Theo Elliott
theoelliott.bsky.social
Theo Elliott
@theoelliott.bsky.social
Weather forecaster, #saintsfc fan and lover of sci-fi & gloomy crime dramas. All my own personal opinions. Wallingford, UK.
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February 6, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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Do they understand how mad they sound? As if anyone has ever decided to cross the Channel in a small boat because, if they make it, they might get to take a free taxi to a doctor's appointment?

"Pull factors" on steroids.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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Amazon has placed a VERY specific product warning on the published edition of the Kenneth Williams diaries. The incident that prompted this surely deserved more media attention.
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
Dept. of Justice over here like pornhub
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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hello we’re deranged
January 30, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Andor was a textbook
January 17, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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INSANE!

The Canadian Premier League Final in Ottawa was played as temperatures dropped to −8°C.
Snow kept delaying the match, with field lines being cleared every 15 minutes.
January 17, 2026 at 9:19 AM
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Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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UKIP adopting an iron cross is definitely a choice but let's not let it overshadow the fact that the Libertarian party now have an image of a gryphon with a chainsaw
January 13, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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okay but why does an advert for Seasame Street need to be this threatening
January 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Escape to the Country:

I'm Jacinta, I'm an artisan sandal handler. This is my husband Tristan, he nails parsnips to Anderson shelters. Our budget is 8.4 million pounds.
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen: The Daily Telegraph.
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Trump: "All you have to do is say to China, how many windmill areas do you have in China? So far they're not able to find any."

China:
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
December 24, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Literally just did this. Yikes.
And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time
December 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
If you listen to one speech today, it should be this one.
Let's choose kindness in 2026.

youtu.be/lopMMkz0law
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM