Sanjay Srivastava
@sanjaysrivastava.com
I’m a reasonable man, get off my case.
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If I was Jared Goff I would try turning over the ball less
December 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If I was Jared Goff I would try turning over the ball less
And a very traditional Lions Christmas to all
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And a very traditional Lions Christmas to all
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"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 AM
"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
Telling your buddy to kiss his wife for you, as one does
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Telling your buddy to kiss his wife for you, as one does
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up there with this classic:
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odysseus: we now set out on our odyssey.
sailor: [raising hand] what's an odyssey?
odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor.
sailor: oh ok wait what.
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December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
up there with this classic:
I hardly even know her man
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I hardly even know her man
December 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
SUFS is doing critical work (and @cdelawalla.bsky.social is a force of nature). Give if you can!
🤔 DID YOU KNOW?
The Stand Up for Science Foundation is now registered on Fidelity Charitable!
This means you can make tax-deductible donations (even anon!) to SUFS...it's quick, easy, and secure.
Cap off your year end giving by supporting the fight for science!
@standupforscience.bsky.social
The Stand Up for Science Foundation is now registered on Fidelity Charitable!
This means you can make tax-deductible donations (even anon!) to SUFS...it's quick, easy, and secure.
Cap off your year end giving by supporting the fight for science!
@standupforscience.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
SUFS is doing critical work (and @cdelawalla.bsky.social is a force of nature). Give if you can!
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The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees
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It almost looks like he killed the Stanford tree and skinned it and is wearing it as a pelt
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It almost looks like he killed the Stanford tree and skinned it and is wearing it as a pelt
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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This smells distinctly like collider bias and/or selection bias and/or regression to the mean... You simply can't select teen prodigies, and world class athletes rom databases, and go run regressions without serious consideration of the selection process!
"Most top achievers (Nobel laureates and world-class musicians, athletes, chess players) demonstrated lower performance than many peers during their early years. Across the highest adult performance, peak performance is negatively correlated with early performance" www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Recent discoveries on the acquisition of the highest levels of human performance
Scientists have long debated the origins of exceptional human achievements. This literature review summarizes recent evidence from multiple domains on the acquisition of world-class performance. We re...
www.science.org
December 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This smells distinctly like collider bias and/or selection bias and/or regression to the mean... You simply can't select teen prodigies, and world class athletes rom databases, and go run regressions without serious consideration of the selection process!
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How do Seahawks fans live like this
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
How do Seahawks fans live like this
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The Seahawks are now 1-172 all time when trailing by more than 15 points in the 4th quarter
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The Seahawks are now 1-172 all time when trailing by more than 15 points in the 4th quarter
This but for Sam Darnold specifically
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This but for Sam Darnold specifically
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Sam Darnold is French for “Sam of Arnold”
January 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sam Darnold is French for “Sam of Arnold”
Please make it more guys
Looks like we may have our answer to “Which half are the Seahawks going to score all their points in?”
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Please make it more guys
Looks like we may have our answer to “Which half are the Seahawks going to score all their points in?”
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Looks like we may have our answer to “Which half are the Seahawks going to score all their points in?”
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If Zach Charbonnet doesn’t start a wine cooler business when he retires, what are we even doing here
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If Zach Charbonnet doesn’t start a wine cooler business when he retires, what are we even doing here
One of the shitty things about being a moderately online parent in These Times is how every other week I have to do background research on another dirtbag with 5 million Twitch followers so I can have a conversation with my kid
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
One of the shitty things about being a moderately online parent in These Times is how every other week I have to do background research on another dirtbag with 5 million Twitch followers so I can have a conversation with my kid
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Christian Bejays
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Christian Bejays
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
My favorite small detail in Pluribus is the way they're mining repetition-comedy out of Carol listening to the full recorded message every time she calls in
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My favorite small detail in Pluribus is the way they're mining repetition-comedy out of Carol listening to the full recorded message every time she calls in
[hands someone my beer]
Hear me out guys: "Many Adversaries"
Hear me out guys: "Many Adversaries"
Watch out many-analyst/many-labs. There's a new kid on the block. Seems "adversarial collaboration" is the hip new thing to do in 2026.
🚨 Now out in Psych Science 🚨
We report an adversarial collaboration (with @donandrewmoore.bsky.social) testing whether overconfidence is genuinely a trait
The paper was led by Jabin Binnendyk & Sophia Li (who is fantastic and on the job market!) Free copy here: journals.sagepub.com/eprint/7JIYS...
We report an adversarial collaboration (with @donandrewmoore.bsky.social) testing whether overconfidence is genuinely a trait
The paper was led by Jabin Binnendyk & Sophia Li (who is fantastic and on the job market!) Free copy here: journals.sagepub.com/eprint/7JIYS...
December 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
[hands someone my beer]
Hear me out guys: "Many Adversaries"
Hear me out guys: "Many Adversaries"