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Chris Miller
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Contrary to posts, I do not own any cats. #longcovid #braindamage #disability #gaming #media #memes #tangatatiriti

Any pronouns. Ōtautahi, Te Waipounamu.
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I have a large box
A deep blue box around the size of a sheet of A2 paper; it reads LV by Louis Vavasour (Vavasqur?) but presumably is a reused box as a shipping label has been attached - with the address covered up. No stalkers.
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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All this for less than $200.
A side view of a small consumer electronic device shaped somewhat like a closed laptop, showing the ports available with helpful labels: USB, SD Card, AV Output, DC Input, TV, Game, ON/OFF, AV Input, and "Earohone". Come on guys. Everyone knows they're called earophones. One machine is comparable to six! A portable DVD player shows a shot from one of the Spider-Man movies in which Spider-Man is actually coming out of the screen. Not only this but there are six icons around the device showing that it can be used as a set top box, a learning machine, recreational machines (more than one?), high definition television set, early childhood education machine, and "an old man's singing machine". Value!
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Dandelions anyone? (My foot for comparison)
A dandelion plant which has been uprooted fully intact sits on a wooden deck; nearby is a foot in a white sandal showing that the planks that make up the deck are not, as they appear, teeny tiny, but in fact the dandelion is a behemoth, at least a(n imperial) foot wide, perhaps more like a foot and a half. Leaves and long flower stalks splay out in all directions as though it is consuming its surroundings to increase its mass.
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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it took me so long to realise that this child is standing behind a table or something
A small child, probably about two years old, stands side-on to the camera with their head turned to stare at the lens. Their further away hand is resting on a piece of wooden furniture behind them to maintain their balance, while their legs have been severed at the thigh leaving the toddler to levitate in the centre of the frame.
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Infection from a broken ankle methinks.
A display shoe sitting on a small stack of shoeboxes in a store. The shoe's outer a very slightly sedated version of hot pink, like someone gave hot pink a mug of warm milk in an attempt to calm it down before bed; the blocky heel is 3-4 inches too high for it to be a respectably comfortable summer sandal with two loops of narrow leather strap over the bulk of the foot and one going around the ankle to avoid it constantly slipping off and having to be re-seated or, worse, retrieved every few steps.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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He heard about roumd day
A grey and white cat curled in a ball on a person's lap. One ear can be seen but his face is mostly hidden under a front paw as he strives to achieve roumd
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
A picture of a cake sitting on a plate; the cake itself is several inches tall and meticulously smooth, covered with brown icing/frosting, while on top of the cake is a carefully made head and neck of a bald eagle complete with individual feathers and draped with a long white and brown striped piece of fabric. It looks like it's resting comfortably.
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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This isn't a carefully picked bad frame. This is just how he looks, all the time. lmao
A male character with long shiny locks of black hair flowing magnificently over his shoulders and a metal pin holding a half-bun in place has a demented look on his face with eyes widened and mouth twisted as though somebody made a sculpture of him and started smearing the clay around before it was fired.
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Sad how rare it's getting to see this kind of stating of facts as extra context at the end of the article too.
The Trump administration initially insisted that its immigration crackdown would prioritize targeting violent criminals. But government data reported in September showed that immigrants with no criminal record were the largest group in ICE detention. McLaughlin's statement about Gamboa noted that illegally re-entering was a felony. The statement also made it a point to say Gamboa had previously been convicted of driving a commercial vehicle without a commercial license as well as fraud, neither of which is a violent offense. Furthermore, Trump won his second presidency after separate New York state court juries convicted him of criminally falsifying business records as well as committing civil fraud by padding his wealth on financial paperwork given to banks and insurers.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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One for the "don't recommend this channel" tool on YouTube. At least 1.7k views in 17 hours is pissant numbers.
A YouTube thumbnail for a video titled "Gingy Cat's Halloween Dream: Count Meowcula's Secret" from an account called Gingyverse, showing it has racked up a total of 1.7k views since being uploaded 17 hours ago. The thumbnail image is of a very obviously AI-generated ginger cat with vividly green eyes and the tips of two fang teeth visible at the corners of its mouth, wearing a stereotypical Dracula-style cape and cravat and holding something that presumably is supposed to be its paw up to a golden goblet.
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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The wallkway is for parrkour.
A sign in a subway train car directing the viewer to the "Wallkway" with iconography of a person doing mad flips. Also some kind of bumblebee or ice cream cone?
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Hes being photogenic
A grey and white cat sitting up in a planter, surrounded by greenery as he looks over his shoulder
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I even think Chinese cresteds are good and beautiful little dog ponies. Though some... did not get the good genes.
A dog is captured mid-prance; most of its body is covered simply in brown skin, while magnificent pure white hair graces each foot, the end of its tail, and its head and neck like a mane. It looks like a majestic pony, though if you look carefully at the grass you may reach the conclusion that it actually must be very small compared to a pony. A middle-aged woman has her face obscured by her arm as she reaches above her to triumphantly hold up a prize-winning dog; the prize is, in fact, a rather large trophy behind the dog. The dog is quite plump and hairless except for very thin pale patches adorning all parts of its head - except for the tongue, of course, which is dangling out of the side of its mouth. Its front paws are sort of hanging in the air in front and its back legs are held together as though it's embarrassed of its nakedness and attempting to modestly hide its shame. An older gentleman with a well-trimmed white beard and moustache and a black hat tilted slightly over his face looks on approvingly.
October 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
The main advertising image for video game Relooted, featuring Black characters in the act of robbing a museum to take a stylised mask of African design.
October 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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I know it's AI without even checking for other tells because of this.

