Toby Laek
@tobylaek.bsky.social
Father, husband, son, 90s hip hop head, admiral of the yacht rock express, film fanatic, Buckeyes/Browns/Columbus Crew fan, food additive designer of the year
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Every time I read an Epstein email, I realize that the richer you are, the more susceptible you are to "best friend's older brother who's had one semester of college and really good weed" style philosophizing.
epstein would've loved chatgpt so much. he wouldve gotten ai psychosis immediately and sent a million emails to sam altman. tragic he missed all this
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Every time I read an Epstein email, I realize that the richer you are, the more susceptible you are to "best friend's older brother who's had one semester of college and really good weed" style philosophizing.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files Are Even Worse for Trump
Details in the files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
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Our politics seems to be entering a phase of "right supremacy" where only the lives of right-wingers have value. Assassinating the leader of a state legislative body in her own damn home was business as usual, but all of America has to have a reckoning if it's a far-right online influencer.
September 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Our politics seems to be entering a phase of "right supremacy" where only the lives of right-wingers have value. Assassinating the leader of a state legislative body in her own damn home was business as usual, but all of America has to have a reckoning if it's a far-right online influencer.
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goes hard for three seconds, falls, freaks out, and dies, he's so relatable
July 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
goes hard for three seconds, falls, freaks out, and dies, he's so relatable
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Release the Epstein Files.
ps: This is nuts.
pps: Bondi is a clown.🤡
pps: A "Strike Force" is gibberish.
ps: This is nuts.
pps: Bondi is a clown.🤡
pps: A "Strike Force" is gibberish.
July 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Release the Epstein Files.
ps: This is nuts.
pps: Bondi is a clown.🤡
pps: A "Strike Force" is gibberish.
ps: This is nuts.
pps: Bondi is a clown.🤡
pps: A "Strike Force" is gibberish.
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This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome
June 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome
April 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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NEW: Per a source with knowledge, the entire HHS Office of Infectious Disease and HIV/AIDS Policy, or OIDP, was just fired.
March 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
NEW: Per a source with knowledge, the entire HHS Office of Infectious Disease and HIV/AIDS Policy, or OIDP, was just fired.
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If you supported a 10 year old American child with brain cancer, on her way to medical treatment, being deported because her parents are undocumented (but have no criminal records), then you’re a horrific person and I’m not sure how you sleep at night.
Parents deported to Mexico while seeking brain cancer treatment for young American daughter | CNN
The undocumented parents of a 10-year-old US citizen whose family was removed to Mexico say they are desperately seeking a way for either of them to return to the US with the girl so she can continue ...
www.cnn.com
March 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you supported a 10 year old American child with brain cancer, on her way to medical treatment, being deported because her parents are undocumented (but have no criminal records), then you’re a horrific person and I’m not sure how you sleep at night.
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All the folks who exited NBC today. Seen together, hoo boy. Message received.
February 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
All the folks who exited NBC today. Seen together, hoo boy. Message received.
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government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout
February 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout
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what Musk is doing is as close to the government being taken over by a hostile foreign power in our lifetimes, the coverage should reflect that
January 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
what Musk is doing is as close to the government being taken over by a hostile foreign power in our lifetimes, the coverage should reflect that
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watching tiktok go down I feel like i did when I didn’t bother getting to know a friend’s ex
January 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
watching tiktok go down I feel like i did when I didn’t bother getting to know a friend’s ex
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The Triumph of Bacchus, by Diego Velázquez, 1628-29
December 22, 2024 at 4:39 AM
The Triumph of Bacchus, by Diego Velázquez, 1628-29
This game is pure catharsis
December 22, 2024 at 4:06 AM
This game is pure catharsis
Much like the Texas game, refs are trying their damnedest to keep this from being a blowout
December 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Much like the Texas game, refs are trying their damnedest to keep this from being a blowout
Ohio State got screwed on that call
December 22, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Ohio State got screwed on that call
Stopped by my parents house to wrap Christmas presents for the kids and they were flipping back and forth between the scholars’ bowl and the Steve Wilkos show. Got intellectual whiplash.
December 11, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Stopped by my parents house to wrap Christmas presents for the kids and they were flipping back and forth between the scholars’ bowl and the Steve Wilkos show. Got intellectual whiplash.
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See this is exactly why I get so persnickity about fonts
November 25, 2024 at 2:34 AM
See this is exactly why I get so persnickity about fonts