theFakeTLo
@thefaketlo.bsky.social
Nihilistic panarchist who thinks squirrels are jerks.
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Reminder that in high school, Tucker Carlson listed himself as a member of the "Dan White Society," named after the man who shot and killed Harvey Milk, the first openly gay elected official.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Reminder that in high school, Tucker Carlson listed himself as a member of the "Dan White Society," named after the man who shot and killed Harvey Milk, the first openly gay elected official.
I was born into a world without chip clips. Can you imagine?
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I was born into a world without chip clips. Can you imagine?
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pancetta, chihuahua cheese, kewpie and jalapeño on rye bread
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
pancetta, chihuahua cheese, kewpie and jalapeño on rye bread
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What the white whale was to Ahab, has been hinted; what, at times, he was to me, as yet remains unsaid.
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
What the white whale was to Ahab, has been hinted; what, at times, he was to me, as yet remains unsaid.
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There’s only one person to blame for her death and that’s the President. There is no legitimate reason the National Guard should be in the streets of US cities. We live in a Fascist state.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
There’s only one person to blame for her death and that’s the President. There is no legitimate reason the National Guard should be in the streets of US cities. We live in a Fascist state.
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Fuck Yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Fuck Yeah.
Pretty much every time.
My mother looked in delight and amazement at the stranger,
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Pretty much every time.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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even then, Ahab, in his hidden self, raved on
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
even then, Ahab, in his hidden self, raved on
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Your only salvation lies in eluding it
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Your only salvation lies in eluding it
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Funny how this happened 3 days after a judge ruled that deploying the national guard to DC was unlawful
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Funny how this happened 3 days after a judge ruled that deploying the national guard to DC was unlawful
He's so incredibly stupid in the absolutely oddest way. Just so fucking weird.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
He's so incredibly stupid in the absolutely oddest way. Just so fucking weird.
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delicious death
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
👇🏻
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In the morning I help pick up the dead and lay them in rows in a barn.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
In the morning I help pick up the dead and lay them in rows in a barn.
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How I'm rolling up to thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
How I'm rolling up to thanksgiving
The @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social enters the chat and whatnot.
ships, barques, brigs, schooners, and what not
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social enters the chat and whatnot.
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
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To be enraged with a dumb thing, Captain Ahab, seems blasphemous.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
To be enraged with a dumb thing, Captain Ahab, seems blasphemous.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Always.
the lesson is ALWAYS play the long game :)
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Always.
Having a burger and fries at the bar. I just got sneaked a free homemade bourbon ball because bartenders love me. That shit was good. Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🥃 #winning
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Having a burger and fries at the bar. I just got sneaked a free homemade bourbon ball because bartenders love me. That shit was good. Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🥃 #winning
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The people who do this, who conceived of it, who demand it, are real life monsters.
“I had to take the baby from my crying wife’s arms.“ It hasn’t even been a year, and this is not a scandal anymore? What is wrong with us?
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The people who do this, who conceived of it, who demand it, are real life monsters.