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Dave Walker
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Diagrams, etc. Author, cycling cartoonist.
Best work is in my free newsletter: https://diagramclub.substack.com/
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Dave Walker @davewalker.bsky.social · Nov 26
Things I do.
Household Problems: householdproblems.com
Shop: davewalkershop.com
Newsletter, called Diagram Club: diagramclub.substack.com
Cartoon website / portfolio: davewalker.com/diagrams/
Black and white cartoon drawing of bike, with two riders on it, riding in opposite directions. Label below first rider says 'me'. Label below second says 'Also me'.
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Thanks to Liz - that’s so nice to hear.
farliz.bsky.social Liz Hassall @farliz.bsky.social · 6h
I ordered and received your book as an extra Christmas present for me from me. I spent a very pleasant hour reading it this morning. Excellent. Thoroughly recommend.
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Thanks to those who have been in touch to say they enjoyed receiving the book yesterday. Here’s evidence (or an elaborately-constructed hoax) demonstrating that at least five copies exist. Also, a drawing about loading the dishwasher. If you’d like to buy it (and please do), there’s a link below.
Picture showing five copies of a book, Household Problems: Domestic Incompetence in Diagrams, by Dave Walker. Cartoon picture of a man loading a dishwasher. Caption is ‘Load the dishwasher’ and then ‘but not like that’.
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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To all friends, supporters, and both people shown this randomly by the algorithm: Merry Christmas! Here’s to ongoing adventures on two (or any other number of) wheels. From all at Diagram HQ (me).
Cartoon picture showing 12 Christmas- themed cyclists in a variety of different bikes. Some with Christmas hats, trees, or presents.
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Never been less qualified to gatecrash the #clergymaltclub hashtag, but… seems a shame to break the tradition in year 10, so here we are. 0% these days. Hello everyone.
Red glass containing beer, can of Brooklyn Special Effects
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Ten strategies for finding the item that isn’t in the place you 100% definitely left it. From my book Household Problems: Domestic Incompetence in Diagrams. (Still, at this moment, available for Christmas delivery: amzn.to/4pSA2ym )
Ten strategies for finding the item at isn’t in the place you 100% definitely left it - Recheck the place you 100% definitely left it - and again - down the back of the sofa - question whoever ‘tidied it up’ - yesterday’s coat? - ‘misc’ pile? - a different ‘misc’ pile - look in the bin - stolen by shifty individual - alien abduction
December 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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News! A new book. Household Problems: Domestic Incompetence in Diagrams. It’s a collection of more than 44 cartoons, as seen in my Diagram Club newsletter. A bit late in the year? Sure, but still available for Christmas delivery. Amazon UK link: amzn.to/4pSA2ym
(available internationally too)
Book with title Household Problems - Domestic Incompetence in Diagrams. By Dave Walker. Colours are purple and teal. Black and white pictures - someone sweeping stuff under a rug, a printer with a sad face, some trays that don’t stack, a spilled drink, and someone tripping over something.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I can think of 3-5 reasons you might have cause to strongly object to this, but anyway, this is my Christmas carols Spotify playlist (misc genres): open.spotify.com/playlist/6Qn...
Carols, Various Artists, 2025 (Pop, Rock, Country, Folk, Americana, etc)
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December 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Diagram Club #066.
- Bicycles for sale
- Cafe news: I have my annual appraisal
- Santa cartoon
- Misc paragraph breaks (hand-drawn)
- etc
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Cartoon pic of cyclist moving at speed
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Without wanting to overwhelm you with commercial announcements: This weekend isn’t the absolute worst time to buy someone a gift from my shop, as there’s free UK delivery. davewalkershop.com
Graphic showing items available in the Dave Walker Shop. There’s a Christmas t-shirt and jumper with Santa on, a children’s t-shirt with a cycling heart design, and a bicycle mug saying ‘this machine fights climate change’.
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Diagram Club #065:

- In Cafe News: trial run of a cycling drive-through
- My daily stationery items
- Can snowmen ride bicycles?
- Visit to the Stockroom of Doom
- It’s the free delivery weekend in my shop

Free to read here: open.substack.com/pub/diagramc...
#065 In case 2009 ever comes around again
Bicycle drive-through / The stationery I use
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December 5, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Drive-through coffee at The Cafe.
Man on bike collects a coffee from a tray held by member of Cafe staff
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Without trying to be too Black Friday about things, (but, let's face it, failing), today's the ideal day to buy someone a cycle cartoon gift from my shop. There's free UK postage and 10% off with code TAKE10 davewalkershop.com
Graphic saying 'New at dvaewalkershop.com'. There's a picture of a Christmas t-shirt and jumper, a t-shirt for children, and a mug. All of the products have cycling cartoons on them, such as Santa riding a bike, or bicycle design with text 'this machine fights climate change'.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Diagram Club no 64, published today. It's every week, free to read, and almost certainly the best thing I do. If you wanted to subscribe that would be lovely, but take a look and see what you think: diagramclub.substack.com/p/064-the-ul...
Drawing, with text 'I use occasional tables all of the time'. Picture of three black and white hand-drawn tables.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Household Problems, as seen in my newsletter (diagramclub.substack.com since you ask) every week. This one: The laundry. As always, unrelated to anything happening in my real actual life.
Black and white cartoons showing the different stages of the growth of a laundry pile. By the end it is very big.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Far too early to be talking about Christmas jumpers, I realise, but for those planning ahead: Cycling Santa Christmas jumpers and t-shirts davewalkershop.com/christmas-co...
Various models wearing jumpers and t-shirts featuring a cycling Santa design
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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New diagram for @cyclinguk.bsky.social
cyclinguk.bsky.social Cycling UK Official @cyclinguk.bsky.social · Nov 5
Women deserve the freedom to move - yet many still feel unsafe cycling

No one should have to choose between a busy road or a dark path. When cycling’s safer for women, it’s safer for everyone 🚲

👉 Donate or join: cyclinguk.org/my-ride-our-right

'My ride. Our right' – supported by Cycle SOS
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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A new series of my Household Problems drawings (as seen in my newsletter every week). This one: What your leaning fence says about you.
Black and white drawing with title 'What your leaning fence says about you'. Fence depicted, with different levels of lean: Slight lean. Caption: Of course everything's fine - why wouldn't it be? Medium lean. Caption: Just about holding things together Extreme lean. Caption: Oh no
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Latest newsletter posted. In Diagram Club #061:
- Why houseplants die (no idea)
- Photographs from my week (annotated)
- Why painted cycle lanes aren’t generally worthwhile
- Hand-drawn paragraph breaks as usual
- [Paid] Updates from China

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#061 Please assemble in the telephone box
I don't know why your houseplants die / White paint (waste of)
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November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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This week’s newsletter:
- Bicycle / tea drawing
- Halloween feature (of sorts)
- Paving slabs (various problems)
- (Paid only) What I’ve been doing this week

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#060 The terrifying twig tree
Patio irregularities / Cup of tea?
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October 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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This morning at The Cafe.
Picture of iPad on table on which is written ‘drawing a diagram’. There’s a labelled cup of coffee. Though the window a group of people is vaguely visible, with text saying ‘foraging group’. There’s also an annotated bicycle.
October 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Diagram Club #059. It’s my Substack newsletter, containing, this week: Annotated photos (below), bicycle cartoon, Cafe news, Household Problems (season two), and all the usual features. open.substack.com/pub/diagramc...
Pictures of Southend with hand-written labels 1. Pier with shelter in foreground 2. Container ship with man doing boat things in foreground 3. Cafe view 4. Seafront view
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Picture of cafe with notebook and mug. Text says ‘hoping to be back with diagrams before too long’.
October 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Walking this afternoon. Langdon Hills, Essex.
Four pictures - Hedgerow with sloes - feather - scene with distant skyscrapers - man
October 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Part 2 of my visit to China. Welcomed incredibly warmly, amazing book launch event, filming the TEDx talk that couldn’t happen, finding my second-favourite cafe in the world (etc). open.substack.com/pub/diagramc...
#057 From China, part two: Taiyuan
Making movies / The book event
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October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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For anyone waiting for
my newsletter- lots to write about, but wanted to focus on being here in China while I still could. So planning to send it in a day or two when I’m home.
Scenes: podium on stage, man in front of camera, two men with a book, man with bicycle in background
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM