JLaw, not Trisolaran
@thesamedevice.bsky.social
was/is/shall ever be
one (1) human, one (1) Steely Dan t shirt
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy 🥉/downstate NY->Philly
one (1) human, one (1) Steely Dan t shirt
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy 🥉/downstate NY->Philly
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FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME, STOP USING THE FUCKING R WORD. YOU ARE NOT IN EIGHTH GRADE IN 1995, AND YOU *ARE* AN ABLEIST SHIT.
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Attn @nogodsnomayors.com @postoctobrist.bsky.social @mattielubchansky.com @raaleh.bsky.social some exceptional nonsense
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Attn @nogodsnomayors.com @postoctobrist.bsky.social @mattielubchansky.com @raaleh.bsky.social some exceptional nonsense
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oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)
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They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
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wrt to some of the replies to this post, part of why the media has “moved on” is because it has become extraordinarily difficult to document ICE activity on the ground, outside of them arresting citizens.
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
wrt to some of the replies to this post, part of why the media has “moved on” is because it has become extraordinarily difficult to document ICE activity on the ground, outside of them arresting citizens.
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inventing an insanely annoying guy that says “superb owl” and stuff but also LOVES football. “ooh! a sportsball is on!” etc. i really hate his ass SO much
February 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
inventing an insanely annoying guy that says “superb owl” and stuff but also LOVES football. “ooh! a sportsball is on!” etc. i really hate his ass SO much
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A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
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Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
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they just moved the Get Attacked By The Alien From The Thing Clock to 15 minutes til midnight
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
they just moved the Get Attacked By The Alien From The Thing Clock to 15 minutes til midnight
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🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Dear anyone who says "purity test" again:
watch this and shut the fuck up. Better things are possible.
watch this and shut the fuck up. Better things are possible.
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Dear anyone who says "purity test" again:
watch this and shut the fuck up. Better things are possible.
watch this and shut the fuck up. Better things are possible.
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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Aliens noticing Vance isn't on earth anymore and panicking like when you see a spider but it disappears while you turn away for a second
February 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Aliens noticing Vance isn't on earth anymore and panicking like when you see a spider but it disappears while you turn away for a second
Are two braided rat tails called something, because my 23- and 27-year-old classmates both have them
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Are two braided rat tails called something, because my 23- and 27-year-old classmates both have them
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every computer is powered by the imprisoned soul of a peasant who died of tuberculosis in the 1800s. it is right and just that we should free them
June 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
every computer is powered by the imprisoned soul of a peasant who died of tuberculosis in the 1800s. it is right and just that we should free them
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chuck schumer try not to blow it challenge IMPOSSIBLE
"except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances" is a big enough loophole for a family of elephants to walk through. www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
Democrats Ease Up On 1 Of Their Biggest ICE Demands
Masks might still be OK in "extraordinary and unusual circumstances," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said.
www.huffpost.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
chuck schumer try not to blow it challenge IMPOSSIBLE
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starting a cookie shop called “Exploding Cookie” where the cookie fucking explodes you don’t even really get to eat it
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
starting a cookie shop called “Exploding Cookie” where the cookie fucking explodes you don’t even really get to eat it
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
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Democrats who didn't vote in 2024 were _less_ progressive than those who did. Really seems like it was broad-based dissatisfaction with Biden that sunk Harris, not the ideological direction of her campaign www.thenation.com/article/poli...
What Caused Democrats’ No-Show Problem in 2024?
New data sheds light on the policy preferences of nonvoting Democrats in the last election. It may disappoint some progressives.
www.thenation.com
June 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Democrats who didn't vote in 2024 were _less_ progressive than those who did. Really seems like it was broad-based dissatisfaction with Biden that sunk Harris, not the ideological direction of her campaign www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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ok this is libbed the fuck out but imma say it anyway: whenever someone tells you that socialism is impossible, remember that ice is just a jobs program for school shooters and the money is never going to run out
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
ok this is libbed the fuck out but imma say it anyway: whenever someone tells you that socialism is impossible, remember that ice is just a jobs program for school shooters and the money is never going to run out
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Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…
better governor material but whatever, keep the wet paper towel in Harrisburg and let this guy do his awesome work
Gov. Josh Shapiro called District Attorney Larry Krasner's comparison of ICE agents to Nazis "abhorrent." Krasner responded that Shapiro is "not meeting the moment."
Philly DA Larry Krasner says ‘don’t be a wimp’ after Gov. Josh Shapiro decried his comparison of ICE agents to Nazis
www.inquirer.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
better governor material but whatever, keep the wet paper towel in Harrisburg and let this guy do his awesome work