Thurlinda found her Flamingo.
@tickystacky.bsky.social
Stuff starts out not making sense, so I sensitize it. 🏳️⚧️
How do YOU flamingo?
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How do YOU flamingo?
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Did you know there are bugs living on your face 24/7?! Try looking at your face under a microscope sometime! Anyway, we've been moving out of our apartment and I tried locking my boyfriend in a storage unit but he made his way back like cats do. I found out our storage unit doesn't have a ceiling.
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I’m forgetting what you did last summer ooh hang on don’t tell me
September 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I’m forgetting what you did last summer ooh hang on don’t tell me
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Oh, probably just collapse into a pile of goo, you?
September 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Oh, probably just collapse into a pile of goo, you?
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Homemade drying rack getting kinda full
September 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Homemade drying rack getting kinda full
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My dog sleeps 23 hours of the day so that she'll be really energetic when the Vikings invade.
September 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My dog sleeps 23 hours of the day so that she'll be really energetic when the Vikings invade.
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After careful consideration, I've decided to win the lottery.
September 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
After careful consideration, I've decided to win the lottery.
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Ever get stuck appreciating the mouth feel of a word? Like, ameliorate, ameliorate, ameliorate. Delicious.
September 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ever get stuck appreciating the mouth feel of a word? Like, ameliorate, ameliorate, ameliorate. Delicious.
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Why is oversight the opposite of overlooking
September 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Why is oversight the opposite of overlooking
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A peek through the rain clouds
September 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
A peek through the rain clouds
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Can't. I have six tries to find a hidden five-letter word.
September 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Can't. I have six tries to find a hidden five-letter word.
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A conclave of rubber ducks meets in the deep woods once every decade to discuss their centuries long anthropological study of the human race.
#TinyStories
#TinyStories
September 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A conclave of rubber ducks meets in the deep woods once every decade to discuss their centuries long anthropological study of the human race.
#TinyStories
#TinyStories
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If you stand outside under the full moon with a Tootsie pop upheld in each hand, an owl or two will come to answer life's biggest mysteries, or give you winning lottery numbers...or just steal the suckers and fly away. It's a toss-up. Owls are unpredictable creatures.
September 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If you stand outside under the full moon with a Tootsie pop upheld in each hand, an owl or two will come to answer life's biggest mysteries, or give you winning lottery numbers...or just steal the suckers and fly away. It's a toss-up. Owls are unpredictable creatures.
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stagflation is when we don't have enough doe
*angrily slamming the encyclopedia Britannica through a glass table* stagflation has NOTHING to do with deer!
September 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
stagflation is when we don't have enough doe
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My skeets are rare and hard to catch, like a really cool butterfly or a tropical disease
September 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My skeets are rare and hard to catch, like a really cool butterfly or a tropical disease
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SHIIIT - where's my phone??
September 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
SHIIIT - where's my phone??
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Ammonia and salmonella would be beautiful names for twin girls who are also mortal enemies
September 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ammonia and salmonella would be beautiful names for twin girls who are also mortal enemies
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When you're floating up in an abduction ray it's like you have all the time in your world to wonder "is this a notification"
September 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When you're floating up in an abduction ray it's like you have all the time in your world to wonder "is this a notification"
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Whenever anyone mentions cranking hog I picture them winding up a big pig's tail like they're powering up an old model-T
September 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Whenever anyone mentions cranking hog I picture them winding up a big pig's tail like they're powering up an old model-T
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That weird space left by a deleted word is where I live
August 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
That weird space left by a deleted word is where I live
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More like...like ewww.
Now, a message from Julie Lavender Menace:
Instead of running back to his beloved church, Rev. Dr. Ravenscrof is vacationing in Hawaii. Don't fret, my pets. The Menaces are here for you. We'll have s'mores and two hours of rigorous Bible study. God bless.
Instead of running back to his beloved church, Rev. Dr. Ravenscrof is vacationing in Hawaii. Don't fret, my pets. The Menaces are here for you. We'll have s'mores and two hours of rigorous Bible study. God bless.
September 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
More like...like ewww.
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Chugging canola oil for its calming effect.
September 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Chugging canola oil for its calming effect.
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If you’ve ever felt cursed—congratulations. You’ve been chosen. You’re the only one who can break it.
September 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
If you’ve ever felt cursed—congratulations. You’ve been chosen. You’re the only one who can break it.