s legitimate security concerns.
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
This is what happens when you recklessly extend BRICS right up to America’s borders and ignore America’s legitimate security concerns.
But when did it you said NATO provoked us, said we had "entered" not invaded, didn't even comment on us trying kill/capture Zelensky and called for negotiations..
Bombing a sovereign nation and kidnapping the President is the behaviour of a cowboy state.
The United States’ attack on Venezuela is illegal — and it is utterly shameful that the UK government refuses to condemn this reckless act of war.
The United States’ attack on Venezuela is illegal — and it is utterly shameful that the UK government refuses to condemn this reckless act of war.
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
But when did it you said NATO provoked us, said we had "entered" not invaded, didn't even comment on us trying kill/capture Zelensky and called for negotiations..
If Russia says it will protect you, it means Russia will do so by attacking you, or sit by and do nothing when someone else does.
A few weeks ago, Russian propagandists bragged how Venezuela is protected by Russia and the United States cannot do anything.
Now, all Russia does is express concerns and condemnations.
Now, all Russia does is express concerns and condemnations.
January 4, 2026 at 11:26 AM
If Russia says it will protect you, it means Russia will do so by attacking you, or sit by and do nothing when someone else does.
Did this platform take any action to comrade for this ill-advised threat? His final surrender camewith blocking his Prez....
Curious.
Curious.
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Did this platform take any action to comrade for this ill-advised threat? His final surrender camewith blocking his Prez....
Curious.
Curious.
Comparison of tweets from comrade
@jeremycorbyn.bsky.social on Ukraine & Venezuela.
-Russia "enters", USA makes "illegal attack"
-Russia actions excused cos of NATO. USA accused of wanting oil
-Russia created a "crisis" & offered diplomacy. USA "should be condemned by everyone"
@jeremycorbyn.bsky.social on Ukraine & Venezuela.
-Russia "enters", USA makes "illegal attack"
-Russia actions excused cos of NATO. USA accused of wanting oil
-Russia created a "crisis" & offered diplomacy. USA "should be condemned by everyone"
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Comparison of tweets from comrade
@jeremycorbyn.bsky.social on Ukraine & Venezuela.
-Russia "enters", USA makes "illegal attack"
-Russia actions excused cos of NATO. USA accused of wanting oil
-Russia created a "crisis" & offered diplomacy. USA "should be condemned by everyone"
@jeremycorbyn.bsky.social on Ukraine & Venezuela.
-Russia "enters", USA makes "illegal attack"
-Russia actions excused cos of NATO. USA accused of wanting oil
-Russia created a "crisis" & offered diplomacy. USA "should be condemned by everyone"
Maduro forgot that if you're an ally of Russia, 1 of 2 things will happen:
1. Russia will attack you
2. Russia will do nothing when someone else does
1. Russia will attack you
2. Russia will do nothing when someone else does
January 4, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Maduro forgot that if you're an ally of Russia, 1 of 2 things will happen:
1. Russia will attack you
2. Russia will do nothing when someone else does
1. Russia will attack you
2. Russia will do nothing when someone else does
Da. Just imagine if we tried to grab Zelensky...
What a great day for Vladimir Putin! I can picture him in the Kremlin, watching the EU & the UK play dumb while Trump trashes Int. Law, their media reporting Maduro's abduction as an 'arrest'. I bet he's thinking: Should I also detain Zelensky and subject him to Russian justice?
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Da. Just imagine if we tried to grab Zelensky...
Who did this!?!?!? 😤😤
January 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Who did this!?!?!? 😤😤
No one will ever make this boast again. Ever.
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
No one will ever make this boast again. Ever.
Welcome to the Tankie circle jerk. The US attacking Cuba in the 1960s was wrong, which is why Russia attacking Ukraine now, just like they did then, is not wrong, and now the USA is threatening to attack Cuba again, which is back to being wrong.
Make sense?
Make sense?
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Welcome to the Tankie circle jerk. The US attacking Cuba in the 1960s was wrong, which is why Russia attacking Ukraine now, just like they did then, is not wrong, and now the USA is threatening to attack Cuba again, which is back to being wrong.
Make sense?
Make sense?
When historians discover that the Alaska summit was to negotiate a secret clause dividing the world into 3 spheres, this will all make sense.
January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
When historians discover that the Alaska summit was to negotiate a secret clause dividing the world into 3 spheres, this will all make sense.
What happens when Maduro says in open court that as president he has immunity, and Pam Bondi has to say that president's don't have that?
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
What happens when Maduro says in open court that as president he has immunity, and Pam Bondi has to say that president's don't have that?
This is just phase 1 of Donald's plan to destroy Venezuela. Next up, he will run it as one of his businesses.
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This is just phase 1 of Donald's plan to destroy Venezuela. Next up, he will run it as one of his businesses.
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Sorry Yannis we cannot afford to risk a trade war with US over something that would do nothing to win the War and much to obstruct Peace.
I'm sure you can understand.
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I'm sure you can understand.
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Can there be a better demonstration of the EU's performative irrelevance? They spent weeks negotiating with each other the issuance of 90bn euro debt which the EU cannot afford that will do nothing to win the War and much to obstruct Peace. www.ft.com/content/e569...
EU agrees €90bn loan to Ukraine after frozen Russian asset plan fails
Money to be borrowed against bloc’s budget after leaders fail to agree on proposal using Moscow’s funds
www.ft.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Sorry Yannis we cannot afford to risk a trade war with US over something that would do nothing to win the War and much to obstruct Peace.
I'm sure you can understand.
bsky.app/profile/yani...
I'm sure you can understand.
bsky.app/profile/yani...
It's honestly humiliating that an army commanded by an orange moron did in 4 hours what the Russian army hasn't managed in 4 years.
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
It's honestly humiliating that an army commanded by an orange moron did in 4 hours what the Russian army hasn't managed in 4 years.