McGee
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The artist formerly known as TeletextsMrT
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Breaking News : Glup Shitto rumoured to be in the Rebellion.
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Breaking News : Glup Shitto rumoured to be in the Rebellion.
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Rockstar Games has to keep removing fan made GTA missions where you assassinate him
just thinking again about how MAGA’s attempt to suppress all criticism of Charlie Kirk created a backlash so intense that he is now probably the most abjectly Internet-defiled person in human history
genuinely Charlie Kirk may have been more degraded and demeaned by the Internet at this point than anyone else in human history
the universe is not always unjust
the universe is not always unjust
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Rockstar Games has to keep removing fan made GTA missions where you assassinate him
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I hope you burn in hell. I hope you burn now.
ICE spokesperson Marcos Charles: "My officers stayed with the child. They cared for him. Took him to get something to eat from a drive-thru restaurant and spent hours ensuring he was taken care of. Again, my officers did that, not his father ... his family refused to open the door and take him back"
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I hope you burn in hell. I hope you burn now.
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Every time I have to put washing in the machine: annoying but fine
Every time I have to hang the washing on the airer: fuck my chungus life
Every time I have to hang the washing on the airer: fuck my chungus life
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Every time I have to put washing in the machine: annoying but fine
Every time I have to hang the washing on the airer: fuck my chungus life
Every time I have to hang the washing on the airer: fuck my chungus life
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that right there? that's a man with a union
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 PM
that right there? that's a man with a union
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Watching Spaceballs for the first time. What a dog shit film.
January 17, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Watching Spaceballs for the first time. What a dog shit film.
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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Took 35 years but somebody finally found the true ending
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Took 35 years but somebody finally found the true ending
Did I get stood up tonight? Yes.
Does this mean I have a full cheesecake to eat to myself? Also yes.
So who's to say if it's good or bad.
Does this mean I have a full cheesecake to eat to myself? Also yes.
So who's to say if it's good or bad.
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Did I get stood up tonight? Yes.
Does this mean I have a full cheesecake to eat to myself? Also yes.
So who's to say if it's good or bad.
Does this mean I have a full cheesecake to eat to myself? Also yes.
So who's to say if it's good or bad.
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This lady looks like she rolled a 1 on a dexterity check for putting on pants
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
This lady looks like she rolled a 1 on a dexterity check for putting on pants
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.
January 8, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.
I'm off to a cafe to play D&D with strangers. My family are begging me to get back on the Class A's
January 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I'm off to a cafe to play D&D with strangers. My family are begging me to get back on the Class A's
The Byzantine Empire didn't exist. It wasn't called that until a jealous German decided to change history.
Here’s a fun top five: things that are consensus among historians but are essentially unknown by the public. Richard I, a bad king of England. Roman Empire, fell in 1453. Paul, more important than Jesus. Witch burning, a modern phenomenon not a medieval one. Britain last invaded in 1688. Yours?
As someone who wrote a dissertation on that damnable Frenchman; one can only hope.
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The Byzantine Empire didn't exist. It wasn't called that until a jealous German decided to change history.
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While so many people love this episode for everything that happens after eating the peppers, I find the first part is my favorite portrayal of Homer Simpson -- finding something truly trivial to excel at and wading in, boots, spoon and all.
(And yes, I love the line, "Less Artsy, More Fartsy."
(And yes, I love the line, "Less Artsy, More Fartsy."
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
January 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
While so many people love this episode for everything that happens after eating the peppers, I find the first part is my favorite portrayal of Homer Simpson -- finding something truly trivial to excel at and wading in, boots, spoon and all.
(And yes, I love the line, "Less Artsy, More Fartsy."
(And yes, I love the line, "Less Artsy, More Fartsy."
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imagine a cheery BBC news report in 1938 breezily asking "which countries could be in Hitler's sights after the Sudetenland?"
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
imagine a cheery BBC news report in 1938 breezily asking "which countries could be in Hitler's sights after the Sudetenland?"
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I think the second part is the bigger news.
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I think the second part is the bigger news.
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Donald Trump is so obviously going to annex Greenland.
And European leaders will respond with unparalleled levels of "monitoring the situation".
And European leaders will respond with unparalleled levels of "monitoring the situation".
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Donald Trump is so obviously going to annex Greenland.
And European leaders will respond with unparalleled levels of "monitoring the situation".
And European leaders will respond with unparalleled levels of "monitoring the situation".
Waiting for Tanahashi to leave before playing High Energy is criminal
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Waiting for Tanahashi to leave before playing High Energy is criminal
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RIP James Somerton you would've loved chatgpt.
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
RIP James Somerton you would've loved chatgpt.
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They provided an "Acemobile" to let him ride all the way around the dome and let everyone see him 💕 #njwk20
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 AM