Darth Putin
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. YouTuber. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
Pinned
Your Prez is pleased to announce the Xmas sale at webshop, featuring new range of Flamingo o'clock products. Serfs may use code "MerryXmasDarth" for 20% off & help support @mariiakramarenko.bsky.social drive (see below)
darths-eu-webshop-shop.fourthwall.com/promo/MERRYX...
darths-eu-webshop-shop.fourthwall.com/promo/MERRYX...
It's somewhat amusing that you can pass yourself off as a Russia expert commenting on this "peace deal" as messy but at least "a way to end the war" without realising Kremlin sees it as just a tactic to continue it later.
It will end nothing.
It will end nothing.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It's somewhat amusing that you can pass yourself off as a Russia expert commenting on this "peace deal" as messy but at least "a way to end the war" without realising Kremlin sees it as just a tactic to continue it later.
It will end nothing.
It will end nothing.
OTD in 2015 Turkey shot down a Russian jet in their airspace after we kept violating their border.
Our response was to sanction Turkish tomatoes. So in fact they also shot down our red lines.
Our response was to sanction Turkish tomatoes. So in fact they also shot down our red lines.
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
OTD in 2015 Turkey shot down a Russian jet in their airspace after we kept violating their border.
Our response was to sanction Turkish tomatoes. So in fact they also shot down our red lines.
Our response was to sanction Turkish tomatoes. So in fact they also shot down our red lines.
OTD in 1944 Red Army completed operation to 'liberate' #Estonia, #Lithuania & #Latvia from Nazis. Who had 'liberated' them from us.
Who had 'liberated' them from themselves.
Who had 'liberated' them from themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
OTD in 1944 Red Army completed operation to 'liberate' #Estonia, #Lithuania & #Latvia from Nazis. Who had 'liberated' them from us.
Who had 'liberated' them from themselves.
Who had 'liberated' them from themselves.
We are killing Ukrainian kids again right now.
Russia attacked Ukraine every single day Trump was POTUS the 1st time
Russia has attacked Ukraine every single time Trump has been POTUS 2nd time.
And he's helped us kill each time.
Russia attacked Ukraine every single day Trump was POTUS the 1st time
Russia has attacked Ukraine every single time Trump has been POTUS 2nd time.
And he's helped us kill each time.
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We are killing Ukrainian kids again right now.
Russia attacked Ukraine every single day Trump was POTUS the 1st time
Russia has attacked Ukraine every single time Trump has been POTUS 2nd time.
And he's helped us kill each time.
Russia attacked Ukraine every single day Trump was POTUS the 1st time
Russia has attacked Ukraine every single time Trump has been POTUS 2nd time.
And he's helped us kill each time.
Should Prez get on Instagram?
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Should Prez get on Instagram?
You've all forgotten I said I can't sign a deal with Zelensky cos I said he's illegitimate.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You've all forgotten I said I can't sign a deal with Zelensky cos I said he's illegitimate.
Remember Trump's minerals deal that would guarantee Ukraine?
Good. Me either.
Good. Me either.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Remember Trump's minerals deal that would guarantee Ukraine?
Good. Me either.
Good. Me either.
Liubov and Prez talked the "peace plan" over. Russia gets land, Donald gets a bribe and Ukraine gets some empty promises.
youtu.be/4GhVS_Gmvm0
youtu.be/4GhVS_Gmvm0
Donald's "peace plan" is an attempt to surrender to Putin
YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Liubov and Prez talked the "peace plan" over. Russia gets land, Donald gets a bribe and Ukraine gets some empty promises.
youtu.be/4GhVS_Gmvm0
youtu.be/4GhVS_Gmvm0
OTD in 2003 CIA & Soros staged Rose Revolution in Georgia. A gay, fascist, russophobic pogrom which eventually caused Georgia to invade itself with Russian soldiers cos Russia is peaceful country surrounded by ceasefires.
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
OTD in 2003 CIA & Soros staged Rose Revolution in Georgia. A gay, fascist, russophobic pogrom which eventually caused Georgia to invade itself with Russian soldiers cos Russia is peaceful country surrounded by ceasefires.
OTD in 2004 German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder called me a "flawless democrat"
A statement that has stood the test of both time & special military operation.
A statement that has stood the test of both time & special military operation.
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
OTD in 2004 German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder called me a "flawless democrat"
A statement that has stood the test of both time & special military operation.
A statement that has stood the test of both time & special military operation.
OTD in 2006 Alexander Litvinenko died from complications of saying Vladimir Putin is a corrupt peadophile ☕️ 🍣
One of the witnesses at the inquest later 'committed suicide by stabbing himself several times'
One of the witnesses at the inquest later 'committed suicide by stabbing himself several times'
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
OTD in 2006 Alexander Litvinenko died from complications of saying Vladimir Putin is a corrupt peadophile ☕️ 🍣
One of the witnesses at the inquest later 'committed suicide by stabbing himself several times'
One of the witnesses at the inquest later 'committed suicide by stabbing himself several times'
Donald is the first person in history to think he'll win a Nobel Peace Prize by siding with the invader.
