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thefaketlo.bsky.social
theFakeTLo
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Nihilistic panarchist who thinks squirrels are jerks.
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From Invasion. One of the most dramatic introductions of "the chair" that I have ever seen. #iykyk
Interrogation scene featuring the famous Emeco Navy Chair. Look it up.
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Tonight's activity. #malort
A picture of my home bar. On the counter left to right there's a bottle of Malört, a Jameson glass with ice but no whiskey, a fancy little port glass for the Malört, a handle of Wild Turkey 101, and a sample bottle of some barrel-aged Malört. On the wall, you can see part of a tiki mask and a banner that reads "AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE, WE WILL SERVE MALÖRT."
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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In my office...
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Max von Sydow as Ming the Merciless
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I got nothin'.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Irrefutably, a hot dog is not a sandwich. It's a taco. However in honor of the Sandwich Guy verdict today, these smell of mustard and onions.
Two cheesy Johnsonville brats covered in French's fried onions and yellow mustard on a flamingo plate with dill pickle flavored chips from Sprouts.
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Card of the day. Seems bad.
Tarot card - The Tower Two dudes on fire jumping out of a burning white tower that has been struck by lightning.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I like taking pictures of the moon.
A cool picture of the moon from my driveway with clouds and trees and contrails and a weird lens flare.
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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We hardly had any trick-or-treaters last night. I think I'm having candy for breakfast.
Large red handmade coffee mug with The Satanic Temple logo on it.
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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That's no moon.
Picture of the Moon in daylight looking like the Death Star.
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Kraft Dinner with three different grinds of black pepper, 3-hour caramelized onions, and a topping of French's fried onions. I live outside of God's sight and by consequence, outside of His love.
Big white bowl full of mac and cheese.
October 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I am an unabashed Steak-umm® fan.
Two Steak-umm® sandwiches on bolillos with colby jack, Kewpie, horseradish, and Italian seasoning resting on a beautiful blue Fiestaware dinner plate. Open. Two Steak-umm® sandwiches on bolillos with colby jack, Kewpie, horseradish, and Italian seasoning resting on a beautiful blue Fiestaware dinner plate. Closed and cut in half.
October 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Card of the day. Because of course.
"The Fool" tarot card
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The chair. #iykyk
Three men in an interrogation scene. One of them is holding an Emeco Navy Chair. That chair is infamously used in almost every TV show and film for interrogations and science fiction sets. It's a thing.
October 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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This hairy old man is fully vaxxed for the season (COVID, flu, and RSV). No wait and no questions asked at CVS in TN.
Fully tattooed and very hairy upper arm (Lady and the Tramp are prominently featured) with a cotton ball and bandaid above them covering the three injection spots.
October 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Caramelized onions are not sauteed onions. Get your shit together. This is the end of hour two. One more hour to go.
Four large red onions in a skillet that have been sliced up and cooking in olive oil on low for two hours. There is half a stick of butter resting on top waiting to melt. In another hour, we will have reached perfection.
October 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I win.
Two sunny side up eggs on top of refried beans with onions and peppers and cheese and tostadas and a ton of homemade habanero-pineapple hot sauce.
September 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Card of the day. Imma get to ride a horse later. Buck nekkid.
My Tarot card of the day is "The Sun." It features a little naked dude excitedly riding a white horse amongst sunflowers underneath a yellow sun that has a disinterested if not slightly annoyed face.
September 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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If you see this, repost with a vampire, who isn’t Dracula.
Eli from "Let The Right One In"
September 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Shrimp and Sack Sausage Basmati Jambalaya is halfway there.
September 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Hand written sign at a German restaurant that starts with the sentence "Wir suchen Dich."
September 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Neat looking building in Poznań.
Small, narrow 4 story apartment building with interesting architecture.
August 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Theo Huxtable in the Gordon Gartelle counterfeit shirt that Denise made for him.
August 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Bottle of German Coca-Cola Light. Instead of the Coke logo, it says "Bro."
August 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM