Bri 👅
@tinysodacans.bsky.social
All my friends are heathens, make it so. |-/ 🖖🏼
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Might do a daily random two word phrase created by dragging my finger all over the keyboard.
January 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Might do a daily random two word phrase created by dragging my finger all over the keyboard.
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couldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi
January 28, 2026 at 2:32 AM
couldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi
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please stop messaging me that greg bovino is stepping down due to complications from his rib removal surgery
January 27, 2026 at 2:43 AM
please stop messaging me that greg bovino is stepping down due to complications from his rib removal surgery
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BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
January 27, 2026 at 1:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
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why are you blue?
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 PM
why are you blue?
I love it when I take a nap and it doesn’t help at all. Ooh, ow, my bones hurt! 😄
January 26, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I love it when I take a nap and it doesn’t help at all. Ooh, ow, my bones hurt! 😄
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Not even their dogs are safe from the obviously fake receipt thing
January 26, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Not even their dogs are safe from the obviously fake receipt thing
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this account’s reply history is all stuff like “signal? minneapolis anti-ice signal?” until you go back far enough and it suddenly takes a turn
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
this account’s reply history is all stuff like “signal? minneapolis anti-ice signal?” until you go back far enough and it suddenly takes a turn
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In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram
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does this really seem like the behavior of a 5d chess brainlord with a perfect plan to rig fifty elections at once
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
does this really seem like the behavior of a 5d chess brainlord with a perfect plan to rig fifty elections at once
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running around a loud chuck e. cheese yelling "PLEASE STOP! MY IQ!!!"
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
running around a loud chuck e. cheese yelling "PLEASE STOP! MY IQ!!!"
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Pink Floyd bot is ice-posting
“Icy wind of night be gone this is not your domain”
Grantchester Meadows - Ummagumma
Grantchester Meadows - Ummagumma
January 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Pink Floyd bot is ice-posting
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I love wearing multiple jackets. Whenever I take them off, I feel like I’m the door sequence from MST3K.
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I love wearing multiple jackets. Whenever I take them off, I feel like I’m the door sequence from MST3K.
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When your dog demands to go into his favorite bookstore
January 24, 2026 at 1:33 AM
When your dog demands to go into his favorite bookstore
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Replacing a citronella bark collar, found one for dogs that bark lightning
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Replacing a citronella bark collar, found one for dogs that bark lightning
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It’s whiskey friday
January 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It’s whiskey friday
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That is a lot of different colors for a guy to be
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 AM
That is a lot of different colors for a guy to be
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In the Nintendo Switch version of Super Mario Galaxy, the ending can now be seen in a higher resolution. This reveals that two Toads that appeared to be running joyfully around a statue before are actually gliding around the statue in T-poses.
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In the Nintendo Switch version of Super Mario Galaxy, the ending can now be seen in a higher resolution. This reveals that two Toads that appeared to be running joyfully around a statue before are actually gliding around the statue in T-poses.