JLaw, not Trisolaran
@thesamedevice.bsky.social
was/is/shall ever be
one (1) human, one (1) Steely Dan t shirt
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy 🥉/downstate NY->Philly
one (1) human, one (1) Steely Dan t shirt
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy 🥉/downstate NY->Philly
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FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME, STOP USING THE FUCKING R WORD. YOU ARE NOT IN EIGHTH GRADE IN 1995, AND YOU *ARE* AN ABLEIST SHIT.
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Segregation isn't new or anything. It's just okay, legally speaking. Considered good, now, perhaps? By shitheels in charge and shitheels who love them. Cool cool cool
This is the second account - the first being in Chicago - of DHS agents mass detaining people and then *sorting them by race*.
More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Segregation isn't new or anything. It's just okay, legally speaking. Considered good, now, perhaps? By shitheels in charge and shitheels who love them. Cool cool cool
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i made this one a few years ago
February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
i made this one a few years ago
Going to become a weaker Joker the next time I see LOL TACO in reference to the president, who sucks shit.
Yall taunting him because he's not following through on some of his evil plans are fucking dipshits who would embarrass a pudding cup for your baby brain ass humor
Yall taunting him because he's not following through on some of his evil plans are fucking dipshits who would embarrass a pudding cup for your baby brain ass humor
February 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Going to become a weaker Joker the next time I see LOL TACO in reference to the president, who sucks shit.
Yall taunting him because he's not following through on some of his evil plans are fucking dipshits who would embarrass a pudding cup for your baby brain ass humor
Yall taunting him because he's not following through on some of his evil plans are fucking dipshits who would embarrass a pudding cup for your baby brain ass humor
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SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
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But yeah, super common for older people to be like "my dumb bible name is boring as hell, I'm one of 12 Johns in my year, so I've decided that everyone will call me Budd from now on" and people just shrugged and called them Budd and nobody has called them anything else for 50+ years since.
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
But yeah, super common for older people to be like "my dumb bible name is boring as hell, I'm one of 12 Johns in my year, so I've decided that everyone will call me Budd from now on" and people just shrugged and called them Budd and nobody has called them anything else for 50+ years since.
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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Sign of a healing world: baseball YouTube video not brought to you by Draft Kings but by Best Western Hotels
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Sign of a healing world: baseball YouTube video not brought to you by Draft Kings but by Best Western Hotels
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Attn @nogodsnomayors.com @postoctobrist.bsky.social @mattielubchansky.com @raaleh.bsky.social some exceptional nonsense
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Attn @nogodsnomayors.com @postoctobrist.bsky.social @mattielubchansky.com @raaleh.bsky.social some exceptional nonsense
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oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)
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They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
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wrt to some of the replies to this post, part of why the media has “moved on” is because it has become extraordinarily difficult to document ICE activity on the ground, outside of them arresting citizens.
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
wrt to some of the replies to this post, part of why the media has “moved on” is because it has become extraordinarily difficult to document ICE activity on the ground, outside of them arresting citizens.
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inventing an insanely annoying guy that says “superb owl” and stuff but also LOVES football. “ooh! a sportsball is on!” etc. i really hate his ass SO much
February 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
inventing an insanely annoying guy that says “superb owl” and stuff but also LOVES football. “ooh! a sportsball is on!” etc. i really hate his ass SO much
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A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
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Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
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they just moved the Get Attacked By The Alien From The Thing Clock to 15 minutes til midnight
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
they just moved the Get Attacked By The Alien From The Thing Clock to 15 minutes til midnight
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🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Dear anyone who says "purity test" again:
watch this and shut the fuck up. Better things are possible.
watch this and shut the fuck up. Better things are possible.
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Dear anyone who says "purity test" again:
watch this and shut the fuck up. Better things are possible.
watch this and shut the fuck up. Better things are possible.
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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Aliens noticing Vance isn't on earth anymore and panicking like when you see a spider but it disappears while you turn away for a second
February 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Aliens noticing Vance isn't on earth anymore and panicking like when you see a spider but it disappears while you turn away for a second