it's excellent.

Also it is a very funny movie to show to a class of high school seniors when you forget about all the dicks in it - thank you, Ms. Fulton, amazing English teacher who would inspire me to teach English and forget about all the tits in like every Shakespeare adaptation I aired...

anyone else hear a ladder being pulled up

I mean it's honestly the only thing that moves his redemption needle from "extremely dark pit in hell" to "pit in hell with a very sweaty planet fitness and your window looks into the planet fitness and they have a window that looks back at you"

*90s late show Bill Clinton voice*

and I said to 'im, Donnie, you gotta stop usin' the teeth, hehehe, right folks?

*plays saxophone*

oh shut up you opportunistic dork

It absolutely looks like trays/veneers, but to be fair, that's extremely common on folks his age.

I know he's a massive germophobe, but I feel like he has some special person do the work of cleaning his teeth every day.

this is probably the last funny/good thing Billy can do at this point

I'm not saying it will happen. I'm just saying that the absolute funniest result of this is Trump being taken out by a sex act with Clinton through a leaked email. Top level humor from the universe.

I feel like a bad blow job is probably objectively terrible - like, teeth scraping, maybe attempting to hold a conversation, pretending it's a flugelhorn and imitating Chuck Magione, etc

meanwhile, bad pizza is still pizza

Philadelphia Inquirer, folks

when the libertarians are like, ew

we will have the deadliest, most waxed and laser-smooth military

just sensual. Silky, even. A real Seal Team, if you will.

oh my god what is even the fucking point of this study

some are saying it's the shittiest sandwich ever. Just Oops all shit.