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Sanjay Srivastava
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I’m a reasonable man, get off my case.

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Dave Portnoy is a deeply unpleasant person, and in that sense is the perfect spokesman for sports betting
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"and an otherwise normal life" made me chuckle
Trump un-endorses Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Kudos to the Catholic Church for finally taking the opposite side of something from pedophiles
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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It's exploding whale of Florence, Oregon day! Everybody shout hooray!

youtu.be/V6CLumsir34
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Free sociolinguistics paper outta the replies, you're welcome
What is your name for this dish and where did you grow up?
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What is your name for this dish and where did you grow up?
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Dems In Really Shitty Array
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Welp
I have literally never seen Bluesky this happy
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Last election was as much or more about "everything sucks, throw out all the incumbents" than about the winner's actual agenda, and if everything still sucks next time, the architects of this cave-in are going to learn that firsthand
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
They’re playing Born in the USA to honor veterans at Lumen Field
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If Zach Charbonnet doesn’t start a wine cooler business when he retires, what are we even doing here
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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The Seahawks offense has finally outscored the Seahawks defense, this one's going down to the wire
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ironically, if they increase their list of demands every time they get rejected, they'll just look better each time.

How about we extend health care?
No.

Then how about we extend health care and feed people?
No.

Okay so about health care, feed people, and get everyone to Thanksgiving on time?
No.
Guys I don’t think that Schumer thinks the GOP will take the deal, that’s why he’s offering it in public
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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people keep calling sandwich guy a "hero" but it's actually spelled "gyro"
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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[second hand store]

me: do you have any minute hands?
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Prediction: Social psychologists will still insist that the book's thesis is valid, thereby ironically validating its thesis
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Saw a thing about how Mamdani’s Mamdani because of his humanities degree and can we please gently retire this discourse because I don’t want to have to think about Peter Thiel any more than is necessary
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I feel like I'm supposed to be smoking a cigarette right now
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
98 days until pitchers and catchers report
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This presidential campaign kickoff speech sure is impressive
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Let tonight be known as the Snooze Alarm uprising
Woke 2 has arrived.
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
lol
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM