Jemaine Clement
@jemaineclement.bsky.social
I was looking up the comedy song Is My Toaster Sentient by Gary LeStrange and this is what Google AI told me:
January 23, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I was looking up the comedy song Is My Toaster Sentient by Gary LeStrange and this is what Google AI told me:
Los Angeles! Our Greek Theater (Theatre) show has sold out but we've added a show! Artist pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am PT. Password: FOTC
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Los Angeles! Our Greek Theater (Theatre) show has sold out but we've added a show! Artist pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am PT. Password: FOTC
Means we'll probably be deported.
Does ‘only US performance for 2026’ mean there are performances in other countries?
Go on Jemaine, that would be good.
Go on Jemaine, that would be good.
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Means we'll probably be deported.
Taking our fingers out of the cryogenic chamber. 🎸🎸
Flight of the Conchords' first Los Angeles appearance in over 10 years will be at The Greek Theatre on May 9th performing at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival. The Conchords will perform fan favs and classic banter. This will also be the duo's only US performance for 2026. Tix on sale Friday.
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Taking our fingers out of the cryogenic chamber. 🎸🎸
Reposted by Jemaine Clement
Flight of the Conchords' first Los Angeles appearance in over 10 years will be at The Greek Theatre on May 9th performing at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival. The Conchords will perform fan favs and classic banter. This will also be the duo's only US performance for 2026. Tix on sale Friday.
January 20, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Flight of the Conchords' first Los Angeles appearance in over 10 years will be at The Greek Theatre on May 9th performing at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival. The Conchords will perform fan favs and classic banter. This will also be the duo's only US performance for 2026. Tix on sale Friday.
You know how zoom cancels out certain sound frequencies in order to reduce background noise? Does that include the fart frequencies? Asking for a friend.
January 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
You know how zoom cancels out certain sound frequencies in order to reduce background noise? Does that include the fart frequencies? Asking for a friend.
It's more about AI generated partial nudity at the moment.
Yeah, since leaving Twitter, I’m really not missing all the videos of fatal industrial accidents.
Is it still full of that?
Is it still full of that?
January 17, 2026 at 2:18 AM
It's more about AI generated partial nudity at the moment.
Bluesky is like what I imagine twitter was like when it started. Twitter is now like a cross between the future in the Terminator when it's run by robots and the Martian red light district in Total Recall.
January 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Bluesky is like what I imagine twitter was like when it started. Twitter is now like a cross between the future in the Terminator when it's run by robots and the Martian red light district in Total Recall.
As a long time Laika fan I'm extremely excited to be involved in this.
January 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
As a long time Laika fan I'm extremely excited to be involved in this.
For those who celebrate...
Happy day after your birthday! 🥳🎉
January 12, 2026 at 5:10 AM
For those who celebrate...
Sorry Betty, I'm not receiving any more birthday wishes this year. Try next year!
Happy birthday to @jemaineclement.bsky.social
You didn’t think I’d forget our annual tradition of me sending you birthday wishes and you ignoring them 🤣💕🥳
You didn’t think I’d forget our annual tradition of me sending you birthday wishes and you ignoring them 🤣💕🥳
January 11, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Sorry Betty, I'm not receiving any more birthday wishes this year. Try next year!
Aussiest thing stackable crackers called 'stackers'.
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Aussiest thing stackable crackers called 'stackers'.
Loved Spinal Tap II!
So many great jokes.
Also envied Nigel Tufnel's Union Jack St Vincent guitar.
So many great jokes.
Also envied Nigel Tufnel's Union Jack St Vincent guitar.
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Loved Spinal Tap II!
So many great jokes.
Also envied Nigel Tufnel's Union Jack St Vincent guitar.
So many great jokes.
Also envied Nigel Tufnel's Union Jack St Vincent guitar.
What does this say?
January 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
What does this say?
I think the second part is the bigger news.
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I think the second part is the bigger news.
This looks exactly like my setlist
When your kid discovers the music of Flight of the Conchords (she needs to wait a few years to watch the actual show)... Thanks @jemaineclement.bsky.social and Brit x
#musicsky
#musicsky
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 AM
This looks exactly like my setlist
The Reindeer Centipede 2025
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 AM
The Reindeer Centipede 2025
I'm bringing back saying Happy New Year! No one has said it for a year.
December 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm bringing back saying Happy New Year! No one has said it for a year.
To be honest when I write on here I don't even notice whether it's bluesky or threads or something else.
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
To be honest when I write on here I don't even notice whether it's bluesky or threads or something else.
Yes! The post I made worked then.
‘AVATAR’ has become the first movie trilogy to pass $6 billion at the global box office.
#Avatar #JamesCameron #BoxOffice #CinemaHistory
#Avatar #JamesCameron #BoxOffice #CinemaHistory
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yes! The post I made worked then.
I had a stomach bug. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you got what you wanted!
Jemaine did you have a great Christmas!?
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I had a stomach bug. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you got what you wanted!
This isn't as interesting as it sounds.
Pay attention before you flush the toilet.
Do You Have 'Ghost Poops'? Here's What That Says About Your Health.
Pay attention before you flush the toilet.
www.huffpost.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This isn't as interesting as it sounds.
I want a full investigation into who took my sasquatch sweatshirt on the flight from LA to Auckland in 2017.
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
Business class passenger jailed for 20 months for stealing another person’s bag
Prosecutors say the man targeted an Azerbaijani couple whose luggage contained items worth tens of thousands of pounds
www.independent.co.uk
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I want a full investigation into who took my sasquatch sweatshirt on the flight from LA to Auckland in 2017.
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...