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Bri 👅
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All my friends are heathens, make it so. |-/ 🖖🏼

(He/Him)
Deserved.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Reposted by Bri 👅
Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you told me in 2012 that I was going to be posting about scrotum online someday, I’d say, “Wow.”
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Scrotum: Is It In You?
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Scrotum: The Only Way to Protect Your F-150 from Rain and Snow.
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Scrotum: Now Available In Nacho Cheese. 🧀
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Cookie.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
*pops up from well*
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
According to some people in the replies, it had a horrible aftertaste.

Now that’s how you actually get people interested in trying it!
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My favorite thing about this image is that they never even tell the person to stand up or anything like that. They just did that on their own, I guess.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I think the thing I hated the most was Calibri being the new default font, but now I realize it’s perfect. Times New Roman is in a lot of places, so it blends in, but Calibri is so tied to Microsoft Office that it immediately stands out and reminds you to pick another font.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM