Kelly
@justkelly.bsky.social
ex-technologist and future lawyer. 2L at Cornell. she/her
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Kelly
@justkelly.bsky.social
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If you would like to help this family (Maribel's children who are still without their mom and caring for their baby brother), there is a GoFundMe here: www.gofundme.com/f/children-i...
He specifically commented on Karoline Leavitt’s mean little poorly-overlined lips?
Reading this and nodding thoughtfully
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
He specifically commented on Karoline Leavitt’s mean little poorly-overlined lips?
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
Omg there's a Luigi Mangione question on this practice exam. Unfairly distracting bc now I'm just thinking about how hot he is
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Omg there's a Luigi Mangione question on this practice exam. Unfairly distracting bc now I'm just thinking about how hot he is
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BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the government to restore Rümeysa Öztürk's SEVIS student record after it was wrongfully terminated in retaliation for exercising her freedom of speech.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the government to restore Rümeysa Öztürk's SEVIS student record after it was wrongfully terminated in retaliation for exercising her freedom of speech.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
I’m already mad about my exam tomorrow based on this practice exam and its answer key.
Prof in class: On the exam, only answer the question I ask.
Practice exam instructions: Only answer the question asked, do not waste time on additional analysis if the question doesn’t ask about it.
Prof in class: On the exam, only answer the question I ask.
Practice exam instructions: Only answer the question asked, do not waste time on additional analysis if the question doesn’t ask about it.
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m already mad about my exam tomorrow based on this practice exam and its answer key.
Prof in class: On the exam, only answer the question I ask.
Practice exam instructions: Only answer the question asked, do not waste time on additional analysis if the question doesn’t ask about it.
Prof in class: On the exam, only answer the question I ask.
Practice exam instructions: Only answer the question asked, do not waste time on additional analysis if the question doesn’t ask about it.
There’s no compose button on the bsky web UI?? How do I post from my laptop? I’m so confused.
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
There’s no compose button on the bsky web UI?? How do I post from my laptop? I’m so confused.
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New: A CBP agent in Charlotte wore Meta Ray Bans to an immigration raid and used it to record, based on photos shared with 404 Media. We've seen them wearing these glasses before but this is the first specific evidence we have of them recording
www.404media.co/border-patro...
www.404media.co/border-patro...
Border Patrol Agent Recorded Raid with Meta’s Ray-Ban Smart Glasses
New videos and photos shared with 404 Media show a Border Patrol agent wearing Meta Ray-Bans glasses with the recording light clearly on. This is despite a DHS ban on officers recording with personal ...
www.404media.co
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
New: A CBP agent in Charlotte wore Meta Ray Bans to an immigration raid and used it to record, based on photos shared with 404 Media. We've seen them wearing these glasses before but this is the first specific evidence we have of them recording
www.404media.co/border-patro...
www.404media.co/border-patro...
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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This is all out in the open, three years ago Instacart bought an AI-fueled price gouging machine to exploit willingness to pay.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This is all out in the open, three years ago Instacart bought an AI-fueled price gouging machine to exploit willingness to pay.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
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Instacart prices vary by 20% or more depending on the customer, despite buying the same item from the same store at the same time.
Instacart admits that customers are subject to "pricing tests."
Surveillance pricing is so much more pervasive than we know.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
Instacart admits that customers are subject to "pricing tests."
Surveillance pricing is so much more pervasive than we know.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
Same Product, Same Store, but on Instacart, Prices Might Differ
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Instacart prices vary by 20% or more depending on the customer, despite buying the same item from the same store at the same time.
Instacart admits that customers are subject to "pricing tests."
Surveillance pricing is so much more pervasive than we know.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
Instacart admits that customers are subject to "pricing tests."
Surveillance pricing is so much more pervasive than we know.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
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Hey y’all. My sister & I are facing an urgent housing crisis. Because of a major snowstorm, we haven’t been able to work, & now we can’t cover the full cost of our temporary housing for tomorrow. We’re doing everything we can to stay safe, warm, & stable, but we need help to get through this moment.
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hey y’all. My sister & I are facing an urgent housing crisis. Because of a major snowstorm, we haven’t been able to work, & now we can’t cover the full cost of our temporary housing for tomorrow. We’re doing everything we can to stay safe, warm, & stable, but we need help to get through this moment.
I have to take an Evidence final on Wednesday.
And yet I am not studying right this second. And instead I have the urge to do some advent of code exercises to see if I can still code.
What is WRONG with me
And yet I am not studying right this second. And instead I have the urge to do some advent of code exercises to see if I can still code.
What is WRONG with me
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I have to take an Evidence final on Wednesday.
And yet I am not studying right this second. And instead I have the urge to do some advent of code exercises to see if I can still code.
What is WRONG with me
And yet I am not studying right this second. And instead I have the urge to do some advent of code exercises to see if I can still code.
