Sanjay Srivastava
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I’m a reasonable man, get off my case.
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Who could have seen that coming?
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Who could have seen that coming?
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Fish are being thrown from one person to another all over Seattle right now!
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Fish are being thrown from one person to another all over Seattle right now!
Seattle lit up in blue and green
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Seattle lit up in blue and green
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Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
Fireworks in Seattle started IMMEDIATELY. Go Hawks!
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Fireworks in Seattle started IMMEDIATELY. Go Hawks!
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two super bowls in a row with drake getting slammed
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
two super bowls in a row with drake getting slammed
Coming up: 20 minutes of Bluesky yelling "Bad Bunny is an American citizen" to people who already know
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Coming up: 20 minutes of Bluesky yelling "Bad Bunny is an American citizen" to people who already know
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the main thing I have to say about this game so far is that "Sam Darnold" sounds like it came from this list
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
the main thing I have to say about this game so far is that "Sam Darnold" sounds like it came from this list
Every Seattlite opening a can of special occasion cheese today
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Every Seattlite opening a can of special occasion cheese today
Brandi Carlile fucking rules
February 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Brandi Carlile fucking rules
Seahawks really deserve a better Chris
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Seahawks really deserve a better Chris
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American Idiot played at the Super Bowl in 2026. No notes.
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
American Idiot played at the Super Bowl in 2026. No notes.
Every time I make guacamole, my friend the hand surgeon appears like some kind of Force Ghost reminding me to put the avocado down on the cutting board
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Every time I make guacamole, my friend the hand surgeon appears like some kind of Force Ghost reminding me to put the avocado down on the cutting board
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You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
You non-sports fans have to understand that for people who are really into pro football, today is basically their Super Bowl
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respect to the couple in seahawks gear buying a huge bottle of kirkland signature vodka and a rotisserie chicken just after costco opened
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
respect to the couple in seahawks gear buying a huge bottle of kirkland signature vodka and a rotisserie chicken just after costco opened
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This was from October and boy does it feel like the stakes have increased since then. Looking forward to this.
Thoughts on Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl and why it matters
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
This was from October and boy does it feel like the stakes have increased since then. Looking forward to this.
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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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Cut to Miss Piggy karate chopping the keynote speaker for being in the Epstein files
I'd watch a muppet show movie where the muppets infiltrate an academic conference.
February 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Cut to Miss Piggy karate chopping the keynote speaker for being in the Epstein files
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concept: a feed that's For You for N minutes, after which it shows you increasingly Not For You posts to get you to log off
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
concept: a feed that's For You for N minutes, after which it shows you increasingly Not For You posts to get you to log off
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This cannot be reformed.
HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today.
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Five-Year-Old Liam Ramos Is In His Asylum Hearing Right Now
www.huffpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This cannot be reformed.
This administration thinks that backing down from anything is a sign of weakness that will be exploited.
Would be cool to see some of their political opponents prove them right
Would be cool to see some of their political opponents prove them right
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This administration thinks that backing down from anything is a sign of weakness that will be exploited.
Would be cool to see some of their political opponents prove them right
Would be cool to see some of their political opponents prove them right