Jason Birzer
@thelongshot2112.bsky.social
Software dev, #Commanders fan, Anime, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, board games and video games. Heavy metal and prog rock fan. Longshot is my avatar, even tho I am nothing like him. He/him
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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Hey, real quick:
It’s creator day on itch today. For the next 24 hours, all platform fees are WAIVED. Anything you buy (like da bundle) goes STRAIGHT to artists like myself
PLEASE send this stuff to your friends, make noise, repost, etc
It’s creator day on itch today. For the next 24 hours, all platform fees are WAIVED. Anything you buy (like da bundle) goes STRAIGHT to artists like myself
PLEASE send this stuff to your friends, make noise, repost, etc
The Bundle With Benefits is now LIVE!
33 items are available for $10, with an extra 18 items available at a $15 tier! Contributors include @leaftilde.bsky.social, @beedokfern.bsky.social, @grumpy-tg.bsky.social, @ela-bambust.bsky.social, @autumnwolff.bsky.social, and more!
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
33 items are available for $10, with an extra 18 items available at a $15 tier! Contributors include @leaftilde.bsky.social, @beedokfern.bsky.social, @grumpy-tg.bsky.social, @ela-bambust.bsky.social, @autumnwolff.bsky.social, and more!
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Hey, real quick:
It’s creator day on itch today. For the next 24 hours, all platform fees are WAIVED. Anything you buy (like da bundle) goes STRAIGHT to artists like myself
PLEASE send this stuff to your friends, make noise, repost, etc
It’s creator day on itch today. For the next 24 hours, all platform fees are WAIVED. Anything you buy (like da bundle) goes STRAIGHT to artists like myself
PLEASE send this stuff to your friends, make noise, repost, etc
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So maybe y’all should leave so we can get back to having a civilized society
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
So maybe y’all should leave so we can get back to having a civilized society
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this is the best christmas movie
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
this is the best christmas movie
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Change one letter and ruin a candy:
Prayday
Prayday
Change one letter and ruin a candy:
Stickers
Stickers
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Shittles
Shittles
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Change one letter and ruin a candy:
Prayday
Prayday
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no way people are asking for a dislike button on ao3 bestie that’s the back button your browser
February 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
no way people are asking for a dislike button on ao3 bestie that’s the back button your browser
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
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If you're looking to get something for the Holidays, you can't go wrong with cartoon books! I got a lot of books available, including a brand new one that I'm shipping out now! Check it out at ko-fi.com/bakertoons/s...
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If you're looking to get something for the Holidays, you can't go wrong with cartoon books! I got a lot of books available, including a brand new one that I'm shipping out now! Check it out at ko-fi.com/bakertoons/s...
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Watching Columbo for the first time and as someone with a working class chip on his shoulder, seeing all these smug, monied elitists sneeringly underestimating and then being utterly destroyed by a shabby, brilliant little guy is absolutely cathartic.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Watching Columbo for the first time and as someone with a working class chip on his shoulder, seeing all these smug, monied elitists sneeringly underestimating and then being utterly destroyed by a shabby, brilliant little guy is absolutely cathartic.
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the Macy’s parade is good now
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the Macy’s parade is good now
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Fanservice is not as big a problem in anime as people make it out to be and most of the time it's people projecting their views on sex and intimacy onto media
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fanservice is not as big a problem in anime as people make it out to be and most of the time it's people projecting their views on sex and intimacy onto media
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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First off, this couple is hilarious and I want to subscribe to their podcast and be friends with them.
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
First off, this couple is hilarious and I want to subscribe to their podcast and be friends with them.
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
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Tonight Round Frog has achieved Round and TALL!
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Tonight Round Frog has achieved Round and TALL!
Marriage
Friend
Crabs
....
Friend
Crabs
....
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Crabs
New
Car
...welll
Crabs
New
Car
...welll
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Marriage
Friend
Crabs
....
Friend
Crabs
....
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It is unsettling. What’s her name?
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It is unsettling. What’s her name?
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1