Chris Miller
@thelittlepakeha.net
Contrary to posts, I do not own any cats. #longcovid #braindamage #disability #gaming #media #memes #tangatatiriti
Any pronouns. Ōtautahi, Te Waipounamu.
Any pronouns. Ōtautahi, Te Waipounamu.
lmao someone made an expose video on youtube about a minecraft creator and how they used a psyop to outsmart the internet after extensive experimentation on youtube... aka he decided he wanted to be a youtuber when he was 12 and kept working at it and trying different things until he got better.
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
lmao someone made an expose video on youtube about a minecraft creator and how they used a psyop to outsmart the internet after extensive experimentation on youtube... aka he decided he wanted to be a youtuber when he was 12 and kept working at it and trying different things until he got better.
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Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
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I was casting around fora quick and clever way that I could have the workroom door open for the breeze, but not have any cats come barging in, when it dawned on me…
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I was casting around fora quick and clever way that I could have the workroom door open for the breeze, but not have any cats come barging in, when it dawned on me…
If the model is 171cm tall and wearing a size 8 and the dress drapes on her shoes, it's not a midi dress, it's a maxi dress and I would *swim* in it.
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If the model is 171cm tall and wearing a size 8 and the dress drapes on her shoes, it's not a midi dress, it's a maxi dress and I would *swim* in it.
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“It was a short, cold Christmas; and as the short northern day merged into night, we found ourselves almost broad upon the wintry ocean.”
Don’t forget Moby-Dick is a Christmas novel!!!!
Don’t forget Moby-Dick is a Christmas novel!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“It was a short, cold Christmas; and as the short northern day merged into night, we found ourselves almost broad upon the wintry ocean.”
Don’t forget Moby-Dick is a Christmas novel!!!!
Don’t forget Moby-Dick is a Christmas novel!!!!
I wouldn't go past a stack of pancakes right now but I don't have eggs or milk. which I guess does mean I don't have to get up.
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I wouldn't go past a stack of pancakes right now but I don't have eggs or milk. which I guess does mean I don't have to get up.
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When I am finally victorious and my ideological enemies thwarted, all who opposed me shall be lined up and dutifully distributed their equitable share of the rights I fought for and they so vigorously opposed, because That Was The Fucking Point
nah dawg this is petty as shit
these people got brainwashed with propaganda and fearmongering
wanting only people who didn't vote for Trump to survive is misanthropic and gross
these people got brainwashed with propaganda and fearmongering
wanting only people who didn't vote for Trump to survive is misanthropic and gross
This.
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
When I am finally victorious and my ideological enemies thwarted, all who opposed me shall be lined up and dutifully distributed their equitable share of the rights I fought for and they so vigorously opposed, because That Was The Fucking Point
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my power company is advertising their new internet service to me. it is $90/month. this is why that one time a guy came to my door to sell internet I told him how much I was paying ($55/month) and he said "never mind, have a nice day."
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
my power company is advertising their new internet service to me. it is $90/month. this is why that one time a guy came to my door to sell internet I told him how much I was paying ($55/month) and he said "never mind, have a nice day."
"We are almost there! Expected to ship April 27, 2026."
(actually normal, it's a merch plush and they're made to order and take a few months)
(actually normal, it's a merch plush and they're made to order and take a few months)
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"We are almost there! Expected to ship April 27, 2026."
(actually normal, it's a merch plush and they're made to order and take a few months)
(actually normal, it's a merch plush and they're made to order and take a few months)
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we've been watching The Advanced Pokemon Masters Guide DVD, it's so janky and 1990s
"Pokemon Combat" - Big Bass Version - w/lyrics
YouTube video by helswake
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December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
we've been watching The Advanced Pokemon Masters Guide DVD, it's so janky and 1990s
I think an interesting documentary would be tracking down people who were cast or crew on The Apprentice and having them reflect on their thoughts at the time vs now looking back.
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I think an interesting documentary would be tracking down people who were cast or crew on The Apprentice and having them reflect on their thoughts at the time vs now looking back.
Dick Smith is selling a DVD of The Return of Captain Invincible, a b-movie from 1998, for $170.
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Dick Smith is selling a DVD of The Return of Captain Invincible, a b-movie from 1998, for $170.
All this for less than $200.
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
All this for less than $200.
I just saw a youtube thumbnail of an AI overview saying that Christmas is about 27.4 years away and why did my brain immediately interpret it to mean that Christmas is, like, physically out in space somewhere like Santa's riding a tiny asteroid like a sleigh being pulled by cosmic reindeer?
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I just saw a youtube thumbnail of an AI overview saying that Christmas is about 27.4 years away and why did my brain immediately interpret it to mean that Christmas is, like, physically out in space somewhere like Santa's riding a tiny asteroid like a sleigh being pulled by cosmic reindeer?
I spent much time playing Project Zomboid today. There were a couple of big zombie attacks on my base prompted by the stupid fking helicopter that hovers over you and draws them from all over with the noise so I've had to fix up all the exterior walls, build barricades, build fences around the
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I spent much time playing Project Zomboid today. There were a couple of big zombie attacks on my base prompted by the stupid fking helicopter that hovers over you and draws them from all over with the noise so I've had to fix up all the exterior walls, build barricades, build fences around the
Oh thank god. Cat turned up for the third night in a row but has opted to forego his usual position on top of me to lie next to my feet instead. I wouldnt even have a sheet on if i didnt dislike sleeping uncovered.
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Oh thank god. Cat turned up for the third night in a row but has opted to forego his usual position on top of me to lie next to my feet instead. I wouldnt even have a sheet on if i didnt dislike sleeping uncovered.
we've officially hit "cool shower before bed" stage of summer, one week in.
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
we've officially hit "cool shower before bed" stage of summer, one week in.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I can't believe this video is 11 minutes long, I'm 5 minutes in and I think I may have done myself a harm already from laughing
Words spelled so wrong even Google's never seen them
YouTube video by Matt Rose
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December 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I can't believe this video is 11 minutes long, I'm 5 minutes in and I think I may have done myself a harm already from laughing
lol the neighbour's big orange tom is so befuddled by all the uprooted plants on the deck
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
lol the neighbour's big orange tom is so befuddled by all the uprooted plants on the deck
Dandelions anyone? (My foot for comparison)
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Dandelions anyone? (My foot for comparison)