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Donald is the first person in history to think he'll win a Nobel Peace Prize by siding with the invader.
Today is 92nd anniversary of Holodomor. Soviet Russia inflicted a man made famine on Ukraine that killed millions. Today we are trying to wipe the country off the map.
The only difference is the USA is on our side now.
The only difference is the USA is on our side now.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Today is 92nd anniversary of Holodomor. Soviet Russia inflicted a man made famine on Ukraine that killed millions. Today we are trying to wipe the country off the map.
The only difference is the USA is on our side now.
The only difference is the USA is on our side now.
Prez & Liubov did a quick take on Donald's "peace plan" which is to surrender to Russian in exchange for a massive bribe. But there are a few issues.
youtu.be/4GhVS_Gmvm0
youtu.be/4GhVS_Gmvm0
Donald's "peace plan" is an attempt to surrender to Putin
YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Prez & Liubov did a quick take on Donald's "peace plan" which is to surrender to Russian in exchange for a massive bribe. But there are a few issues.
youtu.be/4GhVS_Gmvm0
youtu.be/4GhVS_Gmvm0
Your Prez is going to experiment with leaving freespeechistan for a while.
You are graced with His presence.
You are graced with His presence.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Your Prez is going to experiment with leaving freespeechistan for a while.
You are graced with His presence.
You are graced with His presence.
We're not giving Biden, Sullivan, Scholz, Macron & the rest enough credit for letting me hang on this long so Trump could surrender to me.
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We're not giving Biden, Sullivan, Scholz, Macron & the rest enough credit for letting me hang on this long so Trump could surrender to me.
In all of this, you need to remember that Donald is actually the 2nd most powerful person in the world.
The most powerful person in the world is the last person to speak to Donald.
The most powerful person in the world is the last person to speak to Donald.
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
In all of this, you need to remember that Donald is actually the 2nd most powerful person in the world.
The most powerful person in the world is the last person to speak to Donald.
The most powerful person in the world is the last person to speak to Donald.
Soon enough Hegseth will include someone from the NYT in a group signal chat about this deal's secret clause to carve up Poland.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Soon enough Hegseth will include someone from the NYT in a group signal chat about this deal's secret clause to carve up Poland.
The "art of the deal" is to just give me everything I want and assume it means I won't come back for more.
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The "art of the deal" is to just give me everything I want and assume it means I won't come back for more.
Donald has stopped you all talking about the Epstein files for a while.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Donald has stopped you all talking about the Epstein files for a while.
Who's going to buy US weapons in future when it's clear Donald & GOP will cut you off if your invader bribes them as part of a "peace plan".
Art of the deal.
Art of the deal.
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Who's going to buy US weapons in future when it's clear Donald & GOP will cut you off if your invader bribes them as part of a "peace plan".
Art of the deal.
Art of the deal.
The best part of "peace plan" is part of Russian seized assets go to "developing US-Russia trade".
Which is euphemism for "Donald takes his bribe".
Which is euphemism for "Donald takes his bribe".
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The best part of "peace plan" is part of Russian seized assets go to "developing US-Russia trade".
Which is euphemism for "Donald takes his bribe".
Which is euphemism for "Donald takes his bribe".
How many more kids must I accidentally murder before you realise it's deliberate?
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How many more kids must I accidentally murder before you realise it's deliberate?
Your Prez in the bunker with Liubov. We talked Flamingos, corruption and a surprise entrant in the Epstein files.
There's a question at the end for serfs.
youtu.be/nuLz8jmliRs
There's a question at the end for serfs.
youtu.be/nuLz8jmliRs
Putin's master strategy manifests with flamingos
YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Your Prez in the bunker with Liubov. We talked Flamingos, corruption and a surprise entrant in the Epstein files.
There's a question at the end for serfs.
youtu.be/nuLz8jmliRs
There's a question at the end for serfs.
youtu.be/nuLz8jmliRs
OTD in 2004 German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder said of Prez that he was
"thoroughly convinced that the Russian president wants to transform Russia into a democracy & that he is doing so out of a deeply held conviction".
Aged well.
"thoroughly convinced that the Russian president wants to transform Russia into a democracy & that he is doing so out of a deeply held conviction".
Aged well.
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
OTD in 2004 German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder said of Prez that he was
"thoroughly convinced that the Russian president wants to transform Russia into a democracy & that he is doing so out of a deeply held conviction".
Aged well.
"thoroughly convinced that the Russian president wants to transform Russia into a democracy & that he is doing so out of a deeply held conviction".
Aged well.