Floofy
@floofytyrant.bsky.social
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Floofy
@floofytyrant.bsky.social
· Aug 24
When begged to retake the throne of the Roman Empire Diocletian responded: "If you could see the cabbages that I planted with my own hands, you would not suggest that I exchange the peace and happiness of this place for the storms of a never-satisfied greed".
Keeping it classy with an alcoholic apple cider in a superman cup, Winnie the Pooh pyjamas, and dragon academy smut. Happy Boxing Day. 😁
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Keeping it classy with an alcoholic apple cider in a superman cup, Winnie the Pooh pyjamas, and dragon academy smut. Happy Boxing Day. 😁
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Something else that will be a little bit triggering for racists, my favourite thing. #auspol #AlwaysWasAlwaysWillBe
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Something else that will be a little bit triggering for racists, my favourite thing. #auspol #AlwaysWasAlwaysWillBe
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Normally, I would keep this private. But I make an exception.
2025 was the worst year of my personal and public lives.
2025 was the worst year of my personal and public lives.
December 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Normally, I would keep this private. But I make an exception.
2025 was the worst year of my personal and public lives.
2025 was the worst year of my personal and public lives.
Achilles does not enjoy being a Christmas elf.
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Achilles does not enjoy being a Christmas elf.
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
How I’m turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
After a lovely Christmas lunch with family, I’m finishing Christmas off the right way. In bed, with a book and a coffee. Good night all! x
December 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
After a lovely Christmas lunch with family, I’m finishing Christmas off the right way. In bed, with a book and a coffee. Good night all! x
Yeah I watch Willow for the plot.
The plot: 👀
The plot: 👀
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Yeah I watch Willow for the plot.
The plot: 👀
The plot: 👀
Christmas lunch at Yiayia’s house. 🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Christmas lunch at Yiayia’s house. 🎄❤️
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2025 is coming to an end! These are
some of our film highlights this year...
some of our film highlights this year...
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
2025 is coming to an end! These are
some of our film highlights this year...
some of our film highlights this year...
Menstruating during Christmas is a new kind of hell I didn’t think I’d have to experience and yet, here we are.
a cartoon character with an angry face is sitting at a desk
ALT: a cartoon character with an angry face is sitting at a desk
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Menstruating during Christmas is a new kind of hell I didn’t think I’d have to experience and yet, here we are.
When you’re in line at the butcher on Christmas Eve and the smug bastards ahead of you leave with their orders with a triumphant grin on their faces. I’m ready to fight everyone today.
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When you’re in line at the butcher on Christmas Eve and the smug bastards ahead of you leave with their orders with a triumphant grin on their faces. I’m ready to fight everyone today.
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I would be over the moon if MP Mark Butler lists Tirzepatide on the PBS au.news.yahoo.com/weight-loss-...
Weight loss drugs could get cheaper from next year
The government is considering expanding taxpayer subsidies for Ozempic-style drugs, despite concerns about possible side-effects.
au.news.yahoo.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I would be over the moon if MP Mark Butler lists Tirzepatide on the PBS au.news.yahoo.com/weight-loss-...
I’ve plunged headfirst into the world of Fourth Wing and it’s going to be my entire personality for at least the next two months. God damn it, BookTok has done it again.
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I’ve plunged headfirst into the world of Fourth Wing and it’s going to be my entire personality for at least the next two months. God damn it, BookTok has done it again.
Why do people at shopping centres during Christmas turn into aliens that have never roamed the earth before? They just stop in the middle of walkways or a family with a pram and trolley decides to take up an entire walkway. This is why I become a hermit during this time of year.
a green monster with the words `` the audacity '' written on the bottom
ALT: a green monster with the words `` the audacity '' written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Why do people at shopping centres during Christmas turn into aliens that have never roamed the earth before? They just stop in the middle of walkways or a family with a pram and trolley decides to take up an entire walkway. This is why I become a hermit during this time of year.
At the nail salon a girl was unhappy with the shade of pink she chose. She was mulling over changing it. When it was done I told her how lovely the colour was & that it suited her complexion, & it really did suit her. She kept it. The little things can give someone a boost of confidence & happiness.
December 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
At the nail salon a girl was unhappy with the shade of pink she chose. She was mulling over changing it. When it was done I told her how lovely the colour was & that it suited her complexion, & it really did suit her. She kept it. The little things can give someone a boost of confidence & happiness.
I may or may not have told my nail tech to explode girly pop Christmas onto my nails.
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I may or may not have told my nail tech to explode girly pop Christmas onto my nails.
What tf is wrong with people? The new trend on TikTok is to burn a piece of paper towel on top of an open can of sardines to “smoke” them. Yay for ingesting carcinogens. You could just put the sardines in a pan or in the oven for a couple of minutes. If these children are our future we’re so fucked.
December 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
What tf is wrong with people? The new trend on TikTok is to burn a piece of paper towel on top of an open can of sardines to “smoke” them. Yay for ingesting carcinogens. You could just put the sardines in a pan or in the oven for a couple of minutes. If these children are our future we’re so fucked.
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BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
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I'm a bit believer in treating fraud like fraud. If someone submits *anything*, *anywhere* and it contains stuff that's fabricated, you should treat it the same whether they sat down and consciously made up lies with their own keyboard or if they outsourced it to a text generation program
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm a bit believer in treating fraud like fraud. If someone submits *anything*, *anywhere* and it contains stuff that's fabricated, you should treat it the same whether they sat down and consciously made up lies with their own keyboard or if they outsourced it to a text generation program
Saturday night at the drive-in. Going to see Avatar: Fire & Ash.
December 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Saturday night at the drive-in. Going to see Avatar: Fire & Ash.
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This is about all protest and all free expression, from here on out. Our establishment knows social discontent will only grow as the climate worsens, the slaughters continue, and the rich extract harder. They're not fixing anything, and they don't want you to be able to resist.
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is about all protest and all free expression, from here on out. Our establishment knows social discontent will only grow as the climate worsens, the slaughters continue, and the rich extract harder. They're not fixing anything, and they don't want you to be able to resist.
Made a Christmas decoration
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Made a Christmas decoration
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Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.