Morgan Avery 🍔
@themorgan.bsky.social
Ultra slow ultra runner; Election loser; Eating contest winner; Doting father; Sometime: Podcaster; Filmmaker; Biz starter.
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Fucked the Basics. Back on Crack! #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
February 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Fucked the Basics. Back on Crack! #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
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Mum was having a clearout and I snagged this lapel pin from her old colleagues at Family Planning
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Mum was having a clearout and I snagged this lapel pin from her old colleagues at Family Planning
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album:
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album:
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Look at the calendar. 2026, the new ferries would be in service this year.
This Govt sucks farts.
This Govt sucks farts.
#FerryNews: The timeline to replace Wellington’s ageing ferry terminal infrastructure is under strain, with internal documents revealing a widening gap between a government deadline and construction reality.
Via The Post: www.thepress.co.nz/politics/360...
Via The Post: www.thepress.co.nz/politics/360...
Ferry terminal timeline strained as government rejects ‘extreme’ risk warnings
Wellington’s ferry terminal rebuild is racing a 2029 deadline even as Winston Peters talks up the prospect of early ship delivery.
www.thepress.co.nz
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Look at the calendar. 2026, the new ferries would be in service this year.
This Govt sucks farts.
This Govt sucks farts.
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this is a really important point.
Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
February 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
this is a really important point.
This is so overblown. People desperately trying to turn this into something. I've worked with Brian, and his wife, for nearly 20 years. Definitely professor-brained, but... he's a professor.
“I didn’t think there was anything suspicious about a convicted pedophile trying to commission me to write a book on “Lolita” because, as properly read, it’s not pro-pedophilia” is a very professor-brained take.
newsroom.co.nz/2026/02/01/a...
newsroom.co.nz/2026/02/01/a...
Auckland professor associated with Jeffrey Epstein
Justice Department files on Jeffrey Epstein reveal meetings with an Auckland professor who remarked on Epstein's 'bevy of beauties'
newsroom.co.nz
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This is so overblown. People desperately trying to turn this into something. I've worked with Brian, and his wife, for nearly 20 years. Definitely professor-brained, but... he's a professor.
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The enemy - how they travel
January 23, 2026 at 10:38 AM
The enemy - how they travel
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
well that was a pleasant surprise at the end of the new marvel tv show
January 30, 2026 at 4:46 AM
well that was a pleasant surprise at the end of the new marvel tv show
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Shane Jones is doing his best to lose the votes of the recreational fishing sector.
This clip is being posted all over various platforms and the reactions are 99% bad for Jones and New Zealand First
#nzpol
This clip is being posted all over various platforms and the reactions are 99% bad for Jones and New Zealand First
#nzpol
January 30, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Shane Jones is doing his best to lose the votes of the recreational fishing sector.
This clip is being posted all over various platforms and the reactions are 99% bad for Jones and New Zealand First
#nzpol
This clip is being posted all over various platforms and the reactions are 99% bad for Jones and New Zealand First
#nzpol
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MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars
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Why didn’t he pay a local caterer to supply food for morale-lifting purposes??
Why didn’t he handshake and shoulder squeeze the local couple who have been supplying hamburgers to the workers FREE OF CHARGE from their mobile food cart for the past week??
Why KFC FFS 🤦♀️
The man is sans nous.
Why didn’t he handshake and shoulder squeeze the local couple who have been supplying hamburgers to the workers FREE OF CHARGE from their mobile food cart for the past week??
Why KFC FFS 🤦♀️
The man is sans nous.
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Why didn’t he pay a local caterer to supply food for morale-lifting purposes??
Why didn’t he handshake and shoulder squeeze the local couple who have been supplying hamburgers to the workers FREE OF CHARGE from their mobile food cart for the past week??
Why KFC FFS 🤦♀️
The man is sans nous.
Why didn’t he handshake and shoulder squeeze the local couple who have been supplying hamburgers to the workers FREE OF CHARGE from their mobile food cart for the past week??
Why KFC FFS 🤦♀️
The man is sans nous.
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We had a $6B climate resilience fund and Nationals squandered it all on tax cuts for their mates so now we get boxes of KFC after weather events instead of properly funded supports and help.
Yay for us I guess??
Yay for us I guess??
Leaders should absolutely show up, but disaster response isn’t a photo op or should be trivialised. Watching our Prime Minister hand out boxes of KFC to impacted communities was peak cringe IMO. We need serious, systems-level action and that 6b resilience fund like yesterday.
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 AM
We had a $6B climate resilience fund and Nationals squandered it all on tax cuts for their mates so now we get boxes of KFC after weather events instead of properly funded supports and help.
Yay for us I guess??
Yay for us I guess??
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Firearms belong to liberals now.
January 28, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Firearms belong to liberals now.
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“Pro-ICE” should become the title of these people. It should become the only association that haunts their political future forever.
Tom Suozzi is funding the Gestapo
Tom Suozzi is funding the Gestapo
Confronted Congressman Tom Suozzi, one of seven Democrats casting the decisive votes to increase ICE funding by $10,000,000,000.
January 29, 2026 at 11:04 AM
“Pro-ICE” should become the title of these people. It should become the only association that haunts their political future forever.
Tom Suozzi is funding the Gestapo
Tom Suozzi is funding the Gestapo
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Someone paid $344,100 plus slush and housing telling everyone else to "eat less" really is something, isn't it?
Shit like that is why guillotines were invented. We're more civilised now, fortunately - but we still need to run that prick out of office.
Shit like that is why guillotines were invented. We're more civilised now, fortunately - but we still need to run that prick out of office.
January 29, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Someone paid $344,100 plus slush and housing telling everyone else to "eat less" really is something, isn't it?
Shit like that is why guillotines were invented. We're more civilised now, fortunately - but we still need to run that prick out of office.
Shit like that is why guillotines were invented. We're more civilised now, fortunately - but we still need to run that prick out of office.