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Sanjay Srivastava
@sanjaysrivastava.com
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I’m a reasonable man, get off my case.

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What is your name for this dish and where did you grow up?
A skillet with piece of bread with a hole cut out of the middle, and an egg frying in the hole.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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A Mamdani-style campaign sign: "Leopards for Democratic Senators' Faces."
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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lol
A Google Trends plot showing a spike in searches for "eugene debs"
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Stay away from Seattle, they said. It never stops raining, they said
A paved trail passes under trees with red and orange leaves. A poster of a cartoon frog with the caption “Resist.” A railroad drawbridge is up over a canal. A statue of a figure holding a colorful disc above its head.
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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The drink’s called the Candyman and the mirror is 🧑‍🍳😘
A drink with a small mirror, yours truly looking back at the camera
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Why no one could hear him calling for help
A mime mimes shouting
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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A poster for "The Long Walk" but it's "The Long Baseball Game"
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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"My God... It's full of innings"
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I don't even know what to do with this
According to the Justice Department manual, settlements of claims against the department for more than $4 million “must be approved by the deputy attorney general or associate attorney general,” meaning the person who oversees the agency’s civil division. The current deputy attorney general, Mr. Blanche, served as Mr. Trump’s lead criminal defense lawyer and said at his confirmation hearing in February that his attorney-client relationship with the president continued. The chief of the department’s civil division, Stanley Woodward Jr., represented Mr. Trump’s co-defendant, Walt Nauta, in the classified documents case. Mr. Woodward has also represented a number of other Trump aides, including Mr. Patel, in investigations related to Mr. Trump or the Capitol riot on Jan. 6, 2021.
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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New favorite sign just dropped
Dear ICE, oli-gargle my brown balls (goddamn nazi scum)
October 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Seattle Times rn
Protest coverage at the top of the home page of the Seattle Times
October 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Greetings from No Kings Seattle
I love dick. I love taters. Not dictators I am quite upset about this whole situation. Proud to live in a sanctuary city. Eggs are so expensive because all the chickens are in DC
October 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Left panel: A woman scrunches her face. The text reads: "What if the bluesky users who respond to everything earnestly and literally don't block them." Right panel: A woman looks like she's heard an interesting idea. The same text appears above.
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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🤷🚫
The Homeland Security profile page with the text "User Blocked." The White House profile page with the text "User Blocked."
October 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Whenever I show up with a host gift I hear this in my head
"I come by to give present for warming house"
October 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Tis the season, motherfuckers
A man (me) sips coffee from a mug that says "It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers."
September 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky
A cartoon dog sits on a chair while flames lick in the background.
September 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
Lloyd and Harry from Dumb and Dumber, dressed in their finest formalwear.
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I want to understand how the word "potentially" got in there, because right in the very same sentence it says they killed people. Because what it feels like is that on a purely factual basis they should have just said "violent campaign" but got squeamish about telling the truth
"The Trump administration declared the start of a new and potentially violent campaign against Venezuelan cartels on Wednesday, defending a deadly U.S. military strike on a boat that officials said was carrying drugs even as specialists in the law of war questioned the legality of the attack."
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Packed house at the @standupforscience.bsky.social event at @burkebrewing.bsky.social in Seattle
A crowd listens to a scientist speak in a brewery.
August 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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High today in Seattle is 82 but Blue Owl gets it
An email from Blue Owl with the subject line “Flannel Season is Here”
August 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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What 90s academic rebellion looked like
An old-ass Xerox copy machine
August 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Someone hit our parked car. It’s going to the body shop tomorrow. But right now I’m the guy driving the smashed up car held together with duct tape. And let me tell you, it Gets Looks
August 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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The "Is this a?" meme. The man is captioned "Perfectly intelligent people", the butterfly is captioned "Your best shitposts", and the bottom caption reads "Is this breaking news?"
August 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Shot tonight on an evening walk...
August 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM