JLaw, not Trisolaran
@thesamedevice.bsky.social
was/is/shall ever be
one (1) human, one (1) Steely Dan t shirt
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy 🥉/downstate NY->Philly
one (1) human, one (1) Steely Dan t shirt
💛🤍💜🖤/fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy 🥉/downstate NY->Philly
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FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME, STOP USING THE FUCKING R WORD. YOU ARE NOT IN EIGHTH GRADE IN 1995, AND YOU *ARE* AN ABLEIST SHIT.
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But yeah, super common for older people to be like "my dumb bible name is boring as hell, I'm one of 12 Johns in my year, so I've decided that everyone will call me Budd from now on" and people just shrugged and called them Budd and nobody has called them anything else for 50+ years since.
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
But yeah, super common for older people to be like "my dumb bible name is boring as hell, I'm one of 12 Johns in my year, so I've decided that everyone will call me Budd from now on" and people just shrugged and called them Budd and nobody has called them anything else for 50+ years since.
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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Sign of a healing world: baseball YouTube video not brought to you by Draft Kings but by Best Western Hotels
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Sign of a healing world: baseball YouTube video not brought to you by Draft Kings but by Best Western Hotels
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Attn @nogodsnomayors.com @postoctobrist.bsky.social @mattielubchansky.com @raaleh.bsky.social some exceptional nonsense
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Attn @nogodsnomayors.com @postoctobrist.bsky.social @mattielubchansky.com @raaleh.bsky.social some exceptional nonsense
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oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)
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They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event
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I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.
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wrt to some of the replies to this post, part of why the media has “moved on” is because it has become extraordinarily difficult to document ICE activity on the ground, outside of them arresting citizens.
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
wrt to some of the replies to this post, part of why the media has “moved on” is because it has become extraordinarily difficult to document ICE activity on the ground, outside of them arresting citizens.
Bro I mean this in the kindest way: go to a hospital, a horse has clearly kicked you in the head.
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Bro I mean this in the kindest way: go to a hospital, a horse has clearly kicked you in the head.
"you Maga types"
You are stupid as shit if that's your takeaway about me or the people here who are telling you to fuck off.
Like, a ute full of shit stupid.
You're arguing with leftists, bub.
You are stupid as shit if that's your takeaway about me or the people here who are telling you to fuck off.
Like, a ute full of shit stupid.
You're arguing with leftists, bub.
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
"you Maga types"
You are stupid as shit if that's your takeaway about me or the people here who are telling you to fuck off.
Like, a ute full of shit stupid.
You're arguing with leftists, bub.
You are stupid as shit if that's your takeaway about me or the people here who are telling you to fuck off.
Like, a ute full of shit stupid.
You're arguing with leftists, bub.
Hey fuck off, thanks.
- A leftist American Jew
- A leftist American Jew
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Hey fuck off, thanks.
- A leftist American Jew
- A leftist American Jew
Quick question: are you Australian and/or in Australia
February 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Quick question: are you Australian and/or in Australia
Some girls have big tiddies and should wear the shirt that makes them feel most comfortable, which might mean... A little cleavage! OH NO.
Who gives a shit, they're at school, don't bitch about them.
Who gives a shit, they're at school, don't bitch about them.
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Some girls have big tiddies and should wear the shirt that makes them feel most comfortable, which might mean... A little cleavage! OH NO.
Who gives a shit, they're at school, don't bitch about them.
Who gives a shit, they're at school, don't bitch about them.
I never ever wanted to be clothing cop when I taught. I got very good at politely letting students know that their ass cheeks would be in physical contact with a plastic seat that hundreds of people had farted on.
That's how you solve actual, PRACTICAL clothing issues.
That's how you solve actual, PRACTICAL clothing issues.
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I never ever wanted to be clothing cop when I taught. I got very good at politely letting students know that their ass cheeks would be in physical contact with a plastic seat that hundreds of people had farted on.
That's how you solve actual, PRACTICAL clothing issues.
That's how you solve actual, PRACTICAL clothing issues.
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inventing an insanely annoying guy that says “superb owl” and stuff but also LOVES football. “ooh! a sportsball is on!” etc. i really hate his ass SO much
February 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
inventing an insanely annoying guy that says “superb owl” and stuff but also LOVES football. “ooh! a sportsball is on!” etc. i really hate his ass SO much
oh I don't know about that. It's almost a guarantee that your eyes will roooooooooll
February 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
oh I don't know about that. It's almost a guarantee that your eyes will roooooooooll
Like I want him to go down swinging hard and I also want the bat to fly from his hands and take out a few hundred other people
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Like I want him to go down swinging hard and I also want the bat to fly from his hands and take out a few hundred other people
none of those words are in the bible
February 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
none of those words are in the bible
the discussion lies on the ground, dead, surrounded by Bluewavers who scream VOTE VOTE VOTE! at it in between yelling at like four/twenty million leftists, depending on how statistically significant they're considered at any given moment.
February 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
the discussion lies on the ground, dead, surrounded by Bluewavers who scream VOTE VOTE VOTE! at it in between yelling at like four/twenty million leftists, depending on how statistically significant they're considered at any given moment.
We are not discussing him right now because we already know he sucks shit and is deranged. Should we keep saying that over and over and over, rather than pushing and re-evaluating the party that's ostensibly meant to replace him? The "good guys"?
Tell me what saying "fuck Trump, he's awful" does
Tell me what saying "fuck Trump, he's awful" does
February 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
We are not discussing him right now because we already know he sucks shit and is deranged. Should we keep saying that over and over and over, rather than pushing and re-evaluating the party that's ostensibly meant to replace him? The "good guys"?
Tell me what saying "fuck Trump, he's awful" does
Tell me what saying "fuck Trump, he's awful" does
bruh maybe you have simply walked into the room where grown ups are talking about a related but different topic
February 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
bruh maybe you have simply walked into the room where grown ups are talking about a related but different topic
95% of my friends from or currently living in NYC do not have drivers' licences because they literally never needed one (nor did their family own a car)
February 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
95% of my friends from or currently living in NYC do not have drivers' licences because they literally never needed one (nor did their family own a car)
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A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.