As predicted by people on X, Cartland bought his own books on Amazon to get to number 1. It’s hilarious and desperate and now he’s trying to flog them as signed copies (again as predicted) 🤭😂
As predicted by people on X, Cartland bought his own books on Amazon to get to number 1. It’s hilarious and desperate and now he’s trying to flog them as signed copies (again as predicted) 🤭😂
"It should be you doing this."
"Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark."
"That's not why you were invented."
"These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise."
"They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them."
"Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."
"It should be you doing this."
"Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark."
"That's not why you were invented."
"These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise."
"They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them."
"Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."
One of my favourite embassy reports. The UK ambassador in East Berlin reporting in after the fall of the Wall...
One of my favourite embassy reports. The UK ambassador in East Berlin reporting in after the fall of the Wall...
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