theFakeTLo
@thefaketlo.bsky.social
Nihilistic panarchist who thinks squirrels are jerks.
I mean, they ain't wrong.
February 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I mean, they ain't wrong.
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It seemed not a whale; and yet is this Moby Dick?
February 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It seemed not a whale; and yet is this Moby Dick?
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January 24, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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[Enter Valentine.]
February 14, 2026 at 9:41 AM
[Enter Valentine.]
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Let us scrape the ice from our frosted feet, and see
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Let us scrape the ice from our frosted feet, and see
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Ohhhhhhhh. Yeah that makes a lot more sense, @stephruhle.bsky.social
Stephanie Ruhle: This bridge will take toll money away from another bridge that connects Michigan and Canada, and that bridge is owned by a big Trump donor who, on Monday, had a meeting with Howard. Lutnick. Immediately following that meeting, poof, we no longer want this new bridge.
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Ohhhhhhhh. Yeah that makes a lot more sense, @stephruhle.bsky.social
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The Cabinet this week
*RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat
*Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island
*Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims
*Noem blanket
*Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it
*Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”
*RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat
*Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island
*Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims
*Noem blanket
*Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it
*Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
The Cabinet this week
*RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat
*Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island
*Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims
*Noem blanket
*Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it
*Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”
*RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat
*Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island
*Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims
*Noem blanket
*Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it
*Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”
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It flashed like a bleached bone. What the devil’s the matter with me?
February 14, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It flashed like a bleached bone. What the devil’s the matter with me?
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Happy Valentines Day!
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Happy Valentines Day!
Tru dat.
the more whales the less fish
February 14, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Tru dat.
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one of america’s most cherished folk singers wrote an entire song about what a cruel criminal piece of shit donald trump’s father was all the way back in 1954 and somehow this basically never comes up in any story about the trumps, they have literally *always* been this way
the whole fucking family from trump’s parents on down have been a goddamned blight on this country for at least seven decades
February 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
one of america’s most cherished folk singers wrote an entire song about what a cruel criminal piece of shit donald trump’s father was all the way back in 1954 and somehow this basically never comes up in any story about the trumps, they have literally *always* been this way
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Interesting choice, foregrounding the guy who's never won an election, as opposed to the other two
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Interesting choice, foregrounding the guy who's never won an election, as opposed to the other two
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She is an empty suit, of course. And an absolute nasty piece of cornbread.
She is also, to my somewhat trained ear, absolutely, positively terrified here. She is either intimidated by the process or deeply anxious about her relationship with her boss. Or both.
But she is terrified.
She is also, to my somewhat trained ear, absolutely, positively terrified here. She is either intimidated by the process or deeply anxious about her relationship with her boss. Or both.
But she is terrified.
The question for Baghdad Bondi was, how many of Epstein’s co-conspirators and pedophiles have you indicted or investigated?
Answer: The Dow is over $50K.
Answer: The Dow is over $50K.
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
She is an empty suit, of course. And an absolute nasty piece of cornbread.
She is also, to my somewhat trained ear, absolutely, positively terrified here. She is either intimidated by the process or deeply anxious about her relationship with her boss. Or both.
But she is terrified.
She is also, to my somewhat trained ear, absolutely, positively terrified here. She is either intimidated by the process or deeply anxious about her relationship with her boss. Or both.
But she is terrified.
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"But it's just an indisputable fact that Elon Musk is a genuinely terrible and stunningly ignorant human being who genuinely has no Earthly idea how often very basic things work."
@karlbode.com on the press's "Musk says" coverage philosophy (also, CEO says; Trump says)
karlbode.com/the-press-is...
@karlbode.com on the press's "Musk says" coverage philosophy (also, CEO says; Trump says)
karlbode.com/the-press-is...
The Media Can't Stop Propping Up Elon Musk's Phony Supergenius Engineer Mythology
One of my favorite trends in modern U.S. infotainment media is something I affectionately call "CEO said a thing!" journalism.
"CEO said a thing!" journalism generally involves a press outlet parroti...
karlbode.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
"But it's just an indisputable fact that Elon Musk is a genuinely terrible and stunningly ignorant human being who genuinely has no Earthly idea how often very basic things work."
@karlbode.com on the press's "Musk says" coverage philosophy (also, CEO says; Trump says)
karlbode.com/the-press-is...
@karlbode.com on the press's "Musk says" coverage philosophy (also, CEO says; Trump says)
karlbode.com/the-press-is...
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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the absolute contempt that every single person I know from Minnesota has for Amy Klobuchar is extraordinary
Minnesotans stood together, stared down ICE, and never blinked.
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
the absolute contempt that every single person I know from Minnesota has for Amy Klobuchar is extraordinary
If someone you loved said this at dinner, you would take them to the doctor.
insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man
February 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
If someone you loved said this at dinner, you would take them to the doctor.
We still don't know how gravity works, do we?
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
We still don't know how gravity works, do we?
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too many days are an exercise in discerning between "is the world ending" or "are we just run by idiots"...or both
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
too many days are an exercise in discerning between "is the world ending" or "are we just run by idiots"...or both
Counterpoint: No, you delusional dimwit.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Counterpoint: No, you delusional dimwit.
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