It's the most normal video in existence. Why do you need AI????
A caption from the top of a short video, the kind that's generated by messaging apps like Whatsapp etc. The font is inconsistent and the text reads, "Durup dururken kedi ebeveynieri" with a laughing emoji, roughly the literacy level of an AI content generator when working with images of text.
October 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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My lock screen
Phone lock screen showing today's date and time (Sunday 19 October, 4:23pm) above an image of a tiny rabbit with itty bitty ears standing on hind legs, wearing a medieval knight's helmet with visor up and a green capelet, holding a brown book in one hand and in the other a polearm of the chauve-souris or spetum variety on which a simple black kettle is hooked. The text reads, above the image, "Born to dilly dally"; below the image, "Forced to fight fascists".
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Housecats yawning like this:
A gif featuring a pelican yawning. At first it rests its beak against its throat, then opens it and slides its head back and down along its back, causing the lower half of its beak to turn fully inside out with the shape of its neck visible through the flexible membrane. Finally it stretches its head up towards the sky, entire beak gullet and all seeming to transform into a narrow stick. It is a curséd being indeed.
October 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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You can't see movement in a screenshot obviously but this black shape is very slightly swaying back and forth like it's a person trying to stand very still and blend into the background. I'm baffled. I can't see any reason someone would need to stand there for production reasons.
A partial screenshot from the c-drama Love Like The Galaxy, showing in the foreground a character engaged in conversation. Behind him and to the side is a tall black object that could be a statue or maybe clothes hanging on a stand but which could also be a person wrapped in a black cloak with a hood obscuring their face as they look down. There is a lighter beige patch where their throat would be that could be gloved hands clasped together. They do not appear to be holding any production equipment or anything else that would explain why a person would need to be obscured in the back of a shot. The very presence of this strange object draws the attention as though it is a black hole and gravity directs the gaze.
October 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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(in my family we all grew up doing orienteering using maps like this and I always have to remind myself that most people have never even seen something like this let alone been expected to follow it)
An orienteering map of Rowdy Flat, showing terrain variations using various symbols, colourings and textures and contour lines for heights. Red circles and lines map out the route to be taken to follow the course.
October 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Ah yes, the topographical map.
A screenshot from a c-drama showing a map of a mountainous region with a subtitle naming some of the labeled mountains. It has what seems to be a legend off to one side but the bulk of the map is drawings of mountains with lines weaving around them to show the major roads in the area; in the south and east is also a river. There is very little close detail.
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Unsolicited dik dik pic
a precious tiny antelope standing in the grass
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Lmao why

(Video is about 15 seconds of a tabby cat on a bed, holding onto a purple blanket in her mouth and making somewhat aggressive biscuits. Not sure if her purring is audible. She's still going, very unclear what she's trying to accomplish.)
October 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Isabella is the only leader who doesn't like me and it's because she built Seville on this tiny island off my coast and now she's mad our borders are touching and my capital's too close are you for fucking real lady
A screenshot from Civilisation 7 showing the centre of power for Himiko's civilisation with three huge well established cities and a single Spanish settlement with 2 population just off the coast. The negative relationship modifiers between Himiko and Isabella include -10 for borders touching and -20 for "settled too close to another civilisation's capital"
October 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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So they're sending you... yeast, flour, chocolate, cinnamon sugar, and salted caramel sauce, and you're expected to supply like at least half the ingredients. The only reason to pay for this is to find out how much the pack of flour weighs lol.

(Funnily enough I already have cinnamon sugar.)
Ingredients list showing a ^ symbol for those that are considered "pantry staples" that are not supplied by the food box service. Approximately half of the ingredients are pantry staples.
October 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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DuckDuckGo anticipates me correctly.
Screenshot of a DuckDuckGo image search results page, showing the search term 'medieval dock warehouse' in the text field at the top. The results are a mixture of 3d renderings, drawings, and most of all pictures of Minecraft builds, several of which have text on them showing that they are thumbnails for YouTube build tutorials and showcases.
October 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM