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Morgan Avery 🍔
@themorgan.bsky.social
Ultra slow ultra runner; Election loser; Eating contest winner; Doting father; Sometime: Podcaster; Filmmaker; Biz starter.
The alarming thing here isn't just that they discovered asbestos in a children's toy. Or even that it's the second time in a week. It's that there's still so much asbestos being snuck into things that they have to routinely test for it
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Prototyping a hornet/wasp trap. Works with any standard soft drink bottle, so you put your bait concoction in a coke (or whatever) bottle and screw this on top. Prints with zero supports. Built in channel for a string/wire to hang it. Quite unoptimised but only uses ~5 metres of filament.
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Pluribus is so completely not what I was expecting I suggest going in blind. Just try it and see.
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Offensive bullshit. Some (unnamed) banker "heard" someone had applied to pay for botox. Proof? And another person was in the shit to the point of needing to sell their car but that's used almost as a joke reason? Why the fuck was the person selling their fuckin car, dickhead? Those are the examples?
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
ahh i was so close 😅
November 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I played my own game of will it blend and the answer was nurrr. And when it incredibly did manage to chop some bits off it fired them at high speed out the sides of the jug, dumping the contents all over the bench. It's expensive to be this dumb: AU$150 + shipping for a replacement jug. yayyyy
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It doesn't really matter how slow the printer is if you're not in much of a rush.
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The antifa granddad side of my sign is about my English grandfather who served in the 12th Royal Lancers during the war. He was only 15/16 in 1939 and I don't know exactly what he did or when. But the 12th were in North Africa, Italy, etc.
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
HOW-TO
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Those eyes look incredible. Great work.
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Ummm wtf, though? I could understand a kid accidentally swallowing one or two but surely a hundred is intentional... At what point do you just accept that some people will find unexpected new ways to take themselves out of the gene pool no matter what you do?
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This fucker stung me out of the blue in my front room the other week, but it doesn't look the same does it? I sent him straight to hell. Bastard.
October 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
We got their ass, Foxy
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
blood bath for the right around my hood. love to see it.

if you'd let us take everything over you'd have legal weed and a chloe swarbrick presidency.
October 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Nicola Willis loves talking about how things _could_ be done. Surely we all already know by now that it's absolutely demented to sell basic infrastructure (and if you think our network isn't fundamental infra then think some more) why would we ever want to give control to some other random party?
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
October 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
for a fuckin month. i hope all the dumb fucks who were tricked into opposing three waters pay double. fuck this shit.
October 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Who’s your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
i'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is a great sign and i should watch this fantastic movie at once
September 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
why does the City of Auckland 1871-1971 centennial coin look like a cutaway diagram of a penis
September 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
🎶 I don't belieeeeve yoooou 🎶
September 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I lived this for a decade when we were in Parnell.

Only the people of Epsom can end this toe rag's career and they can only do it by voting for the National candidate.

Labour and Green folk have to be united and vote for the greater good.

There is no other option.

Many of us did it, most won't.
September 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
how old does nvidia think i am? and, i mean, maybe they could have asked?
September 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
September 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
next time someone like @mcuban.bsky.social wants to talk about how to make this site sustainable maybe it'd be a good idea to keep your ears open instead of immediately shouting them down because i really like this site and the trajectory right now is _awful_.
September 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM