thestuckduck.bsky.social
@thestuckduck.bsky.social
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Anyone: How are you?
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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OMG. Apple is Catholic.
In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I only have 1 thing that has to be done today and I DO NOT WANT to do the thing
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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I would rather watch a fragment of underdone potato for two hours
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Whole house to clean, birthday cake to bake, dinner to make ...

And I'm between audiobooks
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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YOU NEED TO START OFF POSTS LIKE THIS BY SAYING THE PERSON IS ALIVE AND OK
Sir David Attenborough, the British documentarian and naturalist, became the oldest person to win a Daytime Emmy on Friday at age 99. He beat the record set last year by Dick Van Dyke. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/a...
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When the whiskey starts to taste like it's time to fight people about Britney Spears
October 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Has anyone else found Crave to be incredibly shitty lately? Like weeks of lagging and spinning wheels
October 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Certain celebrity deaths are harder to process than others because the person in question was so full of life and creativity and originality that you just assume it's never going to end.
October 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I just made *no exaggeration* the BEST gravy I've ever had
October 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I’m rewatching “True Blood” and I forgot that HBO used to be so slutty. What a time.
October 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Remember being drunk and posting to livejournal? How fun was that??
September 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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reading a book about how to be an effective father and literally nowhere in this book does it describe how to walk behind a sofa as if you are going down a flight of stairs
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I’m just a librarian, standing in front of some Brontë fans, telling them there will always be terrible book to movie adaptations and you don’t have to watch them.
September 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I have been researching seed-oil psychos for Maintenance Phase and I love how they occasionally show signs of self-awareness
August 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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We should ban cars on Halloween every year and expand from there
August 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
August 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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i think the correct way to think about the lonely boy question is not "how do we reach out to incels?" but "how do we make sure that a teenage boy looking for romantic advice isn't flooded with right-wing propaganda?"
August 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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ok I decided to actually read up a bit on the Epstein case and my initial takeaway is that a great way to protect women and children from sexual predation would be to prosecute white collar crime
July 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
July 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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this is one of my ultimate “could never get away with this today” movies

genuinely an impeccable way to teach kids that poverty is an artificial social construct and the cops use violence to enforce it

also Friar Tuck is one of cinema’s greatest Catholics I am serious
“keep politics out of kids movies”

disney in 1973:
July 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM