Kelly
@justkelly.bsky.social
ex-technologist and future lawyer. 2L at Cornell. she/her
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New story about our law clinic's client, who was in the US legally and was cruelly deported "inadvertently" and separated from her young child, despite a Homeland Security spokesperson claiming ICE "does not separate families." (Gift link.) www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...
She Was Deported in Error. Her Child Was Left Behind.
www.nytimes.com
Horrible news. Maribel’s appeal was dismissed. We may be out of legal options to help this family.
I will post a GoFundMe link below this, where you can donate to help Maribel’s children who are, for now, still in the US.
The two older children are caring for the youngest and trying to survive.
I will post a GoFundMe link below this, where you can donate to help Maribel’s children who are, for now, still in the US.
The two older children are caring for the youngest and trying to survive.
Episode 2 starting with Wet Leg won me over even more
Ok I’m going it I’m gonna watch Heated Rivalry
January 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Episode 2 starting with Wet Leg won me over even more
Ok I’m going it I’m gonna watch Heated Rivalry
January 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Ok I’m going it I’m gonna watch Heated Rivalry
Bath tips!! Here’s everything I do to make my ~*bathing experience*~ great. A thread. 🛀🧵
(Note: I take baths for relaxation, not getting clean. Shower first if you need to!)
(Note: I take baths for relaxation, not getting clean. Shower first if you need to!)
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Bath tips!! Here’s everything I do to make my ~*bathing experience*~ great. A thread. 🛀🧵
(Note: I take baths for relaxation, not getting clean. Shower first if you need to!)
(Note: I take baths for relaxation, not getting clean. Shower first if you need to!)
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This is really bad; Grok is now going into is third day of regularly producing nonconsensual deepfake pornography and nobody is doing anything about it. The "Mechahitler" and "white genocide" episodes were stopped much more quickly. I suppose this tells us all about relative priorities.
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
This is really bad; Grok is now going into is third day of regularly producing nonconsensual deepfake pornography and nobody is doing anything about it. The "Mechahitler" and "white genocide" episodes were stopped much more quickly. I suppose this tells us all about relative priorities.
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30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
Logging off for my mental health. Please clap
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Logging off for my mental health. Please clap
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Motherfucker grew up in LA. There is NO rich white person in LA whose life would be anything like what it is without immigrant labor. They would literally not have food to eat.
Eyes wide open, folks. They're revealing the supervillain plot.
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Motherfucker grew up in LA. There is NO rich white person in LA whose life would be anything like what it is without immigrant labor. They would literally not have food to eat.
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
Horrible news. Maribel’s appeal was dismissed. We may be out of legal options to help this family.
I will post a GoFundMe link below this, where you can donate to help Maribel’s children who are, for now, still in the US.
The two older children are caring for the youngest and trying to survive.
I will post a GoFundMe link below this, where you can donate to help Maribel’s children who are, for now, still in the US.
The two older children are caring for the youngest and trying to survive.
New story about our law clinic's client, who was in the US legally and was cruelly deported "inadvertently" and separated from her young child, despite a Homeland Security spokesperson claiming ICE "does not separate families." (Gift link.) www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...
She Was Deported in Error. Her Child Was Left Behind.
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Horrible news. Maribel’s appeal was dismissed. We may be out of legal options to help this family.
I will post a GoFundMe link below this, where you can donate to help Maribel’s children who are, for now, still in the US.
The two older children are caring for the youngest and trying to survive.
I will post a GoFundMe link below this, where you can donate to help Maribel’s children who are, for now, still in the US.
The two older children are caring for the youngest and trying to survive.
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Standing room only at the NVIDIA keynote. Currently a VC analyst and founder burping up word salad. The abridge ceo just said “the majority of doctors use AI,” we’ve had multiple things said so far that are complete nonsense
January 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Standing room only at the NVIDIA keynote. Currently a VC analyst and founder burping up word salad. The abridge ceo just said “the majority of doctors use AI,” we’ve had multiple things said so far that are complete nonsense
So what you’re saying is Parker got…
……..dog piled
……..dog piled
January 5, 2026 at 8:13 PM
So what you’re saying is Parker got…
……..dog piled
……..dog piled
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I don't want to kinkshame (I am lying, I want to kinkshame putting hooters on the Animal Crossing dog) but if you have a comical sex hangup and you also intend to be very public with it, please develop a thick enough skin that you don't utterly melt down over "why though"
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I don't want to kinkshame (I am lying, I want to kinkshame putting hooters on the Animal Crossing dog) but if you have a comical sex hangup and you also intend to be very public with it, please develop a thick enough skin that you don't utterly melt down over "why though"
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“Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website — maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination,” Root wrote.
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
“Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website — maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination,” Root wrote.
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A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Your profile picture is based on the idea that being queer, feminine, or cross-dressing is inherently humiliating.
Sit this one out.
Sit this one out.
January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Your profile picture is based on the idea that being queer, feminine, or cross-dressing is inherently humiliating.
Sit this one out.
Sit this one out.
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I disagree with this. There's got to be a minimum, "commercially reasonable" standard when it comes to the way your commercial software behaves. Same as with cybersecurity -- yes it's hard, yes hackers can always find a way in, but if the maker is negligent then they should be liable.
January 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I disagree with this. There's got to be a minimum, "commercially reasonable" standard when it comes to the way your commercial software behaves. Same as with cybersecurity -- yes it's hard, yes hackers can always find a way in, but if the maker is negligent then they should be liable.
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They murdered 40 civilians
STEPHANOPOULOS: Why wasn't congressional authorization necessary?
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
They murdered 40 civilians
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I can’t help but notice many of the people celebrating Maduro’s rendition to the United States are the same ones who were utterly outraged at the idea of Netanyahu facing justice at the International Criminal Court.
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I can’t help but notice many of the people celebrating Maduro’s rendition to the United States are the same ones who were utterly outraged at the idea of Netanyahu facing justice at the International Criminal Court.
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Anyone collaborating with us to make illegal content using the tools we created to make illegal content will face the same consequences as they would if they did it alone.
We will also face the same consequences as if they did it alone: none.
We will also face the same consequences as if they did it alone: none.
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Anyone collaborating with us to make illegal content using the tools we created to make illegal content will face the same consequences as they would if they did it alone.
We will also face the same consequences as if they did it alone: none.
We will also face the same consequences as if they did it alone: none.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
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Incredibly funny that this is the closest Matty Yglesias will ever get to admitting he was wrong about American empire. “Looks like that leftist was right. Like a fucking IDIOT”
January 4, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Incredibly funny that this is the closest Matty Yglesias will ever get to admitting he was wrong about American empire. “Looks like that leftist was right. Like a fucking IDIOT”