The fentanyl toucher
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The fentanyl toucher
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i'm a loner, dottie. a rebel. you don't wanna get mixed up with a they/them like me.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.

The coup was over in hours because people said no.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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“We are not afraid!” screamed Frog and Toad at the same time.

Then they ran down the mountain very fast.

They ran past the place where they saw the avalanche.

They ran past the place where they saw the snake.

They ran all the way to Toad’s house.
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The Oklahoma City Thunder have the potential to do the funniest thing
RT @NotoriousOHM: Clippers statement on releasing Chris Paul:
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ignoring the idiocy of this entire post, I strongly encourage tradcath males to embrace evolutionary asexuality. Retvrn to monasteries, more American-made world class beers and immurement and illuminated manuscripts, i want to live in the Prince-Bishopric of Chicago
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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there was a brief moment in 2005 when I knew all of the memes in existence
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Compare with the original scene and not only can you see how they used an alternate or pre-FX version where they haven’t digitally removed the crew, you can also see how horrible the colours and the lighting looks in this new one.

youtu.be/qvRHzvoCf_s?...
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Chicago fans in the fourth quarter when the opposing team heads to the free throw line
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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they're literally just LARPing as the federal government i hate them all so much
Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Christ almighty.

This is an old grift, No Labels was another example, but there have been many over the years including this sort of talk about targeting congressional districts, in ways that are deeply unserious on campaign strategy. But the AI slop hype angle on top of it, just shoot me now.
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Yes
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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It really is precisely the inverse of how much work you actually are doing
The numbers in here are hilarious.

Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%

Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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when a trans person exists in a video game
November 17, 2024 at 8:20 AM
does anyone have Jay Huff’s address so I can mail him 3 gallons of protein powder each week until he gains 40 pounds of pure muscle and becomes the next Giannis
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Queer-coded transit news: the M train is taking over some of the F train’s service and the F train is taking some of the M train’s service. So, put simply, F to M and M to F.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Anyone who doesn’t struggle to hold optimism, at their core, doesn’t wish for liberation. They wish for apocalypse
Since people find being hopeful and optimistic so cringe these days, let me remind you once again that there isn’t a single liberation movement in the world that wasn’t built on hope and optimism.
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
tonight’s undisputed Queen of Chicago is lady behind me at the grocery store buying two THC beverages and a single chicharrón boomerang and nothing else. Going to have a better night than anyone else in the city
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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NEW: I spoke to Team Cherry about Silksong DLC, cut content, difficulty settings, storytelling, what they were thinking with Bilewater, the lack of signposting for Act 3, whether they'll do another Hollow Knight game, and much, much more www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
The Makers of ‘Silksong’ Aren’t Done Just Yet
The developers at Team Cherry tell us they’re working on new content for their popular action game
www.bloomberg.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM