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Dave Walker
@davewalker.bsky.social
Diagrams, etc. Author, cycling cartoonist.
Best work is in my free newsletter: https://diagramclub.substack.com/
Pinned
Things I do.
Household Problems: householdproblems.com
Shop: davewalkershop.com
Newsletter, called Diagram Club: diagramclub.substack.com
Cartoon website / portfolio: davewalker.com/diagrams/
Thanks to Liz - that’s so nice to hear.
I ordered and received your book as an extra Christmas present for me from me. I spent a very pleasant hour reading it this morning. Excellent. Thoroughly recommend.
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Thanks to those who have been in touch to say they enjoyed receiving the book yesterday. Here’s evidence (or an elaborately-constructed hoax) demonstrating that at least five copies exist. Also, a drawing about loading the dishwasher. If you’d like to buy it (and please do), there’s a link below.
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
To all friends, supporters, and both people shown this randomly by the algorithm: Merry Christmas! Here’s to ongoing adventures on two (or any other number of) wheels. From all at Diagram HQ (me).
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Never been less qualified to gatecrash the #clergymaltclub hashtag, but… seems a shame to break the tradition in year 10, so here we are. 0% these days. Hello everyone.
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ten strategies for finding the item that isn’t in the place you 100% definitely left it. From my book Household Problems: Domestic Incompetence in Diagrams. (Still, at this moment, available for Christmas delivery: amzn.to/4pSA2ym )
December 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
News! A new book. Household Problems: Domestic Incompetence in Diagrams. It’s a collection of more than 44 cartoons, as seen in my Diagram Club newsletter. A bit late in the year? Sure, but still available for Christmas delivery. Amazon UK link: amzn.to/4pSA2ym
(available internationally too)
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I can think of 3-5 reasons you might have cause to strongly object to this, but anyway, this is my Christmas carols Spotify playlist (misc genres): open.spotify.com/playlist/6Qn...
Carols, Various Artists, 2025 (Pop, Rock, Country, Folk, Americana, etc)
open.spotify.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Diagram Club #066.
- Bicycles for sale
- Cafe news: I have my annual appraisal
- Santa cartoon
- Misc paragraph breaks (hand-drawn)
- etc
open.substack.com/pub/diagramc...
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Without wanting to overwhelm you with commercial announcements: This weekend isn’t the absolute worst time to buy someone a gift from my shop, as there’s free UK delivery. davewalkershop.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Diagram Club #065:

- In Cafe News: trial run of a cycling drive-through
- My daily stationery items
- Can snowmen ride bicycles?
- Visit to the Stockroom of Doom
- It’s the free delivery weekend in my shop

Free to read here: open.substack.com/pub/diagramc...
#065 In case 2009 ever comes around again
Bicycle drive-through / The stationery I use
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December 5, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Drive-through coffee at The Cafe.
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Without trying to be too Black Friday about things, (but, let's face it, failing), today's the ideal day to buy someone a cycle cartoon gift from my shop. There's free UK postage and 10% off with code TAKE10 davewalkershop.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Diagram Club no 64, published today. It's every week, free to read, and almost certainly the best thing I do. If you wanted to subscribe that would be lovely, but take a look and see what you think: diagramclub.substack.com/p/064-the-ul...
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Household Problems, as seen in my newsletter (diagramclub.substack.com since you ask) every week. This one: The laundry. As always, unrelated to anything happening in my real actual life.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Far too early to be talking about Christmas jumpers, I realise, but for those planning ahead: Cycling Santa Christmas jumpers and t-shirts davewalkershop.com/christmas-co...
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
New diagram for @cyclinguk.bsky.social
Women deserve the freedom to move - yet many still feel unsafe cycling

No one should have to choose between a busy road or a dark path. When cycling’s safer for women, it’s safer for everyone 🚲

👉 Donate or join: cyclinguk.org/my-ride-our-right

'My ride. Our right' – supported by Cycle SOS
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
A new series of my Household Problems drawings (as seen in my newsletter every week). This one: What your leaning fence says about you.
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Latest newsletter posted. In Diagram Club #061:
- Why houseplants die (no idea)
- Photographs from my week (annotated)
- Why painted cycle lanes aren’t generally worthwhile
- Hand-drawn paragraph breaks as usual
- [Paid] Updates from China

diagramclub.substack.com/p/061-please...
#061 Please assemble in the telephone box
I don't know why your houseplants die / White paint (waste of)
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November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This week’s newsletter:
- Bicycle / tea drawing
- Halloween feature (of sorts)
- Paving slabs (various problems)
- (Paid only) What I’ve been doing this week

open.substack.com/pub/diagramc...
#060 The terrifying twig tree
Patio irregularities / Cup of tea?
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October 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
This morning at The Cafe.
October 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Diagram Club #059. It’s my Substack newsletter, containing, this week: Annotated photos (below), bicycle cartoon, Cafe news, Household Problems (season two), and all the usual features. open.substack.com/pub/diagramc...
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
October 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Walking this afternoon. Langdon Hills, Essex.
October 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Part 2 of my visit to China. Welcomed incredibly warmly, amazing book launch event, filming the TEDx talk that couldn’t happen, finding my second-favourite cafe in the world (etc). open.substack.com/pub/diagramc...
#057 From China, part two: Taiyuan
Making movies / The book event
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October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
For anyone waiting for
my newsletter- lots to write about, but wanted to focus on being here in China while I still could. So planning to send it in a day or two when I’m home.
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM