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Toby Laek
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Father, husband, son, 90s hip hop head, admiral of the yacht rock express, film fanatic, Buckeyes/Browns/Columbus Crew fan, food additive designer of the year
yet another WR who's going to break wide open on a medium cross only to trudge back to the huddle with slumped shoulders after Dillon Gabriel throws the ball behind a double covered tight end 2 yards down the field (for the 3rd time that drive).
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
textbook definition of "word salad". But as long as he throws in a "I understand the question" (his go to preface for an "I'm not going to answer this honestly" reply), I guess it's okay and warrants no follow up?
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
He’s not gotten any better in 6 games. In many ways he’s regressing. At least now, he doesn’t belong on an nfl field.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
On one hand, yes, putting your ego aside for the betterment of the team is a sign of a good leader. On the other, when you consider he did this last year too, you only get so many “I’m reversing course to make up for a bad decision I made” moments before you lose the ability to make more decisions.
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Not even discreetly...he hightailed it outta there like he was a high schooler at a house party and saw the cops pull up before everyone else did.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Big time. Especially with "mockumentary" found footage films...if the actors playing the talking heads come off like they're delivering scripted lines as opposed to naturally just speaking off the cuff, it ruins the entire experience. A recent example is the "leech expert" from Strange Harvest.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Not a mention of 9/11 nor the school shooting…just Kirk. That’s certainly a choice.
September 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Duel, Road Games, The Vanishing, and Christine are my favorites in this sub-genre.
July 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
- Never Take the Place of Your Man
- Erotic City
- When You Were Mine
July 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Something tells me that Portnoy isn’t the first guy who deservedly took a slice to the face from my dude here.
June 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They really into that grab the neckline of your shoulder pads pose in football marketing, don’t they?
May 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So big he just trademarked the term “Big Knicks fan”
May 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I don’t think it’s in my overall top 5 SW movies, but it’s easily the best of the prequels.
April 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Giallo might be my favorite horror subgenre so I’m no stranger to Tubi’s Italian Horror section.
April 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
As a Browns fan, I’m still trying to process this one, but I’ll never forget the Covid draft from home with Belichick’s dog, Kliff’s Miami Vice drug dealer estate, and Goodell getting visibly sleepier with each appearance.
April 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM