The fentanyl toucher
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The fentanyl toucher
@thefentanyltoucher.bsky.social
i'm a loner, dottie. a rebel. you don't wanna get mixed up with a they/them like me.
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one of many parallels between anti-vaxxers & those who oppose gender-affirming care: they start by pretending they have a very specific concern (MMR vaccine, puberty blockers, etc), but once given any sway or say on the matter, they quickly strive to eliminate all of it
Kennedy's zombie ACIP panel just voted to restrict hepatitis B vaccine for newborns. Experts say it will harm children for no reason. www.ms.now/news/rfk-cdc...

ACIP member Dr. Cody Meissner:

"'Do no harm' is a moral imperative. We are doing harm by changing this wording. And I vote no."
RFK Jr.’s CDC panel: No more hepatitis B vaccine for some newborns
The CDC's vaccine advisory panel, stocked with anti-vaccine activists and loyalists to RFK Jr., voted Friday to stop recommending a birth dose of vaccine.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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not the top-voted reply, but this is a hilarious way to troll white people
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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That’ll do it
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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For anyone who believes the private sector can replace public investment in science: no, it's never going to come close.

It will never be cheaper to not have cures for diseases or to be beholden to someone for them. Health is a public service.
Antiviral drug abandoned by pharma shows promise against dengue
A daily pill can prevent the crippling disease, but its maker won’t bring it to market
www.science.org
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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If Halle Berry called me out I would simply perish
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I genuinely said "OH, NO." out loud
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.

The coup was over in hours because people said no.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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“We are not afraid!” screamed Frog and Toad at the same time.

Then they ran down the mountain very fast.

They ran past the place where they saw the avalanche.

They ran past the place where they saw the snake.

They ran all the way to Toad’s house.
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The Oklahoma City Thunder have the potential to do the funniest thing
RT @NotoriousOHM: Clippers statement on releasing Chris Paul:
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ignoring the idiocy of this entire post, I strongly encourage tradcath males to embrace evolutionary asexuality. Retvrn to monasteries, more American-made world class beers and immurement and illuminated manuscripts, i want to live in the Prince-Bishopric of Chicago
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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there was a brief moment in 2005 when I knew all of the memes in existence
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Compare with the original scene and not only can you see how they used an alternate or pre-FX version where they haven’t digitally removed the crew, you can also see how horrible the colours and the lighting looks in this new one.

youtu.be/qvRHzvoCf_s?...
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Chicago fans in the fourth quarter when the opposing team heads to the free throw line
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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they're literally just LARPing as the federal government i hate them all so much
Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Christ almighty.

This is an old grift, No Labels was another example, but there have been many over the years including this sort of talk about targeting congressional districts, in ways that are deeply unserious on campaign strategy. But the AI slop hype angle on top of it, just shoot me now.
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Yes
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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It really is precisely the inverse of how much work you actually are doing
The numbers in here are hilarious.

Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%

Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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when a trans person exists in a video game
November 17, 2024 at 8:20 AM