Jemaine Clement
@jemaineclement.bsky.social
This looks exactly like my setlist
When your kid discovers the music of Flight of the Conchords (she needs to wait a few years to watch the actual show)... Thanks @jemaineclement.bsky.social and Brit x
#musicsky
#musicsky
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 AM
This looks exactly like my setlist
The Reindeer Centipede 2025
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 AM
The Reindeer Centipede 2025
I'm bringing back saying Happy New Year! No one has said it for a year.
December 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm bringing back saying Happy New Year! No one has said it for a year.
To be honest when I write on here I don't even notice whether it's bluesky or threads or something else.
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
To be honest when I write on here I don't even notice whether it's bluesky or threads or something else.
Yes! The post I made worked then.
‘AVATAR’ has become the first movie trilogy to pass $6 billion at the global box office.
#Avatar #JamesCameron #BoxOffice #CinemaHistory
#Avatar #JamesCameron #BoxOffice #CinemaHistory
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yes! The post I made worked then.
I had a stomach bug. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you got what you wanted!
Jemaine did you have a great Christmas!?
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I had a stomach bug. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you got what you wanted!
This isn't as interesting as it sounds.
Pay attention before you flush the toilet.
Do You Have 'Ghost Poops'? Here's What That Says About Your Health.
Pay attention before you flush the toilet.
www.huffpost.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This isn't as interesting as it sounds.
I want a full investigation into who took my sasquatch sweatshirt on the flight from LA to Auckland in 2017.
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
Business class passenger jailed for 20 months for stealing another person’s bag
Prosecutors say the man targeted an Azerbaijani couple whose luggage contained items worth tens of thousands of pounds
www.independent.co.uk
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I want a full investigation into who took my sasquatch sweatshirt on the flight from LA to Auckland in 2017.
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
Yeah, what a mystery...
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Yeah, what a mystery...
Trump has been getting his sharpie out again.
December 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Trump has been getting his sharpie out again.
I laughed when I heard the word unobtanium too, but now I'm on Pandora it is my duty to point out:
December 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I laughed when I heard the word unobtanium too, but now I'm on Pandora it is my duty to point out:
Hey guys, I acted in this film called Avatar: Fire and Ash. It comes out this week and I'm trying to get the word out there.
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hey guys, I acted in this film called Avatar: Fire and Ash. It comes out this week and I'm trying to get the word out there.
Trump Administration Aims to Strip More Foreign-Born Americans of Citizenship
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Imagine how good a film list has to be for When Harry Met Sally to be number 6.
#RIP
editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/rob-re...
#RIP
editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/rob-re...
Rob Reiner Movies Ranked by Tomatometer
We rank all movies directed by Rob Reiner, including 'This Is Spinal Tap', 'The Princess Bride', 'When Harry Met Sally...', and more.
editorial.rottentomatoes.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Imagine how good a film list has to be for When Harry Met Sally to be number 6.
#RIP
editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/rob-re...
#RIP
editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/rob-re...
Reposted by Jemaine Clement
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
Reposted by Jemaine Clement
I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
You're not crazy.
Am I crazy or this from Flight of the Concords??? @jemaineclement.bsky.social @rhysiedarby.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You're not crazy.
This was from 7 days ago but yeah, it was good.
@jemaineclement.bsky.social I hope you are having a good day
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This was from 7 days ago but yeah, it was good.
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I just saw something @westonfront.bsky.social did for...
*cough* ROGUE TROOPER *cough*
-And it's GAAAWGEOUS!!
💪😍👍
*cough* ROGUE TROOPER *cough*
-And it's GAAAWGEOUS!!
💪😍👍
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I just saw something @westonfront.bsky.social did for...
*cough* ROGUE TROOPER *cough*
-And it's GAAAWGEOUS!!
💪😍👍
*cough* ROGUE TROOPER *cough*
-And it's GAAAWGEOUS!!
💪😍👍
Paid you back!
Anyone else?!
Anyone else?!
Hiya @jemaineclement.bsky.social and Taika … remember how you fundraised on Kickstarter for What We Do in the Shadows? (I do) Remember how I donated $10 to it in 2015? (I do)
Wanna return the good deed for my youngest clever monkey’s first short film project? 💖
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mwi...
Wanna return the good deed for my youngest clever monkey’s first short film project? 💖
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mwi...
Comrade - A Tyrannical Tale of War and Friendship
A "revolutionary" short film about survival, friendship, and belief set in the ashes of a republic
www.kickstarter.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Paid you back!
Anyone else?!
Anyone else?!
Then they named it wrong, didn't they?
October 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Then they named it wrong, didn't they?
