Chris Davies
cdavies.bsky.social
Chris Davies
@cdavies.bsky.social
he/him. I was c_davies on the bird app; an odd little man with a British accent everywhere else. Cat-lover; Michigan-resider; SlashGear writer; car geek; 🌈 I do not 'like' skeets; it's nothing personal it just gives me anxiety.
When you're next furious that MN kids are going hungry, well, there's a fund for that; & when you're livid that brave observers may struggle with rent, there's one for that; & when you're heartbroken about pets being left behind when their owners are kidnapped, well, there's a fund for that, too.
go to standwithminnesota.com and pick someone on there and give them $5.

tomorrow go back and give someone else $5.

do it every day for a week and you will have made life immediately & materially better for 7 different people, at the cost of $35, and you will feel so much better than you do now.
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January 25, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by Chris Davies
Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.

It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.

Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.

Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Current mood: Wondering where I could get an outdoor dog house today, and a heated pad, in case the possums want somewhere to hide from the cold.
January 23, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I strongly believe that there is no billionaire alive who would not fall for the "paint a tunnel on a mountain" trick made popular by a cartoon coyote.
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I have a single 2026 resolution and that's to be (a little) more social. Turns out, when you do most of your socializing on work trips and then largely stop traveling, you get pretty insular! Who knew! Anyway, brain kinda fizzled; if I left you on unread in 2025, it was me not you.
December 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is not a subtweet but if I come to your house at the holidays and ask if you have a little bit of feta I might have, and you say no but then later I find you in the back pantry gnawing on a big chunk of feta, I'm going to be pretty upset. This is not a subtweet.
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Whether you celebrate it or not, a very happy "Christmas email from the CEO of every single company you ever had any interaction with, however long ago or tenuous it was" day, to you and yours 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Still waiting for my Juicero 2025 Wrap, not sure what the hold-up is here.
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Feeling a sense of Midwest winter admiration
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just saw a little possum. Thought you might like to see the little possum.
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Spotted a Honda Acty Raccoon tonight. I would like the Honda Acty Raccoon, please.
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I think it may be time to adopt the wardrobe of Harold from "Harold and Maude"
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
As someone unable not to say "CYBER" in a robot voice whenever he sees the word "cyber" written down, this has been a terribly inefficient week for me.
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One moderately heavy snow day, and he's thinking about Kei trucks with plow attachments again
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just realized I forgot to show you all the free 2026 "Treasured Trucks" calendar that the nice people at Ace Hardware gave me the other day.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Psst. If you woke up feeling positive about yesterday's election results, then remembered things are still terrible and precarious and scary for a whole lot of people right now, donating to a local food bank is a good way to push back on that wave of dismay.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Now we get to see who ignores the "be a genuine, authentic person with tangible beliefs" and "don't throw trans people under the bus" lessons, here, and jumps instead to "make fun videos" because that's easier than legacy Dems changing tired old habits.
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Already, six hundred political journalists are in their cars, fanning out to mom & pop diners across the country, to ask people there how terrified they are - on a scale of 1 to 10 - that New York City has a new mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It's almost reassuring, watching 'Dem Strategists' cling desperately to "We dressed old Chuck-E-Cheese robots in blue ties, and loaded them with 3.5-inch floppy discs of 'we must move to the center' talking points."

The same sort of reassurance as feeling your guts gurgle after taking a laxative.
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The irony in knowing that - somewhere in the house - you have a new, unopened AirTag, but you can't remember where it is.
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'm no numbers guy, but it sure is fascinating seeing the Big Tech Companies announce their hefty revenues today, shortly after gnashing their teeth and wailing about how redundancies were a sad price to pay because of dwindling revenues.
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I don't know if this is a threat or a Zen koan
October 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In an ideal world I'd have the clever words to encourage the strong, capable, intelligent, talented, and ever-promising people around me to not give up hope, but I don't, so I'll just have to hope that they feel the love and support radiating out of me instead.
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's fascinating how quickly your opinion of someone can change drastically.
October 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM