JLaw, not Trisolaran
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unshapely body/Steely Dan t-shirt
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💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/watch Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy bronze medalist/fuck scolds
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FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME, STOP USING THE FUCKING R WORD. YOU ARE NOT IN EIGHTH GRADE IN 1995, AND YOU *ARE* AN ABLEIST SHIT.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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Absolutely dying under the increased weight of "Trump does a blowie" pictures and I love it
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Absolutely dying under the increased weight of "Trump does a blowie" pictures and I love it
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I'm not saying it will happen. I'm just saying that the absolute funniest result of this is Trump being taken out by a sex act with Clinton through a leaked email. Top level humor from the universe.
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm not saying it will happen. I'm just saying that the absolute funniest result of this is Trump being taken out by a sex act with Clinton through a leaked email. Top level humor from the universe.
I was just thinking about how much Xmas music sucked.
That's it, really. It does.
That's it, really. It does.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I was just thinking about how much Xmas music sucked.
That's it, really. It does.
That's it, really. It does.
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If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
August 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
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James Bond should die at the end of every movie and each new movie should begin with the new actor walking by the old one's corpse, making some clever remark, and carrying on with the movie.
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
James Bond should die at the end of every movie and each new movie should begin with the new actor walking by the old one's corpse, making some clever remark, and carrying on with the movie.
Woman won best dunk so hard that others in Canada wondered...
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Woman won best dunk so hard that others in Canada wondered...
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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one thing i do remember is that the republican party, before it went MAGA, was too weak to keep MAGA from taking it over. remember trump steamrolling all of those guys and now he tells them what to do and the worst elements of his base are in charge. democrats seem that weak now too. no control
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
one thing i do remember is that the republican party, before it went MAGA, was too weak to keep MAGA from taking it over. remember trump steamrolling all of those guys and now he tells them what to do and the worst elements of his base are in charge. democrats seem that weak now too. no control
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One reason I don't think it's useful to argue about the correct tactics for Democrats to win elections is winning elections isn't enough. They've won the presidency 5 out of 9 times since 1992 and where are we now. The question is how we create something better than a dead cat bounce party
May 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
One reason I don't think it's useful to argue about the correct tactics for Democrats to win elections is winning elections isn't enough. They've won the presidency 5 out of 9 times since 1992 and where are we now. The question is how we create something better than a dead cat bounce party
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Hey just a reminder that it only takes 23 Senate Democrats to remove and replace Chuck Schumer as minority leader. They don't do it because the majority of Senate Democrats approve of the way he does politics.
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hey just a reminder that it only takes 23 Senate Democrats to remove and replace Chuck Schumer as minority leader. They don't do it because the majority of Senate Democrats approve of the way he does politics.
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while we're at it, the electoral college and the stock market too
you ever want to just get a bunch of friends together, get a little crazy, and abolish the senate
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
while we're at it, the electoral college and the stock market too
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So basically...
Fetterman - Fetterman
Shaheen - Retiring
Durbin - Retiring
King - Indy, likely Retiring
Cortez Masto - WTF?
Rosen - WTF?
Hassan - WTF?
Kaine - WTF?
Fetterman - Fetterman
Shaheen - Retiring
Durbin - Retiring
King - Indy, likely Retiring
Cortez Masto - WTF?
Rosen - WTF?
Hassan - WTF?
Kaine - WTF?
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
So basically...
Fetterman - Fetterman
Shaheen - Retiring
Durbin - Retiring
King - Indy, likely Retiring
Cortez Masto - WTF?
Rosen - WTF?
Hassan - WTF?
Kaine - WTF?
Fetterman - Fetterman
Shaheen - Retiring
Durbin - Retiring
King - Indy, likely Retiring
Cortez Masto - WTF?
Rosen - WTF?
Hassan - WTF?
Kaine - WTF?
I hate watching Fetterman run my state like a toddler smashing toy trucks together
Man belongs below a bridge. At the bottom of the ocean.
"call your senator". Lol. Lmao
Man belongs below a bridge. At the bottom of the ocean.
"call your senator". Lol. Lmao
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I hate watching Fetterman run my state like a toddler smashing toy trucks together
Man belongs below a bridge. At the bottom of the ocean.
"call your senator". Lol. Lmao
Man belongs below a bridge. At the bottom of the ocean.
"call your senator". Lol. Lmao
The deeply sad thing is that I do have a Dem senator and he would be better utilized as a very large, very stupid doorstop, rather than the evil stupid battering ram that he is
If you have a Dem senator and you're seeing this right now, CALL THEM RIGHT NOW and tell them NO. If you don't know anyone who would be affected by this, call them for my friend Lisa. She cannot afford insurance without ACA subsidies and without health insurance I'm terrified she will die.
! A key group of Senate Democrats is leaning toward voting for a deal to end the shutdown, provided final details can be worked out like worker protections (Gift link)
(Deal does NOT include an ACA extension.)
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
(Deal does NOT include an ACA extension.)
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The deeply sad thing is that I do have a Dem senator and he would be better utilized as a very large, very stupid doorstop, rather than the evil stupid battering ram that he is
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if Democrats cave for absolutely nothing I don't want to hear another conversation about how we make it the current party organization work ever again.
they will be fucking dead to me.
I don't care if we have to build a new coalition from absolute zero
they will be fucking dead to me.
I don't care if we have to build a new coalition from absolute zero
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
if Democrats cave for absolutely nothing I don't want to hear another conversation about how we make it the current party organization work ever again.
they will be fucking dead to me.
I don't care if we have to build a new coalition from absolute zero
they will be fucking dead to me.
I don't care if we have to build a new coalition from absolute zero
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