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Cookie.
That’s right, cookie. Not cookies, cookie. A big bag with one cookie in it. (From Everybody Hates Chris.)
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Cockroach eating a little Krabby Patty.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Peter Griffin saying, “Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!” to Glenn Quagmire, except Quagmire’s head has been replaced by the teddy bear’s.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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wow
Green stick figure whose head looks like it says “wow”.
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I know this is from a chain restaurant and you can get it anywhere, but fuck it, it started in Cheyenne.

(I will concede that we have no culture.)
An ad for 2 for $5 meat and potatoes burritos at Taco John’s.
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Bag of Barnum’s Animals crackers featuring Sulley and Mike running away from the animals.
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Crayola out here asking the important questions.
Crayola Goo display box that says, “What’s in Your GOO!?”
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I guess my Halloween costume for next year is sorted.
Plastic bag covering a urinal. The bag is full of pee.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Makes sense. A frightened human is much easier to control than a frightened horse.

Also, someone got a tattoo of it?
Tattoo of the Horsey Horseless by Sara Mortier (@sara.mort.tattoo on Instagram).
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Me when a new version of software comes out and I’m stuck using the old one because my hardware is old:
An old monitor where the phrase “please wait” is visibly burned in while it is turned off.
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Guys, should I get the Wyoming Nirvana shirt?
Nirvana smile logo shirt, but the word “Nirvana” is replaced with “Wyoming” and the eyes are replaced with the Bucking Horse and Rider.
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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My brain when I’m supposed to get up in the morning and take a shower:
Screenshot of the “do nothing forever” attack.
October 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I remember this gem in particular.
Book called Canadian Federal Election, 1867. It has a photo of the American flag and a badge proudly proclaiming, “High Quality Content by WIKIPEDIA articles!”
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Just looked through all my galleries and picked what I thought was the funniest one.
Gallery called Twitter, with 1,472(!) photos. The cover photo is a picture of a sign that says, “The N Word Is NEIGHBOR Try Being One… It Makes You Feel Good!” There’s also a thin blue line sticker on it that just says, “THANK YOU”.
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Squidward holding out his tentacle from behind curtains.
October 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Jesus standing on a McDonald’s tray. He’s leaning on a Happy Meal box and standing on a bag of apple slices. Also, both the meal and Jesus are little toys, and Jesus has the phrase “Jesus ❤️ You” written on Him.
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Thanks for asking, guys.
Spam text from some Democratic party thing. It says: “We're asking 1 MILLION Americans: How would you describe Donald Trump in ONE word? Answer by midnight >> m.dscc.org/l/PrsjOG - DSCC Stop2End” I typed “Bootylicious” in the reply box, but did not hit send.
October 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Thinking about creating a Museum of Objects That Make You Die. It’ll contain things like this:
Two minute and 34 second long audio clip from Wikipedia labeled “Stephen Miller’s voice”.
October 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Oh, I was wondering what that was all about.
Photo of Jimmy Wales. Below him is the text: “Wikipedia was just a dream. October 8: Readers in the United states deserve an explanation.”
October 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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You Absolute Moron brand tomato soup.
October 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Ah, yes. The Nutjacker.
Giant nutcracker with a jack-o’-lantern head.
October 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I finally got this one to upload after editing it. I wonder if it’s an iCloud thing. Unless you don’t have an iPhone, in which case, I don’t know.
September 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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The text “did you know? When the man for the McDonalds asked and had the mayonnaise and the employee when and the put on the side burger and not when how when the picture was taken it was mayonnaise and the McDonalds” Below that is a burger that has clearly been violated with a giant glob of mayonnaise. Like, it’s just bread and mayonnaise, man. You can’t even see any burger in there at all. What the fuck?
September 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I left one of those in the toilet the other day.
Sticker on a Blurryface record that says: “EXCLUSIVE Burgundy Splatter Only at Walmart Save money. Live better”
September 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM