theFakeTLo
@thefaketlo.bsky.social
Nihilistic panarchist who thinks squirrels are jerks.
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when people implore me to embrace AI i don’t even practically understand what they mean!! it’s like saying why don’t you like my aunt carol and i’ve never met her
Genuinely between the Cleveland AI journalism bullshit and the “get good at AI yesterday or you will be crushed” essay I’m I dunno tripling my meds.
February 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
when people implore me to embrace AI i don’t even practically understand what they mean!! it’s like saying why don’t you like my aunt carol and i’ve never met her
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And some certain significance lurks in all things, else all things are little worth, and the round world itself but an empty cipher
February 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
And some certain significance lurks in all things, else all things are little worth, and the round world itself but an empty cipher
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“You must have been tired,” said Toad.
“I was tired,” said Frog, “and it started to rain.”
“I was tired,” said Frog, “and it started to rain.”
February 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
“You must have been tired,” said Toad.
“I was tired,” said Frog, “and it started to rain.”
“I was tired,” said Frog, “and it started to rain.”
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If a reporter seriously asks a politician "do you believe President Trump is racist?" the only proper response from a politician is "Absolutely. Do you think he's *not* racist?"
This isn't remotely hard. And if you can't say it, step aside.
This isn't remotely hard. And if you can't say it, step aside.
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
If a reporter seriously asks a politician "do you believe President Trump is racist?" the only proper response from a politician is "Absolutely. Do you think he's *not* racist?"
This isn't remotely hard. And if you can't say it, step aside.
This isn't remotely hard. And if you can't say it, step aside.
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I will go to the bank by the wood and become undisguised and naked,
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I will go to the bank by the wood and become undisguised and naked,
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Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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A wilderness store?
February 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
A wilderness store?
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the least tangle or kink in the coiling would, in running out, infallibly take somebody’s arm, leg, or entire body off
February 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
the least tangle or kink in the coiling would, in running out, infallibly take somebody’s arm, leg, or entire body off
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My god do we need UBI
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
www.nbcnews.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
My god do we need UBI
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
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Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale
February 16, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale
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Happy Bun Day to all who celebrate!
Please honour our traditions of spanking people while they are still in bed, yelling "BOLLA BOLLA BOLLA!" and then demanding they give you a creamy bun!
Please honour our traditions of spanking people while they are still in bed, yelling "BOLLA BOLLA BOLLA!" and then demanding they give you a creamy bun!
Bolludagur; an Icelandic Festival where Kids Spank their Parents for Cream Buns - IcelandDiscover.is
What is Bolludagur, or bun day in Iceland? Learn how to enjoy this delicious festival, and the days that follow it here. Even where to find vegan buns! Delicious!
icelanddiscover.is
February 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Happy Bun Day to all who celebrate!
Please honour our traditions of spanking people while they are still in bed, yelling "BOLLA BOLLA BOLLA!" and then demanding they give you a creamy bun!
Please honour our traditions of spanking people while they are still in bed, yelling "BOLLA BOLLA BOLLA!" and then demanding they give you a creamy bun!
Ever get bit by a dead bee?
February 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Ever get bit by a dead bee?
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i love bluesky because instead of being forced to read elon musk's tweets i'm forced to read screenshots of elon musk's tweets
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore. You can literally just watch a Muppet Christmas Carol and eat mashed potatoes in your pajamas whenever you want. Be free.
February 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore. You can literally just watch a Muppet Christmas Carol and eat mashed potatoes in your pajamas whenever you want. Be free.
It me.
an unctuous mass wholly free from bones
February 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
It me.
Four more sleeps.
make sure you watch the Sun Ra documentary on PBS this month!
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Four more sleeps.
Fair enough.
And when it comes to sleeping with an unknown stranger, in a strange inn, in a strange town, and that stranger a harpooneer, then your objections indefinitely multiply
February 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Fair enough.
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The thing about the skeleton and the luge is that you have to learn whether you would be good at the skeleton or the luge, and I don't know how we don't hear about more people dying from finding out if they were good at the skeleton or the luge.
February 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The thing about the skeleton and the luge is that you have to learn whether you would be good at the skeleton or the luge, and I don't know how we don't hear about more people dying from finding out if they were good at the skeleton or the luge.
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the malignant iron scorchingly devoured the baptismal blood
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
the malignant iron scorchingly devoured the baptismal blood
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“Pepsi is not ok.”
February 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
“Pepsi is not ok.”