JLaw, not Trisolaran
@thesamedevice.bsky.social
was/is/shall ever be
one (1) human, one (1) Steely Dan t shirt
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy 🥉/downstate NY->Philly
one (1) human, one (1) Steely Dan t shirt
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy 🥉/downstate NY->Philly
Pinned
FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME, STOP USING THE FUCKING R WORD. YOU ARE NOT IN EIGHTH GRADE IN 1995, AND YOU *ARE* AN ABLEIST SHIT.
Every Writer should kick this guy's ass
Writers if you could drop your novel or short story into an AI and have it make a great and watchable movie out of your story, and you could sell that movie, would you do it? #writers #WritingCommunity
February 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Every Writer should kick this guy's ass
It has been one month since my cat passed and my dumb ass had decided to watch Flow
February 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
It has been one month since my cat passed and my dumb ass had decided to watch Flow
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if this is what “vote blue no matter who” means, then just pick the nominee in the backroom like you’ve always done since the days of tammany fucking hall
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
if this is what “vote blue no matter who” means, then just pick the nominee in the backroom like you’ve always done since the days of tammany fucking hall
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I know this makes me an extremist but I think our baby concentration camps should be abolished.
‘His life is in danger,’ U.S. Rep. Joaquin Castro said about newborn Juan Nicolás. The child fell ill after spending almost a month — or half his life — in a San Antonio-area family detention facility.
Two-month-old baby 'choking on his own vomit' while detained in Dilley
'His life is in danger,' U.S. Rep. Joaquin Castro said about newborn Juan Nicolás. The child fell ill after spending almost a month — or half his life — in a San Antonio-area family detention facility...
www.sacurrent.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I know this makes me an extremist but I think our baby concentration camps should be abolished.
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I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.
Overnight, this probable ICE flight landed in Benin and is now returning to Senegal, likely for a crew layover.
February 16, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.
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This event is insane
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This event is insane
I'm not down with way too early endorsements of anything.
But I am less down with these fucking comments. "AMERICA'S NOT READY FOR" shut up. America will never be ready.
Racism and sexism are not why Harris lost.
But I am less down with these fucking comments. "AMERICA'S NOT READY FOR" shut up. America will never be ready.
Racism and sexism are not why Harris lost.
"From joining Sanders on the “Fighting Oligarchy” tour to endorsing Mamdani to her comments in Munich, Ocasio-Cortez keeps showing prescience and depth. Perhaps the right woman is staring right in front of us, and we should embrace her leadership." newrepublic.com/article/2065...
You Know What? Maybe the Time Is Right for an AOC Presidential Bid
She’s only 36, and there’s a good argument that she should run for Senate and bide her time. But she also could be a formidable White House candidate.
newrepublic.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I'm not down with way too early endorsements of anything.
But I am less down with these fucking comments. "AMERICA'S NOT READY FOR" shut up. America will never be ready.
Racism and sexism are not why Harris lost.
But I am less down with these fucking comments. "AMERICA'S NOT READY FOR" shut up. America will never be ready.
Racism and sexism are not why Harris lost.
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[upon hearing the toughest guy in England pronounce tomato] I could take him
February 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
[upon hearing the toughest guy in England pronounce tomato] I could take him
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TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
TEETH. TEETH. TEETH.
I will not be libbing out but this is a fun ad
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I will not be libbing out but this is a fun ad
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Ah, shit... woke up in a mysterious and abandoned location, and I've lost my memory. I hope a series of gradually escalating challenges positioned between me and escape can instruct me how to open doors, use my powers, and double jump.
February 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Ah, shit... woke up in a mysterious and abandoned location, and I've lost my memory. I hope a series of gradually escalating challenges positioned between me and escape can instruct me how to open doors, use my powers, and double jump.
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medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
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I’m in the culture lab raising consciousness
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I’m in the culture lab raising consciousness
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American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.
context doesn't matter I'm so close to pissing my pants laughing
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
context doesn't matter I'm so close to pissing my pants laughing
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Perhaps an amendment to the next budget bill should be to appropriate funds to purchase a clue for Chuck Schumer.
February 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Perhaps an amendment to the next budget bill should be to appropriate funds to purchase a clue for Chuck Schumer.
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normie centrists everywhere: my god ICE is monstrous and must be stopped
chuck schumer: maybe *two* body cams
chuck schumer: maybe *two* body cams
February 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
normie centrists everywhere: my god ICE is monstrous and must be stopped
chuck schumer: maybe *two* body cams
chuck schumer: maybe *two* body cams
An entire cabinet of very special monstrous birthday boys
Tom Homan on Gov. Walz and Mayor Frey: "They ought to be saying 'thank you.'"
February 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
An entire cabinet of very special monstrous birthday boys
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KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
September 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
Jersey dudes rock
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Jersey dudes rock
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the nation of Swedens actual social media account in 2014
February 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day from the nation of Swedens actual social media account in 2014
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Valentine's Day is just a holiday cooked up by Big Bow And Arrow to sell weaponry to babies
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Valentine's Day is just a holiday cooked up by Big Bow And Arrow to sell weaponry to babies
I decided I have to wait until I am employed for real to get any more tattoos and fuck this shit. I want more fucking tattoos.
February 14, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I decided I have to wait until I am employed for real to get any more tattoos and fuck this shit. I want more fucking tattoos.