theFakeTLo
@thefaketlo.bsky.social
Nihilistic panarchist who thinks squirrels are jerks.
Ever get bit by a dead bee?
February 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Ever get bit by a dead bee?
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i love bluesky because instead of being forced to read elon musk's tweets i'm forced to read screenshots of elon musk's tweets
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore. You can literally just watch a Muppet Christmas Carol and eat mashed potatoes in your pajamas whenever you want. Be free.
February 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore. You can literally just watch a Muppet Christmas Carol and eat mashed potatoes in your pajamas whenever you want. Be free.
It me.
an unctuous mass wholly free from bones
February 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
It me.
Four more sleeps.
make sure you watch the Sun Ra documentary on PBS this month!
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Four more sleeps.
Fair enough.
And when it comes to sleeping with an unknown stranger, in a strange inn, in a strange town, and that stranger a harpooneer, then your objections indefinitely multiply
February 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Fair enough.
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The thing about the skeleton and the luge is that you have to learn whether you would be good at the skeleton or the luge, and I don't know how we don't hear about more people dying from finding out if they were good at the skeleton or the luge.
February 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The thing about the skeleton and the luge is that you have to learn whether you would be good at the skeleton or the luge, and I don't know how we don't hear about more people dying from finding out if they were good at the skeleton or the luge.
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the malignant iron scorchingly devoured the baptismal blood
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
the malignant iron scorchingly devoured the baptismal blood
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“Pepsi is not ok.”
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
“Pepsi is not ok.”
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Whenever people gush over AI I'm going to think about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle being utterly convinced that he'd discovered real scientific evidence of real fairies because he saw these pictures
February 14, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Whenever people gush over AI I'm going to think about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle being utterly convinced that he'd discovered real scientific evidence of real fairies because he saw these pictures
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Frog poured some water on the hat.
February 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Frog poured some water on the hat.
I mean, they ain't wrong.
February 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I mean, they ain't wrong.
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It seemed not a whale; and yet is this Moby Dick?
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It seemed not a whale; and yet is this Moby Dick?
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January 24, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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[Enter Valentine.]
February 14, 2026 at 9:41 AM
[Enter Valentine.]
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Let us scrape the ice from our frosted feet, and see
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Let us scrape the ice from our frosted feet, and see
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Ohhhhhhhh. Yeah that makes a lot more sense, @stephruhle.bsky.social
Stephanie Ruhle: This bridge will take toll money away from another bridge that connects Michigan and Canada, and that bridge is owned by a big Trump donor who, on Monday, had a meeting with Howard. Lutnick. Immediately following that meeting, poof, we no longer want this new bridge.
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Ohhhhhhhh. Yeah that makes a lot more sense, @stephruhle.bsky.social
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The Cabinet this week
*RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat
*Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island
*Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims
*Noem blanket
*Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it
*Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”
*RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat
*Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island
*Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims
*Noem blanket
*Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it
*Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
The Cabinet this week
*RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat
*Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island
*Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims
*Noem blanket
*Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it
*Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”
*RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat
*Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island
*Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims
*Noem blanket
*Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it
*Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”
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It flashed like a bleached bone. What the devil’s the matter with me?
February 14, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It flashed like a bleached bone. What the devil’s the matter with me?
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Happy Valentines Day!
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Happy Valentines Day!
Tru dat.
the more whales the less fish
February 14, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Tru dat.
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one of america’s most cherished folk singers wrote an entire song about what a cruel criminal piece of shit donald trump’s father was all the way back in 1954 and somehow this basically never comes up in any story about the trumps, they have literally *always* been this way
the whole fucking family from trump’s parents on down have been a goddamned blight on this country for at least seven decades
February 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
one of america’s most cherished folk singers wrote an entire song about what a cruel criminal piece of shit donald trump’s father was all the way back in 1954 and somehow this basically never comes up in any story about the trumps, they have literally *always* been this way
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