What is WRONG with me
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and perhaps little kitchenettes, where you can whip up some hot fish dinners to take aboard the plane
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
and perhaps little kitchenettes, where you can whip up some hot fish dinners to take aboard the plane
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“You’re the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place. A terrible reporter.”
Trump again attacks a Black female reporter, ABC’s Rachel Scott, for asking about releasing the full boat strike video - which he said he would do 5 days ago
And the other journalists stay silent🐔
Trump again attacks a Black female reporter, ABC’s Rachel Scott, for asking about releasing the full boat strike video - which he said he would do 5 days ago
And the other journalists stay silent🐔
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“You’re the most obnoxious reporter in the whole place. A terrible reporter.”
Trump again attacks a Black female reporter, ABC’s Rachel Scott, for asking about releasing the full boat strike video - which he said he would do 5 days ago
And the other journalists stay silent🐔
Trump again attacks a Black female reporter, ABC’s Rachel Scott, for asking about releasing the full boat strike video - which he said he would do 5 days ago
And the other journalists stay silent🐔
Is this why my insta feed is suddenly filled with videos of warm-ups at the “boy aquarium?”
(Apparently the way hockey players warm up their hip joints is to get on all fours and act like they’re fucking the ice)
(Apparently the way hockey players warm up their hip joints is to get on all fours and act like they’re fucking the ice)
People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Is this why my insta feed is suddenly filled with videos of warm-ups at the “boy aquarium?”
(Apparently the way hockey players warm up their hip joints is to get on all fours and act like they’re fucking the ice)
(Apparently the way hockey players warm up their hip joints is to get on all fours and act like they’re fucking the ice)
The majority of new “features” added to any web software exist because product developers (including designers and feature engineers) have to keep adding stuff to justify getting paid.
This includes AI.
This includes AI.
December 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The majority of new “features” added to any web software exist because product developers (including designers and feature engineers) have to keep adding stuff to justify getting paid.
This includes AI.
This includes AI.
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This is a totally made-up quote that I agree with 100%
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is a totally made-up quote that I agree with 100%
Your skin type changes as you age! As far as skincare, this means what worked for you in your 20s will likely NOT be the right way to care for your skin when you’re 40. For most people, your skin type over 40 is gonna be dry.
I say this bc I’ve bought the same products out of habit for too long!
I say this bc I’ve bought the same products out of habit for too long!
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Your skin type changes as you age! As far as skincare, this means what worked for you in your 20s will likely NOT be the right way to care for your skin when you’re 40. For most people, your skin type over 40 is gonna be dry.
I say this bc I’ve bought the same products out of habit for too long!
I say this bc I’ve bought the same products out of habit for too long!
This is hilarious. They mooted their own case at the same time they said they’re planning to appeal.
Voluntary resigning from a position at the same time you appeal the ruling kicking you out of the position is the kind of lawyering I expect from Alina Habba
Bafflingly, Bondi now says they're appealing. I have no idea whether the case is now moot or not. Kudos to Alina Habba, who has managed to make even a resignation confusing
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is hilarious. They mooted their own case at the same time they said they’re planning to appeal.
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Voluntary resigning from a position at the same time you appeal the ruling kicking you out of the position is the kind of lawyering I expect from Alina Habba
Bafflingly, Bondi now says they're appealing. I have no idea whether the case is now moot or not. Kudos to Alina Habba, who has managed to make even a resignation confusing
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Voluntary resigning from a position at the same time you appeal the ruling kicking you out of the position is the kind of lawyering I expect from Alina Habba
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Israeli National Security Minister Ben Gvir and other members of the Otzma Yehudit (Jewish Power) party wore golden noose-shaped pins to a Knesset National Security Committee meeting to discuss a bill to execute Palestinian detainees.
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Israeli National Security Minister Ben Gvir and other members of the Otzma Yehudit (Jewish Power) party wore golden noose-shaped pins to a Knesset National Security Committee meeting to discuss a bill to execute Palestinian detainees.
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
Has Sean Duffy ever used an airport in his life
I’ve always said there isn’t enough B.O. on planes
I’ve always said there isn’t enough B.O. on planes
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Has Sean Duffy ever used an airport in his life
I’ve always said there isn’t enough B.O. on planes
I’ve always said there isn’t enough B.O. on planes
HE LOVES ME 🥹🥹🥹🥹
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
HE LOVES ME 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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During ratification of the 14th Amendment, senators discussed whether the Citizenship Clause would apply to the children of immigrants and resoundingly concluded that it did. The text and history all point in one direction and the counter-arguments are patently fraudulent. I am going to lose my mind
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
During ratification of the 14th Amendment, senators discussed whether the Citizenship Clause would apply to the children of immigrants and resoundingly concluded that it did. The text and history all point in one direction and the counter-arguments are patently fraudulent. I am going to lose my mind